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132 product jokes and hilarious product puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about product that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Explore hilarious product-based jokes that make your product manager, product design, product marketing, apple product, hair product, cross product, vendor, finance, and podium friends laugh. Read on to find out the funniest jokes in the product world!

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Funniest Product Short Jokes

Short product jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The product humour may include short producer jokes also.

  1. I just got a job in a factory making plastic dracula There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second count
  2. Why do chinese people love IPhones and Apple products? Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.
    (inspired by u/lorenzomofo 's comment on a
    r/nextfuckinglevel post)
  3. It's obvious bill gates didn't create COVID none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently
  4. When I was young, I thought rich people owned Bose music systems and the rest of us had Sony products. Turns out those were just stereotypes.
  5. Testing products on animals Guy: We need to stop testing our products on animals
    Boss: Why? Shampoo companies do that all the time.
    Guy: Ya. But we make hammer.
  6. Personally, i think that Tide pods are even better than advertised. I mean, anything that can clean your clothes and the gene pool in the same product...
  7. My employer has recently started testing their products on animals. I guess it wouldn't be so bad if I didn't work for a hammer factory.
  8. <> Apple has decided to cancel the children's iPod. Apparently iTouch kids isn't a good product name.
  9. Why are vampires very bad Product Managers? Because they refuse to meet with stake holders
  10. Apparently people are getting paid now to mention products in their social media posts That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's furniture Emporium.

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Product One Liners

Which product one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with product? I can suggest the ones about device and material.

  1. What do you call a factory that produces OK products? Satisfactory
  2. What is Pavlov's favorite hair product? Conditioner
  3. Apple fitness products don't work. I tried the iHop and it only made me gain weight.
  4. What did 2 say to 3 about 6? Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
  5. Lately I've found my job, building kitchen work surface, to be counter productive.
  6. Apple is releasing a new product called the iKnife. It's cutting edge technology.
  7. The Dyson Ball Vacuum… Is a horribly misleading name for this product.
  8. Apple just announced their next groundbreaking product The iShovel
  9. How do you stop an Internet troll? Seize their memes of production.
  10. When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing? When you're buying salt.
  11. What is the best Apple product ? Apple juice
  12. My father sold podiums And he always stood behind his product
  13. Why didn't Adam buy Eve the new iPhone? Because Apple products are really expensive.
  14. How can you tell if someone uses Apple products? Just wait and they'll tell you.
  15. I had to leave the granite industry It was counter productive

Apple Product Jokes

Here is a list of funny apple product jokes and even better apple product puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Me- Alexa check my bank balance and tell me which apple product can I buy? Alexa- apple juice
  • Apple came up with a tablet computer with touch screen, geared toward children. They cancelled the product when they realized nobody wants to buy something called iTouch Kids.
  • When Microsoft and Apple ship faulty products Microsoft: We will fix that faulty battery timer through a software update. *never fixes it though*
    Apple: *quietly removes the battery timer*
  • Very bad product name Did you guys hear that Apple scrapped its idea for an iPod touch for children when they realized that iTouch Kids would be a bad product name?
  • Will Apple ever release a product that lasts for more than a few years? iDoubtit
  • Apple is set to release their new electric smart car in 2024... It will be the first apple product with windows.
  • What's the product name if Apple started making drones? iSoar
    (inspired by ImpulseSV)
  • Apple just announced a new line of hidden camera surveillance products, including a glass that sits on your bathroom sink. They're calling it The iCup.
  • Apple should be commended for using recycled materials in their products. Recycled plastics, recycled aluminum... ...even their phone designs are recycled
  • An Apple Factory in China is expected to cut production of iPhones by 18% in response to ongoing worker protests. The workers' main demand is "more playtime".

Hair Product Jokes

Here is a list of funny hair product jokes and even better hair product puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What would you call a hair product that was marketing batman? Conditioner Gordon.
  • If you need hair product recommendations, I'm your gal. TRESemme on this one.
  • What's the worst hair product? Chemo.
  • I hate the product hair salons use for perms... The smell makes my hair curl.
  • What do you call a hair product that makes your hair silky smooth and also cools you? An air conditioner.
  • what's a good hair product that can change someone's sexuality? a hair straightener
  • Coming out with a hair product line.... For philosophers, religious and introspective types...
    it's called "The Human Conditioner".
  • Heard of that new product for removing gum that's stuck in your hair? Chemotherapy
  • The hair styles in the 80s were just a marketing ploy to sell more hair styling products. Thanks Big Hair.
  • Did you hear about what the inventor of hair styling products does to his children? He wax them.

