The Best 90 Products Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Products jokes. There are some products wares jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these products product manager puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Products Jokes and Puns

I find it wild that people would use cleaning products on their skeletons.

But to bleach their bone, I guess.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Ebay products are like sex

You look at it online a lot but never see it in real life

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

The blinds store

So there's this store down the street called "Bailey's Blinds", and I can't help but wonder that it must be a front for some sort of illegal activity. Money laundering, perhaps? Or maybe it's an incognito hub for illicit products of some nature. I mean, how can a business possibly function for over 15 years while consistently profitable, by selling nothing but blinds? ...It's a shady business if you ask me.


Slogan idea for a Braille company

Loads of high quality Braille products,
many of which you've never seen before!

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

Products joke, What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

Perforated Paper Products Inc just went out of business.

They should have seen it coming. They had a tearable product.

Attention!! A dark joke ahead

A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away.
At the funeral house, the African woman kept sobbing and saying: "I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!!"
A family member pulled her aside and asked:
"What did you know?" She replied: "That, Chinese products don't last long!!

Ikea failed miserably at processed meat products business

Someone ordered meatballs and Ikea sends them a cow with DIY instructions

Wife's Campaign

My wife has wasted years campaigning for tampon companies to make sanitary products suitable for the 'larger' lady.

I'm trying to convince her that it's time to just throw in the towel.

You can explore products providers reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean products investors dad jokes. There are also products puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses?

That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's Furniture Emporium…

I Went To The Patent Office.

I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.

I said, "A folding bottle."

She said, "Okay. What do you call it?"

"A Fottle."

"What else do you have?"

"A folding carton."

"What do you call it?"

"A Farton."

She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude."

I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.

$1,000 worth of products were stolen from a Games Workshop today

Police are looking for a book and three pots of paint.

Why is the government encouraging more American made vibrators?

They want to increase their gross domestic products.

Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

Products joke, Why do vegans hate themselves?

wife's insisting to quit job

The wife's insisting I quit my job, because she thinks it's cruel we've started testing our new products on rabbits.
She's got a point, I suppose...

I work in a hammer factory.

People tell me that you shouldn't buy bootleg products because the quality isn't very good...

I disagree. I recently purchased a copy of the black keys newest album from a guy on the street. The quality of their #1 hit "Pyrite on the Ceiling" was superb.

Apple fitness products don't work.

I tried the iHop and it only made me gain weight.


Really sucks for those addicted to Apple products...

...now there is no *escape*

My friend, Damian, is crazy for apple products

He's a macadamian nut.

Whata country..

You might remember comedian Yakov Smirnoff. When he first came to the United States from Russia he was not prepared for the incredible variety of instant products available in American grocery stores.

He says, "On my first shopping trip, I saw powdered milk -- you just add water, and you get milk. Then I saw powdered orange juice -- you just add water, and you get orange juice. And then I saw baby powder, and I thought to my self, "What a country!"

All feminine hygiene products now on sale for HALF PRICE

But hurry - it's just for the Christmas period.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. German light bulbs are quality products.

A group of IPhones walk into a bar

Bartender: Get out!

IPhones: Why?

Bartender: I know you don't have any money!

IPhones: How?

Bartender: Because all you Apple products lost your Jobs years ago!

When Microsoft and Apple ship faulty products

Microsoft: We will fix that faulty battery timer through a software update. *never fixes it though*

Apple: *quietly removes the battery timer*

Products joke, When Microsoft and Apple ship faulty products

My employer has recently started testing their products on animals.

I guess it wouldn't be so bad if I didn't work for a hammer factory.

Testing products on animals

Guy: We need to stop testing our products on animals

Boss: Why? Shampoo companies do that all the time.

Guy: Ya. But we make hammers.

Two employees are having a conversation about quality control

Employee 1: We need to stop testing our products on animals.

Employee 2: Why? Other shampoo companies do it all the time.

Employee 1: Cool. But we make hammers.

