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I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying "I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal."
Suddenly, I realized how many proctologists there are on the roads.
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My Brother was a Bad a**... Doctor
Which sounds so much better than Incompetent Proctologist.
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My wife told me "My gynecologist says I can't have s**... for two weeks"
I said "And what did your proctologist say?"
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at the proctologist
I was at the doctor, getting the digital r**... exam, and the doctor says: "At this point of the exam it is normal to get an e**...". I said"I don't have an e**...". The doctor says "No. But I do".
A long day at the hospital
After a long day working at the hospital 3 doctors are walking home:
- "After seeing so many patients, it's really nice to see normal, healthy people" says the first doctor, a GP
- "Not only that, they are actually alive" answers the coroner
- "Who cares about all that! Just look at all those faces! Lovely, lovely human faces!" shouts the proctologist
What do you call a jamaican proctologist?
Pokemon!
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A proctologist loses his watch:
A proctologist loses his watch, but can't figure out which patient he lost it in. His head nurse tells him to call his recent patients in for a re-examination.
After the 4th patient shows up, the nurse turns to the doctor and says "it's him. He's got your watch."
The proctologist says "how can you tell?"
The nurse says "easy. It's the first time his a**... is early."
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