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What are the best product puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Product? Well here is a complete list of the top product jokes:

Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think "Baby it's cold outside" is really weird, and we're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.

You see, it used to get cold outside

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If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn't suck...

...it'll be a vacuum!

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<> Apple has decided to cancel the children's iPod.

Apparently iTouch kids isn't a good product name.

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If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn't suck...

it will be a vacuum cleaner.

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I'm a corduroy pillow salesman

you might say that my product is making headlines

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So I went to a production about puns today...

...it was basically just a play, on words.

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Successful entrepreneur

I met an old friend from high school the other day, and I couldn't believe how wealthy he had become. He ran a massively successful business, but could barely get a passing grade in math class when I knew him.

I asked him how he did it.

He said it was easy.

"All I did was find a product I could make for $2 and sell for $4. You'd be surprised just how much 2% adds up over the years!"

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Apple scraps a new product...

I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented IPod after realizing that "ITouch Kids" is not a good product name.

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The beverage factory

Steve just got a job at the beverage factory and is getting a tour from the manager on his first day. The manager spends this time explaining the different assembly lines.

"Over here," the manager says, "is the lemonade assembly line. we take the product, package it up and prepare it to ship. To the right we're canning juice concentrates. On this side we have the soda line, bottles and cans and such."

"Wow, you guys produce a lot of drinks," says Steve.

"You bet, name a drink and we probably have an assembly line for it."

"Do you have a punch line?"

"Nope."

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Did you hear about new product out from Tampax?

The iPad.

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research for vaseline

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, "I'm doing research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex."

The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually
people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?

The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all, my husband and I put it on the bedroom door knob and it keeps the kids out."

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Innovative Uses for Vaseline

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex."

The researcher was a little taken back.

"Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's Bicycle chain, or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it?"

The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all...My husband and I put it on the door knob to keep the kids out."

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Research Survey!

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex."

The researcher was a little taken back, "Usually people lie to me but, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"

The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all...my husband and I put it on the door knob and the kids can't open the door."

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-I need the best product you have to lose weight.

-ok, try this bandaid, stick it on your mouth

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Vasaline

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was
greeted by a young woman with three small children running
around at her feet.


He said, "I'm doing research for Vaseline. Have you ever used
the product?"


She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."


"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"


"We use it for sex."


The researcher was a little taken aback.
He said, "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on
a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge.
But in fact, I know most people do use it for sex.
I admire your honesty. Since you've been frank so far,
can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"


The woman said, "Sure. My husband and I put it on the
door knob to keep the kids out."

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Not really a joke but a hilarious conversation

So I was eating lunch with a couple buddies when one brit proudly shows us the Union Jack on a product he was eating.

Chinese friend: that looks like my toilet paper.

Serbian buddy: if the Union Jack is toilet paper, then why is the chinese flag red?

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I thought of this one while changing the gas for my fizzy water maker...

Today I was fired from my job at a fizzy water maker company. I was supposed to design a new product but apparantly my idea of one looking like a shower with the slogan: "Gas the juice" wasn't that great.

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CONCLUSION

You've red some of the best product jokes of all time. We hope you had fun with this collection of 17 puns about product. Most of the stories are suitable for kids with good sense of humor, children or teens boys and girls, of course dads. You must supervise your chidlren not to read pranks for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty product gags to your kids. So please respect and be a good joking daddy !

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