Have you ever been to the Braille superstore?

They've got products you've never seen before.

A man told me his strength gains came from eating soy products.

After he said this I wasn't sure whether I thought more of him, or lecithin.

My Grandmother was excited to hear that some cookies at the bake sale were baked by genuine prostitutes

Grandma did always have a soft spot for ho-made products.

I drove four hours to attend a beauty pageant for meat products today.

Turns out it was a Miss Steak.

I don't know why there is a baby brand called Safety 1st..

I mean, if they used safety first they wouldn't have to buy their products in the first place

What do you call someone who always talks about apple products?

An android user.

I've been stealing products from the hygiene store

I need to come clean

People buying Apple products are so dumb.

Sent from my iPhone.

Why do people think its a good idea to buy natural products?

After all, isn't the leading reason for deaths "natural causes"?

What do you call someone that doesn't eat animal products and loves to gamble?

A Las Vegan

Guy: We need to stop testing our products on buildings.

Boss: Why, Elevator companies do it all the time?

Guy: Yeah but we make airplanes.

A lady just came up to me in the shopping centre and asked me to take apart in a survey....

Q1 - What grooming products do you use...... I don't think .. Facebook, Haribo and Puppies were the answers she was after..

What kind of factory can produce only adequate products?

a satisfactory

A place where they assemble okay products is called

...a Satis Factory.

What do you call a factory that produces OK products?

Satisfactory

Why do Microsoft products cost money?

You gotta pay the Bill

What do you call a factory which sells passable products?

A satisfactory.

Why didn't Adam buy Eve the new iPhone?

Because Apple products are really expensive.

My city is handing out free healthcare products to women,

Free tampons? No strings attached.

Apparently people are getting paid now to mention products in their social media posts

That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's furniture Emporium.

I'm willing to invest all my money into podiums

They're really products I can stand behind.

I've heard all the environmental activists' arguments for banning plastic products...

and they're really just grasping at straws.

Why do Canadians prefer Apple and Logitech products?

Because they are so apple-lo-gitech

Asked to give a statement after a cigarette sparked a fire that burned down a sweatshop where their products were being made, Old Navy replied:

"It's a travesty. It's a truly, horrific travesty. Nobody should be allowed to sell cigarettes to children that age!"

A CEO and his board of directors gather for a meeting

CEO: We need to stop testing our products on animals.

BOD: Why? Shampoo companies do it all the time.

CEO: Yeah but we make hammers

We should stop...

Guy : We should testing our products on animal.

Boss : but why? Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Guy : but we manufacture washing machine.

At the company meeting, one of the managers came up with an idea.

- I think we should stop testing our products on animals, it's giving our brand a bad rep.

The CEO says:
- How come? The shampoo companies do it all the time!

- I understand, but, sir, we sell hammers.

Apple just announced a new line of hidden camera surveillance products, including a glass that sits on your bathroom sink.

They're calling it The iCup.

Despite the fact that whenever I eat any products with wheat in I get stomach cramps, I still regularly enjoy consuming it.

You could say that I'm a gluten for pun-ishment.

If I saw my son playing with a Barbie I'd slap it out of his hands.

Because they are manufactured in China and I can't support products that are offshoring labor to a country with numerous human rights violations. Not to mention, that's super gay.

You know why deaf people don't buy new products?

They've never heard of them

Seems like there are very few products made in America any more. I just bought a TV and it said,

Built in Antenna.

Milk, cheese and yogurt may be different products

But their origins are udderly similar.

I'm boycotting apple products.

Because they're taking away work from all those doctors.

People doubting longevity of Made in China products

Rest of the world: Chinese products don't last long and lack quality.

China invents COVID19 and now asking everyone, You still doubt my abilities, mofos .

Bakeries often ask me to pose for promotional photos with their products.

Apparently I'm an excellent roll model.

My grandmother was a founding pioneer for the Weathertech products.

