Profanity Jokes
9 profanity jokes and hilarious profanity puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about profanity that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?
He kisses his mother with that mouth.
What language is most commonly used in programming?
Profanity.
I saw an R-rated movie with no blood, no n**... and no profanity
It was a little overrated
How do you make three old ladies all yell profanity at the same time?
Have the forth one yell " BINGO!".
Have you heard of this bad doctor?
When people's limbs get cut off he replaces them, but with other animals' limbs.
One of his patients was really angry at this, and decided to call the doctor. After multiple profanities the patient said that if he finds the doctor he will kill him with his bear hands.
Pregnant Pause
"What did Father say when he learned you're pregnant?" asked little Mary's mother. Little Mary answered, "Should I leave out the profanity?" "Yes, of course!" Mary's mom replied. "Nothing."
The one language programmers all know
Is profanity
What's the most commonly spoken language on Earth?
Profanity.
Why did Oedipus never use profanity?
Because he kissed his mother with that mouth.
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