Prod Jokes
27 prod jokes and hilarious prod puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about prod that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Prod Short Jokes
Short prod jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prod humour may include short prof jokes also.
- I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say "you'll be next!"
They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals ! - I was fired from my position as a data wrangler today apparently lassoes, whips and cattle-prods aren't acceptable office equipment.
- I never understood how a grown man could cry at his own wedding. That was until my father in law prodded me with his shotgun.
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Prod One Liners
Which prod one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prod? I can suggest the ones about prop and prov.
- What did the patient say to the surgeon prodding at his tumor? Hey, cut it out!
- Why are you prodding me with that ruler? "Im measuring your patience"
- This new pokemongo craze is great fun I prodded 3 down syndrome kids yesterday!
- What did the Cowboy say after a kitten made fun of him? Cattle Prod
- What do you call a stripper with a cattle prod? Electrifying entertainment.
Cheeky Prod Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about prod you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean prim jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make prod pranks.
I can produce silver just by sniffing.
Smelt it with my own nose.
**I'll show myself out**
When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?
When you're buying salt.
Why did the producer of Dirty Jobs get fired?
He was a Mike Rowe manager.
The producer to his wife, an actress:
Producer: "Darling, will you marry again if I die?"
Wife: "I assume so, dear."
Producer: "Would you sleep in the same bed with him?"
Wife: "Yes, he would be my husband after all.
Producer: "Would you give him my golf clubs too?"
Wife: "No, he's left-handed."
What product is actually great even though it sounds like scammy s**...?
Shampoo.
A new product idea
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Have you decided what you want for Christmas?" the bartender asks. "Yeah, I think I really would like one of those mind-controlled air fresheners," the guy replies. "It just makes sense when you think about it."
What's the product name if Apple started making drones?
iSoar
(inspired by ImpulseSV)
Seems like there are very few products made in America any more. I just bought a TV and it said,
Built in Antenna.
Faithfull
After having died, a couple souls flied to the heaven gate, St.Pierre opened the door and informed that for one time of unfaithfulness to each other in their life they will be prod by a needle.
After being prod 5 times, the wife turned to ST.Poerre and asked:
Where is my husband?
He is lying on the sewing-machine table St.Pierre replied.
So I went to a production about puns today...
...it was basically just a play, on words.
A produce farmer walks into a bar carrying a box of some of his freshly harvested vegetables and orders a beer.
"Keep an eye on that farmer," the bartender tells a waitress. "You won't want to miss it when he starts dancing. He's incredible." "How will I know when he's going to dance?" the waitress asks, watching the farmer just sitting on the bar stool, nursing his beer. "Just keep an eye on him," the bartender advises. "You'll know it's coming when he stands up and drops a beet."
I got some produce on my way home today.
It was a very fruitful walk.
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This is an original!
Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?
Because they only wanted a little drama.
I don't like product placement.
But my buddy Kenwood.
They're producing a new family innuendo quiz show
And I'm thinking of entering my sister
How to be Productive:
1.) Make a list
2.) Cross off the first thing on your list
3.) Reward yourself with a nap
Why did the producers of 007 films use government debt to fund their newest film?
Because interest in the Bond is so low.
Products with what deals do pornstars buy?
Bang for buck.
What did the producer say after seeing Caitlyn Jenner's audition for a Marvel movie role?
"Cast her as the Hulk. She's been Bruce before."
What's the least productive country in the world?
The Vatican. They've only ever produced 27 papas.
What's the only product label anyone would get excited by?
Maid in France
