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But to bleach their bone, I guess.
Just wait and they'll tell you.
You look at it online a lot but never see it in real life
Steve Jobs went underground.
So there's this store down the street called "Bailey's Blinds", and I can't help but wonder that it must be a front for some sort of illegal activity. Money laundering, perhaps? Or maybe it's an incognito hub for illicit products of some nature. I mean, how can a business possibly function for over 15 years while consistently profitable, by selling nothing but blinds? ...It's a shady business if you ask me.
Loads of high quality Braille products,
many of which you've never seen before!
I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.
They should have seen it coming. They had a tearable product.
A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away.
At the funeral house, the African woman kept sobbing and saying: "I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!!"
A family member pulled her aside and asked:
"What did you know?" She replied: "That, Chinese products don't last long!!
Someone ordered meatballs and Ikea sends them a cow with DIY instructions
My wife has wasted years campaigning for tampon companies to make sanitary products suitable for the 'larger' lady.
I'm trying to convince her that it's time to just throw in the towel.
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That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's Furniture Emporiumβ¦
I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.
I said, "A folding bottle."
She said, "Okay. What do you call it?"
"A Fottle."
"What else do you have?"
"A folding carton."
"What do you call it?"
"A Farton."
She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude."
I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.
Police are looking for a book and three pots of paint.
They want to increase their gross domestic products.
They are animal products.
The wife's insisting I quit my job, because she thinks it's cruel we've started testing our new products on rabbits.
She's got a point, I suppose...
I work in a hammer factory.
I disagree. I recently purchased a copy of the black keys newest album from a guy on the street. The quality of their #1 hit "Pyrite on the Ceiling" was superb.
I tried the iHop and it only made me gain weight.
...now there is no *escape*
He's a macadamian nut.
You might remember comedian Yakov Smirnoff. When he first came to the United States from Russia he was not prepared for the incredible variety of instant products available in American grocery stores.
He says, "On my first shopping trip, I saw powdered milk -- you just add water, and you get milk. Then I saw powdered orange juice -- you just add water, and you get orange juice. And then I saw baby powder, and I thought to my self, "What a country!"
But hurry - it's just for the Christmas period.
None. German light bulbs are quality products.
Bartender: Get out!
IPhones: Why?
Bartender: I know you don't have any money!
IPhones: How?
Bartender: Because all you Apple products lost your Jobs years ago!
Microsoft: We will fix that faulty battery timer through a software update. *never fixes it though*
Apple: *quietly removes the battery timer*
I guess it wouldn't be so bad if I didn't work for a hammer factory.
Guy: We need to stop testing our products on animals
Boss: Why? Shampoo companies do that all the time.
Guy: Ya. But we make hammers.
Employee 1: We need to stop testing our products on animals.
Employee 2: Why? Other shampoo companies do it all the time.
Employee 1: Cool. But we make hammers.
They've got products you've never seen before.
After he said this I wasn't sure whether I thought more of him, or lecithin.
Grandma did always have a soft spot for ho-made products.
Turns out it was a Miss Steak.
I mean, if they used safety first they wouldn't have to buy their products in the first place
An android user.
I need to come clean
Sent from my iPhone.
After all, isn't the leading reason for deaths "natural causes"?
A Las Vegan
Boss: Why, Elevator companies do it all the time?
Guy: Yeah but we make airplanes.
Q1 - What grooming products do you use...... I don't think .. Facebook, Haribo and Puppies were the answers she was after..
a satisfactory
...a Satis Factory.
Satisfactory
You gotta pay the Bill
A satisfactory.
Because Apple products are really expensive.
Free tampons? No strings attached.
That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's furniture Emporium.
They're really products I can stand behind.
and they're really just grasping at straws.
Because they are so apple-lo-gitech
"It's a travesty. It's a truly, horrific travesty. Nobody should be allowed to sell cigarettes to children that age!"
CEO: We need to stop testing our products on animals.
BOD: Why? Shampoo companies do it all the time.
CEO: Yeah but we make hammers
Guy : We should testing our products on animal.
Boss : but why? Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Guy : but we manufacture washing machine.
- I think we should stop testing our products on animals, it's giving our brand a bad rep.
The CEO says:
- How come? The shampoo companies do it all the time!
- I understand, but, sir, we sell hammers.
They're calling it The iCup.
You could say that I'm a gluten for pun-ishment.
Because they are manufactured in China and I can't support products that are offshoring labor to a country with numerous human rights violations. Not to mention, that's super gay.
They've never heard of them
Built in Antenna.
But their origins are udderly similar.
Because they're taking away work from all those doctors.
Rest of the world: Chinese products don't last long and lack quality.
China invents COVID19 and now asking everyone, You still doubt my abilities, mofos .
Apparently I'm an excellent roll model.
She had clear vinyl on her furniture
Meanwhile, Chinese textile mills are rolling out an all-new clothing line: "Boycott China" and are anticipating great demand from India.
Police make no arrests and say they were were able to recover both computers.
He sits at the head of the table and says
We need to stop testing our products on animals
One of his employees exclaim Why?! Makeup brands do it all the time!
He turns to her and says Susan? We make hammers, what do you not understand!
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Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.
(inspired by u/lorenzomofo 's comment on a
r/nextfuckinglevel post)
A satisfactory.
The first guy says "Hey I think we should stop testing our products on animals."
The second guy tells him "look, I know it sucks but animal testing is an unfortunate necessity in saving human lives - look at the pharmaceutical industry.
The first guy goes "yeah, but we make hammers."
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Extremely basic
She told me I could have all the churned dairy products and preserved fruit I could ever want, but first I had to marry her and sign a legally binding agreement that she would get it all back if we ever got divorced
Until that day I'd never believed the legends of the prenup butter and jelly sand witch
Waiter: "You can get the hell out of here"
It's about bloody time.
It makes no scents
Turns out β that was just a stereotype.
...even their phone designs are recycled
Ranch dressing will get 98% and Horse dewormer paste to cover the last 2%
His wife had just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics absolutely guaranteed to make her looks years longer. She sat in front of the mirror for what had to be hours applying the "miracle" products.
Finally, when she was done, she turned to her husband and said, "Honey, honestly now, what age would you say I am?" He nodded his head in assessment, and carefully said, "Well, judging from your skin, 20. Your hair, 18. Your figure, 25." "Oh, you're so sweet!" the wife said.
"Well, hang on," said the husband, "I'm not done adding it up yet."
none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently
Their packaging says their products are "made with love" and they said I was only making them with "like."
In 1912, the Titanic sank and everyone still talks about it to this day.
But only weeks after the incident, another ship fell victim to the harsh ocean. This was a large cargo ship that contains various products that were supposed to be delivered to Mexico, among them were sugar, coffee beans, but the bulk of the shipment comprised of mayonnaise. You see, Mexicans love mayonnaise. That's why when it happened on a sad day in May 5th, the whole mexican wept for the fallen sailors and the delicious products they were supposed to enjoy.
Since then, the day of mourning came to be: >!Sinko De Mayo!<
In solidarity with much of the world pulling Russian products off the shelves and banning them from events, I will do my part and not play Russian Roulette for the foreseeable future.
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Turns out those were just stereotypes.
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