The Best 24 Prod Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Prod jokes. There are some prod horns jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prod arouse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Prod Jokes and Puns
I can produce silver just by sniffing.
Smelt it with my own nose.
**I'll show myself out**
When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?
When you're buying salt.
What product is actually great even though it sounds like scammy shit?
Shampoo.
A new product idea
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Have you decided what you want for Christmas?" the bartender asks. "Yeah, I think I really would like one of those mind-controlled air fresheners," the guy replies. "It just makes sense when you think about it."
Seems like there are very few products made in America any more. I just bought a TV and it said,
Built in Antenna.
So I went to a production about puns today...
...it was basically just a play, on words.
Faithfull
After having died, a couple souls flied to the heaven gate, St.Pierre opened the door and informed that for one time of unfaithfulness to each other in their life they will be prod by a needle.
After being prod 5 times, the wife turned to ST.Poerre and asked:
Where is my husband?
He is lying on the sewing-machine table St.Pierre replied.
A produce farmer walks into a bar carrying a box of some of his freshly harvested vegetables and orders a beer.
"Keep an eye on that farmer," the bartender tells a waitress. "You won't want to miss it when he starts dancing. He's incredible." "How will I know when he's going to dance?" the waitress asks, watching the farmer just sitting on the bar stool, nursing his beer. "Just keep an eye on him," the bartender advises. "You'll know it's coming when he stands up and drops a beet."
I got some produce on my way home today.
It was a very fruitful walk.
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This is an original!
Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?
Because they only wanted a little drama.
I don't like product placement.
But my buddy Kenwood.
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They're producing a new family innuendo quiz show
And I'm thinking of entering my sister
How to be Productive:
1.) Make a list
2.) Cross off the first thing on your list
3.) Reward yourself with a nap
Why did the producers of 007 films use government debt to fund their newest film?
Because interest in the Bond is so low.
Why are you prodding me with that ruler?
"Im measuring your patience"
Products with what deals do pornstars buy?
Bang for buck.
What did the producer say after seeing Caitlyn Jenner's audition for a Marvel movie role?
"Cast her as the Hulk. She's been Bruce before."
What's the least productive country in the world?
The Vatican. They've only ever produced 27 papas.
What's the only product label anyone would get excited by?
Maid in France
I'm producing a condensed, Cliffnotes-style, version of the 1994 Best Picture winner from the Academy Awards
I'm calling it Schindler's Gist.
What are the most productive pants?
Participants.
I can say I'm one of those prodigy geniuses who just don't have any enthusiasm.
All I need now is to be a genius.
New Product Directions?
If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson & Johnson's no more tears, would it create beautiful irony?
What product do Jewish boys use most of their money on?
Lotion
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prod encourage jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working prod thar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.