Product Design Jokes

Here is a list of funny product design jokes and even better product design puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Has any product design ever screamed "ugh we have to make one with a disc drive" as loudly as the PS5
  • So a cinematographer, writer, and production designer walk into a bar.... and the director takes all the credit.
  • What do Porsche and Apple have in common? New product, same design.
  • What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one? The regular one says "Made in China".
    The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
  • Apple products of late is a crime against good design The iPhone battery case should be charged as an accessory

Product Marketing Jokes

Here is a list of funny product marketing jokes and even better product marketing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Apparently, an Apple computer, built by Steve Jobs in his garage in 1976, sold for nearly $1 million... Which makes it the most affordable Apple product currently on the market...

Product Manager Jokes

Here is a list of funny product manager jokes and even better product manager puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a Subway manager who spends too much time helping make sandwiches up front and not enough time back in the office attending to business matters? Counter productive.
  • I work at a fan manufacturing factory. The manager was blown away by my productivity.
Product joke, I work at a fan manufacturing factory.

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Product Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about product you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean service jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make product pranks.

Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think "Baby it's cold outside" is really weird, and we're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.

You see, it used to get cold outside

Successful entrepreneur

I met an old friend from high school the other day, and I couldn't believe how wealthy he had become. He ran a massively successful business, but could barely get a passing grade in math class when I knew him.
I asked him how he did it.
He said it was easy.
"All I did was find a product I could make for $2 and sell for $4. You'd be surprised just how much 2% adds up over the years!"

So I went to a production about puns today...

...it was basically just a play, on words.

Not sure if this was already out there, but I just thought of it on my

Q: What dairy product makes the best kind of friend?
A: well, I hear cheese always has a 'grate' time
(I guarantee someone's thought of it before me)
And if that doesn't tickle your funny bone, try this one (fairly similar):
Q: how do you find the IQ level of dairy products?
A: a cheese grater
(Also probably not original)

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Perforated Paper Products Inc just went out of business.

They should have seen it coming. They had a tearable product.

How to be Productive:

1.) Make a list
2.) Cross off the first thing on your list
3.) Reward yourself with a nap

Apple's next big product is going to be a total fail

Just watch

In a short-sighted rushed effort to reboot the iTouch product Apple decided to market it to schools. Apple named their new product iTouch Kids. It didn't go over well...

It did great in the 12-25 prison stint group though.

What is the name of Apple's revolutionary new product that allows elite pirates to see from their eyepatches.

The iEyeCaptain

A 70 year old man buys his wife a present

For their 50th wedding anniversary a 70 year old man buys his wife a see through night gown
The next day he goes back to the store and returns it
Cashier: I'm sorry you were unsatisfied with our product. May I ask what was wrong with it?
70 Year Old Man: It was all wrinkled

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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I was on the beach with my wife.

"My business is failing, nobody is buying my product," I told her.
An old man, who was completely n**..., overheard and walked over. He said, "That's interesting."
"You are completely n**...," I frowned, "There are children on this beach."
He said, "Well at least I know my target market."

If Gravemind from Halo did product placement...

We exist / Together now
Two corpses / In one grave
Burma-Shave

Brexit

There is a new slimming product in town.
It is called Brexit. It'll help you lose a lot of pounds.

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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Apple finally releases a product that doesn't s**...

iVac

With your current salary what Apple product can you buy?

Apple juice

I was thinking of taking the cross product of force and distance, ...

... but that's so much work.

Gas stations should be ashamed for selling a poisonous product that we over-consume and that pollutes the Earth...

Seriously, Slim Jims are terrible.

Why aren't there any fat girls on the boxes of girl scout cookies?

Because good drug dealers don't use their own product.

Wonder Woman would have been a much better movie without all the product placement.

2 and a half hours of Amazon this and Amazon that... sheesh.

What's the best part of advertising for prostitutes?

The product sells itself.

The Great Wall Of China Is Famous

Because it's the only Chinese product that lasted this long.

Dairy product truck clashed and everything inside went flying out.

That's when I saw butter fly.

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There is a country whose main export is spiders...

They have a g**... domestic product.

Bad news for people planning on boycotting tonight's NFL game.

The Tiki Torch company is running an ad promoting their new product line.

Interviewer: have you done any public service?

Me: I write product reviews online for mostly everything I buy.

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IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad dies at 91.

His f**... has been postponed until his family get the screw that wasn't included with his KÖFFIN product

Man: Hey sir! Could I interest you in a microscope?

Customer: No thanks, I'd have no use.
Man: Here is my business card in case you ever do!
Customer: I can't read this, it's too small!
Man: Boy have I got the product for you!

You could say the smell of a new Apple product is...

Scent from my iPhone

I don't like product placement.

