Product Jokes

Funniest Product Short Jokes

Short product jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The product humour may include short producer jokes also.

1. I just got a job in a factory making plastic dracula There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second count
2. Why do chinese people love IPhones and Apple products? Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.
   (inspired by u/lorenzomofo 's comment on a
   r/nextfuckinglevel post)
3. It's obvious bill gates didn't create COVID none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently
4. When I was young, I thought rich people owned Bose music systems and the rest of us had Sony products. Turns out those were just stereotypes.
5. Testing products on animals Guy: We need to stop testing our products on animals
   Boss: Why? Shampoo companies do that all the time.
   Guy: Ya. But we make hammer.
6. Personally, i think that Tide pods are even better than advertised. I mean, anything that can clean your clothes and the gene pool in the same product...
7. My employer has recently started testing their products on animals. I guess it wouldn't be so bad if I didn't work for a hammer factory.
8. <> Apple has decided to cancel the children's iPod. Apparently iTouch kids isn't a good product name.
9. Why are vampires very bad Product Managers? Because they refuse to meet with stake holders
10. Apparently people are getting paid now to mention products in their social media posts That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's furniture Emporium.

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Product One Liners

Which product one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with product? I can suggest the ones about device and material.

1. What do you call a factory that produces OK products? Satisfactory
2. What is Pavlov's favorite hair product? Conditioner
3. Apple fitness products don't work. I tried the iHop and it only made me gain weight.
4. What did 2 say to 3 about 6? Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
5. Lately I've found my job, building kitchen work surface, to be counter productive.
6. Apple is releasing a new product called the iKnife. It's cutting edge technology.
7. The Dyson Ball Vacuum… Is a horribly misleading name for this product.
8. Apple just announced their next groundbreaking product The iShovel
9. How do you stop an Internet troll? Seize their memes of production.
10. When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing? When you're buying salt.
11. What is the best Apple product ? Apple juice
12. My father sold podiums And he always stood behind his product
13. Why didn't Adam buy Eve the new iPhone? Because Apple products are really expensive.
14. How can you tell if someone uses Apple products? Just wait and they'll tell you.
15. I had to leave the granite industry It was counter productive

Apple Product Jokes

Here is a list of funny apple product jokes and even better apple product puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Me- Alexa check my bank balance and tell me which apple product can I buy? Alexa- apple juice
• Apple came up with a tablet computer with touch screen, geared toward children. They cancelled the product when they realized nobody wants to buy something called iTouch Kids.
• When Microsoft and Apple ship faulty products Microsoft: We will fix that faulty battery timer through a software update. *never fixes it though*
  Apple: *quietly removes the battery timer*
• Very bad product name Did you guys hear that Apple scrapped its idea for an iPod touch for children when they realized that iTouch Kids would be a bad product name?
• Will Apple ever release a product that lasts for more than a few years? iDoubtit
• Apple is set to release their new electric smart car in 2024... It will be the first apple product with windows.
• What's the product name if Apple started making drones? iSoar
  (inspired by ImpulseSV)
• Apple just announced a new line of hidden camera surveillance products, including a glass that sits on your bathroom sink. They're calling it The iCup.
• Apple should be commended for using recycled materials in their products. Recycled plastics, recycled aluminum... ...even their phone designs are recycled
• An Apple Factory in China is expected to cut production of iPhones by 18% in response to ongoing worker protests. The workers' main demand is "more playtime".

Hair Product Jokes

Here is a list of funny hair product jokes and even better hair product puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What would you call a hair product that was marketing batman? Conditioner Gordon.
• If you need hair product recommendations, I'm your gal. TRESemme on this one.
• What's the worst hair product? Chemo.
• I hate the product hair salons use for perms... The smell makes my hair curl.
• What do you call a hair product that makes your hair silky smooth and also cools you? An air conditioner.
• what's a good hair product that can change someone's sexuality? a hair straightener
• Coming out with a hair product line.... For philosophers, religious and introspective types...
  it's called "The Human Conditioner".
• Heard of that new product for removing gum that's stuck in your hair? Chemotherapy
• The hair styles in the 80s were just a marketing ploy to sell more hair styling products. Thanks Big Hair.
• Did you hear about what the inventor of hair styling products does to his children? He wax them.

Product Design Jokes

Here is a list of funny product design jokes and even better product design puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Has any product design ever screamed "ugh we have to make one with a disc drive" as loudly as the PS5
• So a cinematographer, writer, and production designer walk into a bar.... and the director takes all the credit.
• What do Porsche and Apple have in common? New product, same design.
• What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one? The regular one says "Made in China".
  The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
• Apple products of late is a crime against good design The iPhone battery case should be charged as an accessory

Product Marketing Jokes

Here is a list of funny product marketing jokes and even better product marketing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Apparently, an Apple computer, built by Steve Jobs in his garage in 1976, sold for nearly $1 million... Which makes it the most affordable Apple product currently on the market...

Product Manager Jokes

Here is a list of funny product manager jokes and even better product manager puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a Subway manager who spends too much time helping make sandwiches up front and not enough time back in the office attending to business matters? Counter productive.
• I work at a fan manufacturing factory. The manager was blown away by my productivity.

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What funny jokes about product you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean service jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make product pranks.