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Apparently it's called the "Large Hardon Collider".
Production was great, until sales started going through the roof.
...it was basically just a play, on words.
But they had to scrap production when they realized there were no dental records and all the DNA was the same.
It's going to be a *huge* play on words!
So, my uncle Mark was a weatherman for the air force and one day during a briefing, the Colonel said, "I think we should all thank Mark here for the wonderful weather that we've been having for our bombing runs."
So my uncle says, "I'm in prediction, not production. I think we need to thank the chaplain."
The chaplain, without missing a beat, says, "I'm in sales, not in management."
Putin is giving a speech to his people
- My people, due Wests sanctions we'll need to tighten our belts and work harder!
Voice from the crowd:
- We will work two shifts!
- Thank you, you must be real patriot of our country! And we'll have to give up western goods and production!
- We will work three shifts!
- Such patriotism for country! By the way what's your occupation?
- I work at morgue...
and the director takes all the credit.
It's a great play on words.
It was the first recorded example of mass production.
Seize their memes of production.
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At least it went out with a bang.
but at least they went out with a bang.
Looks like they decided it's a good time for a Switch.
*"Our factory closed down on account of increased B-24 production"*, he said.
*"Why is that?"*, I asked. *"Did the military favor the B-24 over your aircraft?"*
*"The military hated the B-24!"*, he snapped back. *"It always flew above flak and our Focke-Wulfs couldn't hit them either."*
Because in charge of production yoda was.
He only talked about seizing the means of production.
Me:*can't open bag of chips*I can't open it!Must be a production error.
Mom:*Opens it with ease*You're a production error..
My lands!
It's be too unrealistic to have someone playing the US president who has been accused of sexual misconduct.
They spend all day trying to seize the memes of production.
...because they throw out the Ws
That the scene where the Nazis entered the stage and said "where is she" the audience shouted "she's in the attic".
Well thats one way of saving 20% on production costs
Capitalist Donald Trump however, prefers to seize the means of reproduction.
They're calling it Mad Marx
The government reveals their new logo today, on a black background sit a magnificent image of a condom.
I guess it makes sense, seeings as how a condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while being screwed.
Guess I'm pretty well-rooted in the part.
Dark side of the Moon, for it's eclectic instrumentation and higher than average production values.
The livestock conditions were appalling.
The process involving production of Meatballs and Salami was bad.
But wait till you see the one of German sausage. It was the wurst.
Edit : Sweden has already decided to bring in regulations. I'd say they are ahead of the korv.
I'm seizing your means of production.
The U.S. Mint's production of about 1 billion coins per month has been slowed due to COVID-19 safety precautions for the workers.
The good news is that they've overcome the bottlenecks and will be overclocking their machines for increased production. They plan on averaging 1.65 billion coins per month for the rest of the year 2020.
So I guess you could say the coins will return next quarter.
The pigs were pretty boaring, but the wolf really brought down the house.
I have to make every second count
He is going to make Americans grate again . . .
It's a play on words
An olfactory oil factory
Aging, no longer in production and spare parts not available.
It's called mass production.
There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second count
Sea's the means of production.
They are experiencing an Elon-gated Delay!
I'm pretty sure it's a punzi scheme.
She got fired from the M&M's production line for throwing away the W's
It was a play on words.
There was only 2 of us on the production line so I had to make every second count
But that just doesn't make any cents
I only have one colleague at the production line so I have to make every second count.
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