The Best 12 Proctology Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Proctology jokes. There are some proctology dysfunction jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these proctology professions puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Proctology Jokes and Puns

After my proctology exam I was left alone in the exam room for a few minutes. Then the nurse came in and whispered three words no man ever wants to hear.

"Who was that?"

A Proctology exam.

A man is sitting over the counter with his pants down at the doctors office.

The doctor comes in and sits down and starts working the gloves onto his hands.

Alright Brian, it's your first proctology exam, just sit back, relax, and try not to get an erection the doctor says.

The patient awkwardly looks back and says but my names Dan.

Doctor responds oh I know, my names Brian.

As get older, I've developed an embarrassing habit of screaming loudly during a proctology exam.

It makes my patients extremely uncomfortable.

Proctology joke, As get older, I've developed an embarrassing habit of screaming loudly during a proctology exam.

Why is proctology called proctology?

Because analogy was already taken.

What was the first profession to go all digital?


The podiatry textbook used footnotes

while the proctology textbook used endnotes.

I got a proctology exam from my doctor yesterday.

I really need to find a new dentist.

Proctology joke, I got a proctology exam from my doctor yesterday.

The Annual Urology vs Proctology Basketball Tournament ended predictably...

Urology is #1

Proctology is #2

Unlicensed Proctologists

I heard on the news that some med school dropouts end up practicing proctology illegally. It's certainly frowned upon, but inevitably some unqualified professionals end up slipping through the cracks.

Welcome to the Proctology Association's

Super Bowel Forum and After-Party.

My proctology test results just came back...

it said "blooming reef, suggest patient relocate to ocean".

You can explore proctology gynecology reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean proctology dropouts dad jokes. There are also proctology puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

A guy goes to his proctologist...

While the doc was getting ready for the exam, the man asked "So how did you get into proctology?" The doctor goes, "Well, I wanted to be a Gynecologist, **holds up thumb and index finger** but I missed it by this much"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the proctology podiatry jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working proctology psychiatry and proctology piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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