But my buddy Kenwood.

It's not surprising that the Japanese have adopted so much of American culture.

The first American product they tested blew everyone away.

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I just bought this hair product that uses bat guano.

It's supposed to get rid of dandruff, but it didn't work!
Turns out it's just sham p**....

What's it called when someone messes with unpurchased product in central Florida?

Tamper Bay

I would tell you a joke about Ikea furniture...

But the setup takes to long and the final product is mediocre.

I am a complex kid.

Because I am the product of a real mom and an imaginary father.

Jello has created a product that deters insects.

It's very effective, but the flavor is OFF-pudding.

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The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't s**......

Is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a celestial Greek dairy product?

Apollo cheese for the punchline.

Never buy Drugs from a volleyball player

They bump the price up
Set the location
And spike there product

I went on shark tank to sell a mixed meat product

I offered 20% steak

What is Thanos' favorite dairy product?

Half and Half

Phil Swift has a new product

He puts on a pair of boots and says, " I present to you the FlexBoots! Now this product may seem like ordinary boots, but with these bad boys you can run up walls, on the ceiling!" He goes on to demonstrate them by walking on random surfaces. "To show you the power FlexBoots", the camera slowly zooms out, and inverts itself, showing Phil standing under an airplane ."I'm on an airplane!" The pilot of the plane looks out the window and says,
"Weird Flex but okay."

Got called a homophone after leaving a bad review on a store's website.

Look, eye don't care who cells the product. If it brakes, I won't by it with my hard urned cache!

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If a person is sueing a product for blinding him/her in one of their eyes, they should win double the amount

Because they are not gonna be able to see half of it anyway.

Was recently hired as beauty product model...

I was the "before" model.

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what do you call a kid born from i**...

g**... domestic product

I heard people are getting paid to mention companies and do product placement in their Reddit posts!

That's almost as crazy as the discounts at Jez's Furniture Emporium. Sale this weekend

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Did you know that brass is the product of i**...?

It's made from kissing ***CuZn***s

I've invented an exciting new product. Say goodbye to noise-cancelling headphones...

...and say hello to noise-cancelling megaphones!

Pearl Jam just came out with a product that regulates women's periods

They're calling it Even Flow

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What's the difference between a product made in Mexico and a product made in America?

One is made by a Mexican, while the other is made by a Mexican immigrant.

I'm like a cat when it comes to kids

I don't really enjoy the product
But I love playing with the box it came out of.

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Apple is planning to release a vaccum cleaner in a couple of years.

It's rumored to be the only Apple product that won't s**....

What do you call a product that is not targeted at straight or gay people?

A Bi-Product

Dog Show Hair Remover

A young woman had entered her dog in the dog show in the smooth-haired breed category. To give it an advantage, she went to the pharmacist for some hair remover. The pharmacist gave her the product requested and advised, "Just remember to keep your arms up for at least five minutes." "Errr... it's not for my armpits," she flustered, embarrassed, "it's for my Chihuahua" "Oh well, in that case," said the pharmacist, "don't ride a bike for twenty minutes."

Did you know? In Marseille, they actually give you a certificate with every souvenir you buy, as a means of demonstrating that it's a genuine product of southern France.

It's proven Provence province provenance.

I wanted to take this moment to say that I endorse podiums.

Now that's a product I can stand behind.

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What do plumbers and economists have in common?

They both deal with g**... domestic product.

Let's go way back ...

A salesman really sold me on the their new product. I bought one immediately.
The next day at lunch the guys were admiring my new purchase. "What is it?", they asked.
"It's called a "thermos". The salesman told me that it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold, so of course I bought it."
"Wow. What do you have in it?"
"Three cups of coffee and a popsicle."

A new product idea

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Have you decided what you want for Christmas?" the bartender asks. "Yeah, I think I really would like one of those mind-controlled air fresheners," the guy replies. "It just makes sense when you think about it."

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What product is actually great even though it sounds like scammy s**...?

Shampoo.

Not sure it's dad joke exclusive but have a fun game and could use your input.

Pick a celebrity and a product line they would create.
Keanu Reeves has a new t-shirt line, it's called Keanu Sleaves

TIL In 1836 a San Antonio pie maker fought with Mexican dairy farmers who tried to serve their pie with a newly developed frozen dairy product. While the pie maker ultimately lost, their valiant struggle is brought to mind any time people declare,

"Remember the à la mode"

Yesterday, I chose to only use binary.

Yesterday, I decided to stick to binary only, instead of the decimal system.
I went to the grocery store and I saw: "£10." I thought, "wow, that product is 101 times cheaper today!"

Product joke, Yesterday, I chose to only use binary.

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