The Best 32 Productive Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Productive jokes. There are some productive harmful jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these productive populations puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Productive Jokes and Puns

I was reading my emails...

The other day I was reading my emails and there was one from my boss, it said;

"Mr. Morgan I regret to inform you that although I thought this company could tolerate your ADD, I'm afraid you're just not productive enough. You may turn up Wednesday to collect your things. I sincerely hope you will be OK."

And I thought to myself, doesn't OK look like a sideways person?

What's a prostitute's favorite position?


Zing! This has been a productive day at work.

Lately I've found my job, building kitchen work surfaces, to be counter productive.

Productive joke, Lately I've found my job, building kitchen work surfaces, to be counter productive.

80% of Swedish nationals report enjoying the lockdown despite having initially rejecting it. They say it makes them more productive.

Personally, I think it's just a case of Stuckhome syndrome.

I've come to realize my job, building glass work tops, is clearly counter productive.

I had to leave the granite industry

It was counter productive

If Germans are so efficient and productive, why hasn't Germany built an unsinkable ship yet?

Because why would we waste our time building a ship if nobody has ever sought of it yet?

Productive joke, If Germans are so efficient and productive, why hasn't Germany built an unsinkable ship yet?

What do you call a Subway manager who spends too much time helping make sandwiches up front and not enough time back in the office attending to business matters?

Counter productive.

i uninstalled reddit to be less distracted and more productive with my time.

thats why im posting this from my browser now

Today I made a spear and threw it to the other side of a river

It wasn't very productive, but at least I got my point across.

My parents and I came to the US from Germany when I was a little girl.

They didn't speak much English, but were experienced educators back home. One winter, they decided to open a tutoring/ study session program to help students stay productive and focus over the break. It wasn't until after a flood of angry phone calls and visitors that we realized that "Concentration Camp" was not an ideal program name.

You can explore productive institutions reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean productive prolific dad jokes. There are also productive puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I'm thinking about moving carreer into building kitchen worktops...

but that seems counter productive

Scientists have recently discovered that 3 out of 5 habitual marijuana users developed over productive saliva glands.

When asked if anything can be done, one leading scientist advised, "Yes, you can either spit, or get off the pot".

Two great minds thinking alike is always productive

Except when they are trying to call each other

Thank God Reddit is back up...

I was almost productive for a second there

Why are ninjas such productive people?

Because they carry Shurikans not Shurikants.

Productive joke, Why are ninjas such productive people?

How to be Productive:

1.) Make a list

2.) Cross off the first thing on your list

3.) Reward yourself with a nap

I waste so much time trying to strangle myself for pleasure when I should be being productive

I wish I'd never got into autoerotic procrastination.

Hey Captain Kirk, who's your most productive officer?

That would be Pavel - any task I give him, he'll quickly Chekov.

What do you call a stoner who takes Adderall? (OC)

Highly Productive

What's the least productive country in the world?

The Vatican. They've only ever produced 27 papas.

I finally gave birth today...

Out of all of these 280 days of being pregnant, today was definitely the most productive.

What are the most productive pants?


Having sex often keeps your memory sharp.

With that, I wish you all a productive 2015!

When I pay for coffee at work,

I'm essentially making less money to be more productive.

I used to work making tiddlywinks,

It was counter productive.

I always think about doing all-nighters

But at the end of the day I'm way less productive

What do you call a productive fish?


Studies show that 3/5 of all African Americans

are productive members of society, who actively engage in their community.


The ultimate form of procrastination was the dude who was just sitting around avoiding doing anything productive and just thought "there should be a word for this".

How to stay focused at your Job!

Sent at 4pm, on Monday.

Sorry guys if you didn't find it funny, but to me is hilarious those twitter heroes sharing tips to be productive at your work, tweeting it in office time from the computer office!

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the productive development jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working productive profitable piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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