The Best 11 Profanity Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Profanity jokes. There are some profanity misuse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these profanity obscenities puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Profanity Jokes and Puns
Why does Oedipus hate profanity?
He kisses his mother with that mouth.
What language is most commonly used in programming?
Profanity.
I saw an R-rated movie with no blood, no nudity and no profanity
It was a little overrated
How do you make three old ladies all yell profanity at the same time?
Have the forth one yell " BINGO!".
Pregnant Pause
"What did Father say when he learned you're pregnant?" asked little Mary's mother. Little Mary answered, "Should I leave out the profanity?" "Yes, of course!" Mary's mom replied. "Nothing."
The one language programmers all know
Is profanity
What's the most commonly spoken language on Earth?
Profanity.
Why did Oedipus never use profanity?
Because he kissed his mother with that mouth.
I saw a movie once with a lot of racist profanity
Obviously, it got rated a hard R.
All gamers are bilingual...
They speak both English and Profanity.
Life Before The Computer
Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3 inch floppy ..
... you just hoped nobody ever found out!!
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