Proctology Jokes
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After my proctology exam I was left alone in the exam room for a few minutes. Then the nurse came in and whispered three words no man ever wants to hear.
"Who was that?"
A Proctology exam.
A man is sitting over the counter with his pants down at the doctors office.
The doctor comes in and sits down and starts working the gloves onto his hands.
Alright Brian, it's your first proctology exam, just sit back, relax, and try not to get an e**... the doctor says.
The patient awkwardly looks back and says but my names Dan.
Doctor responds oh I know, my names Brian.
As get older, I've developed an embarrassing habit of screaming loudly during a proctology exam.
It makes my patients extremely uncomfortable.
Why is proctology called proctology?
Because analogy was already taken.
What was the first profession to go all digital?
Proctology.
I was a doctor in the navy and my specialty was proctology.
I always got behind in my work, but I eventually attained the rank of Rear Admiral.
The podiatry textbook used footnotes
while the proctology textbook used endnotes.
A joke told to me by a doctor in a hospital elevator
What are the three rules of proctology?
>!1) Don't shake hands!<
>!2) No finger foods!<
>!3) Don't pick your nose!<
I got a proctology exam from my doctor yesterday.
I really need to find a new dentist.
The Annual Urology vs Proctology Basketball Tournament ended predictably...
Urology is #1
Proctology is #2
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