The Best 48 Production Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Production jokes. There are some production flagship jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 Funniest Production Jokes and Puns
So I heard they built a gayporn production facility on the CERN-compound...
Apparently it's called the "Large Hardon Collider".
So I just started my own indoor ship production company.
Production was great, until sales started going through the roof.
So I went to a production about puns today...
...it was basically just a play, on words.
So they were going to make a new CSI tv show in West Virginia...
But they had to scrap production when they realized there were no dental records and all the DNA was the same.
Did you hear? Broadway is making a theatrical production on puns!
It's going to be a *huge* play on words!
Air force weatherman
So, my uncle Mark was a weatherman for the air force and one day during a briefing, the Colonel said, "I think we should all thank Mark here for the wonderful weather that we've been having for our bombing runs."
So my uncle says, "I'm in prediction, not production. I think we need to thank the chaplain."
The chaplain, without missing a beat, says, "I'm in sales, not in management."
With the situation in Ukraine...
Putin is giving a speech to his people
- My people, due Wests sanctions we'll need to tighten our belts and work harder!
Voice from the crowd:
- We will work two shifts!
- Thank you, you must be real patriot of our country! And we'll have to give up western goods and production!
- We will work three shifts!
- Such patriotism for country! By the way what's your occupation?
- I work at morgue...
So a cinematographer, writer, and production designer walk into a bar....
and the director takes all the credit.
Have you seen the new Broadway production about the dictionary?
It's a great play on words.
Some man started a factory that made 1-kilogram weights in 1620.
It was the first recorded example of mass production.
How do you stop an Internet troll?
Seize their memes of production.
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Samsung is permanently stopping production of the Galaxy Note7.
At least it went out with a bang.
It's a shame that Samsung cancelled production of the Note 7...
but at least they went out with a bang.
So, Nintendo's stopped production of the Wii U and are producing their new console.
Looks like they decided it's a good time for a Switch.
My great grandfather once worked in a WW2 aircraft factory.
*"Our factory closed down on account of increased B-24 production"*, he said.
*"Why is that?"*, I asked. *"Did the military favor the B-24 over your aircraft?"*
*"The military hated the B-24!"*, he snapped back. *"It always flew above flak and our Focke-Wulfs couldn't hit them either."*
Hey guys why where star wars 4,5,6 made before 1,2,3?
Because in charge of production yoda was.
Why was Marx bad at dating?
He only talked about seizing the means of production.
My Mom said this to me.
Me:*can't open bag of chips*I can't open it!Must be a production error.
Mom:*Opens it with ease*You're a production error..
What does a southern belle playing Magic the Gathering say when her opponent disrupts her mana production?
My lands!
It's a good thing they shut down production of House of Cards
It's be too unrealistic to have someone playing the US president who has been accused of sexual misconduct.
What's the worst thing about internet communists?
They spend all day trying to seize the memes of production.
M&M don't hire blondes for their production line...
...because they throw out the Ws
The actress who played the lead role in the local theatre production of Anne Frank's Diary was so bad
That the scene where the Nazis entered the stage and said "where is she" the audience shouted "she's in the attic".
So I heard Jessica Jones is directed by only Females
Well thats one way of saving 20% on production costs
A communist, like Karl Marx, says to seize the means of production...
Capitalist Donald Trump however, prefers to seize the means of reproduction.
Have you heard about the new movie set in a post apocalyptic world where the proletariat control the means of production?
They're calling it Mad Marx
The government reveals their new logo today....
The government reveals their new logo today, on a black background sit a magnificent image of a condom.
I guess it makes sense, seeings as how a condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while being screwed.
I played the part of "tree" in my theater's production four times.
Guess I'm pretty well-rooted in the part.
What is Donald Trump's favorite Pink Floyd album?
Dark side of the Moon, for it's eclectic instrumentation and higher than average production values.
I decided to go vegan after visiting the meat production factory.
The livestock conditions were appalling.
The process involving production of Meatballs and Salami was bad.
But wait till you see the one of German sausage. It was the wurst.
Edit : Sweden has already decided to bring in regulations. I'd say they are ahead of the korv.
What did my communist girlfriend say when she grabbed my balls?
I'm seizing your means of production.
Did you hear how there's a national coin shortage?
The U.S. Mint's production of about 1 billion coins per month has been slowed due to COVID-19 safety precautions for the workers.
The good news is that they've overcome the bottlenecks and will be overclocking their machines for increased production. They plan on averaging 1.65 billion coins per month for the rest of the year 2020.
So I guess you could say the coins will return next quarter.
I saw a stage production of "The Three Pigs" yesterday.
The pigs were pretty boaring, but the wolf really brought down the house.
I've got a job making plastic dracular figures but there's only two of us on the production line.
I have to make every second count
If Trump wins a second term he will halt all shredded cheese production.
He is going to make Americans grate again . . .
I'm starring in a new theater production about puns
It's a play on words
I set up a production business for oils that clear up colds and nasal blockages.
An olfactory oil factory
My brain is like an F-22 Raptor
Aging, no longer in production and spare parts not available.
This Easter, the catholic church is sourcing all of it's bread and wine from a factory in China.
It's called mass production.
I just got a job in a factory making plastic Draculas
There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second count
What did the socialist say to the fisherman?
Sea's the means of production.
I have a theory as to why the Cybertruck is taking so long to get in production:
They are experiencing an Elon-gated Delay!
My dad is trying to get me to invest in joke production.
I'm pretty sure it's a punzi scheme.
Yo mama so dumb,
She got fired from the M&M's production line for throwing away the W's
I once wrote an entire theater production based on puns.
It was a play on words.
I was working in a factory making plastic Draculas for Halloween.
There was only 2 of us on the production line so I had to make every second count
Headline: Rapid inflation leads US Treasury Department to consider ending penny production
But that just doesn't make any cents
I work in a toy factory where dracula dolls are produced...
I only have one colleague at the production line so I have to make every second count.
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