She had clear vinyl on her furniture

India has decided to boycott Chinese products on all fronts to protest the latter's stand on disputed territories and their failure to inform India on the Coronavirus.

Meanwhile, Chinese textile mills are rolling out an all-new clothing line: "Boycott China" and are anticipating great demand from India.

The Apple Store in my city was looted and thieves took off with $100K worth of products.

Police make no arrests and say they were were able to recover both computers.

So a boss walks into his business meeting

He sits at the head of the table and says
We need to stop testing our products on animals

One of his employees exclaim Why?! Makeup brands do it all the time!

He turns to her and says Susan? We make hammers, what do you not understand!

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory!

Why do Chinese people love IPhones and Apple products?

Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.

(inspired by u/lorenzomofo 's comment on a
r/nextfuckinglevel post)

What do you call a factory that makes good products?

A satisfactory.

Two guys are in a meeting at work

The first guy says "Hey I think we should stop testing our products on animals."

The second guy tells him "look, I know it sucks but animal testing is an unfortunate necessity in saving human lives - look at the pharmaceutical industry.

The first guy goes "yeah, but we make hammers."

What do you call a factory that makes great quality products?

A satisfactory

even though coffee is more acidic, all Starbucks coffee products have a pH of 14

Extremely basic

I met a sorceress in the desert once

She told me I could have all the churned dairy products and preserved fruit I could ever want, but first I had to marry her and sign a legally binding agreement that she would get it all back if we ever got divorced

Until that day I'd never believed the legends of the prenup butter and jelly sand witch

was at a restaurant the other day and overheard this conversation. Customer: "I don't eat honey, eggs, cheese, dairy or any meat products. What can I get?"

Waiter: "You can get the hell out of here"

Scottish lawmakers recently voted to make menstrual products free

It's about bloody time.

Yankee candle, known for its fragranced candle line of products has revealed it is making an odourless candle for the first time ever

It makes no scents

When I was young, I thought rich people bought Bose products and the rest of us had to settle for Sony.

Turns out β€” that was just a stereotype.

Apple should be commended for using recycled materials in their products. Recycled plastics, recycled aluminum...

...even their phone designs are recycled

After a group of scientists invented a tasteless orally ingestible Covid vaccine they had a meeting to decide which products would be best to put it in to get to finally get to 100% coverage in America.

Ranch dressing will get 98% and Horse dewormer paste to cover the last 2%

How Old

His wife had just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics absolutely guaranteed to make her looks years longer. She sat in front of the mirror for what had to be hours applying the "miracle" products.

Finally, when she was done, she turned to her husband and said, "Honey, honestly now, what age would you say I am?" He nodded his head in assessment, and carefully said, "Well, judging from your skin, 20. Your hair, 18. Your figure, 25." "Oh, you're so sweet!" the wife said.

"Well, hang on," said the husband, "I'm not done adding it up yet."

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID

none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently

I was fired from a bakery...

Their packaging says their products are "made with love" and they said I was only making them with "like."

Mayonnaise

In 1912, the Titanic sank and everyone still talks about it to this day.

But only weeks after the incident, another ship fell victim to the harsh ocean. This was a large cargo ship that contains various products that were supposed to be delivered to Mexico, among them were sugar, coffee beans, but the bulk of the shipment comprised of mayonnaise. You see, Mexicans love mayonnaise. That's why when it happened on a sad day in May 5th, the whole mexican wept for the fallen sailors and the delicious products they were supposed to enjoy.

Since then, the day of mourning came to be: >!Sinko De Mayo!<

In solidarity with much of the world pulling Russian products off the shelves ...

In solidarity with much of the world pulling Russian products off the shelves and banning them from events, I will do my part and not play Russian Roulette for the foreseeable future.

What kind of factory makes okay products

A Satisfactory

What do you call a factory with okay products?

A satisfactory

When I was young, I thought rich people owned Bose music systems and the rest of us had Sony products.

Turns out those were just stereotypes.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the products soy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working products items piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes