The Best 18 Producers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Producers jokes. There are some producers adaptation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these producers rappers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Producers Jokes and Puns

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked to play Mozart.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has been offered the chance to play the role of Mozart in a new film. He read the script but was not impressed. So he told the producers 're-write it and I'll be Bach.'

Steel producers are grappling with the high price of iron...

...they say it's a terrible ore deal.

(An ore-ful joke, I know.)

No matter what you think of the celebrities commenting on how we handle the current crisis, you should ALWAYS listen to music producers.

They give sound advice.

Producers joke, No matter what you think of the celebrities commenting on how we handle the current crisis, you shou

A group of movie producers are working on the next avengers/MCU movie

Producer 1: Does anyone have any ideas for the villain?

Producer 2: Ok, how about a 14 foot tall, flaming eye-ball, with poison swords for arms, who shoots lasers from his feet, and has a pet llama made of diamonds

Head producer: You're over-thinking this, let's just keep it low-key

How many trap producers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it's lit


You really have to feel bad for applesauce producers this time of year...

they never seem to get the press they deserve.

Did you hear that Mariah Carey's producers asked when the ball would be dropped last night?

Because it seemed to happen around 11:41

Producers joke, Did you hear that Mariah Carey's producers asked when the ball would be dropped last night?

Why did the producers of 007 films use government debt to fund their newest film?

Because interest in the Bond is so low.

Music producers are basically like a pizza business.

They both make their dough from mixers.

Have you heard about the new pirate movie?

All the producers have Hook Noses

#racistdadjoke

Hey baby, you and I go together like...

Food Network producers and cymbals.

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Why are there no female music producers?

Because they can't use Logic or Reason.

The Real Housewives of Fox News

It is what it sounds like but the producers are all liberals

President Trump just announced an new tax break for producers of shredded cheese

He wants to make America grate again.

Why is Thanksgiving so awkward in Hollywood?

So many of the producers want to sit at the kids table.

What kind of ship do the producers at PBS want?

Viewership

Producers joke, What kind of ship do the producers at PBS want?

What do they call a movie producers process to determine whether they can sexually assault an actor or not?

Weinstein's theory of rapeativity

You know The Bachelorette producers have run out of ideas when they say

Phuket for the final rose ceremony.

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