The Best 58 Proctologist Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Proctologist Jokes and Puns
What do you call a Rastafarian proctologist?
Pokemon!
New Reality Show: America's Next Top Proctologist.
You only advance to the next round if you get two thumbs up.
at the proctologist
I was at the doctor, getting the digital rectal exam, and the doctor says: "At this point of the exam it is normal to get an erection". I said"I don't have an erection". The doctor says "No. But I do".
Went to the proctologist ...
ended up with a ;
Proctologist
A guy goes in to his proctologist for a colonoscopy. The doctor has the camera up there, watching the video on the screen. The doctor says, "At this point in the process, it's normal to experience an erection."
The guys says, "But, doctor, I don't have an erection."
The doctor says, "I wasn't talking about *you*."
A man goes to his proctologist for an exam...
The doctor tells him to drop his drawers and let him know when he feels his thumb. After a few seconds, the doctor asks the man if he can feel it and the man replies no. A few seconds later, the doctor asks again. This time the man says yes he can feel the doctors thumb. At this point, the doctor leans over and waving both thumbs at the guys face says Surprise!
A man goes to the proctologist
The doctor gave him a thumbs up.
Did you hear about that proctologist who became an English teacher?
Did you hear about the proctologist who became and English teacher? He specializes in teaching analogies.
Why do proctologists like Facebook?
It's another chance to look up old friends.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokemon!
A long day at the hospital
After a long day working at the hospital 3 doctors are walking home:
- "After seeing so many patients, it's really nice to see normal, healthy people" says the first doctor, a GP
- "Not only that, they are actually alive" answers the coroner
- "Who cares about all that! Just look at all those faces! Lovely, lovely human faces!" shouts the proctologist
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What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?
Two fingers.
Why did the pet proctologist fear his first feline procedure?
Because wether he succeeded or failed, he knew he'd end up with a cat-ass-trophy on his hands.
Where did the proctologist lose his passport?
In Djibouti.
I visited a proctologist the other day...
It was a real bummer.
I have the best proctologist.
He's able to massage my shoulders and check my prostate at the same time.
What do you get when a proctologist runs track?
Rectal pro laps
Did you hear about the resourceful proctologist?
He always used two fingers, in case his patients wanted a second opinion.
If a proctologist works part time at KFC....
Is it still finger licking good?
My Proctologist does horoscopes which, I guess,
makes him an Asstrologist.
I just got back from the proctologist, and she had a very fitting name.
Dr. Anna Lee Finger
What did the proctologist say to the pirate?
Show me your booty.
i was reading a story about a proctologist...
It hit pretty deep.
My wife told me "My gynecologist says I can't have sex for two weeks"
I said "And what did your proctologist say?"
People are always calling me a soft touch...
As their proctologist, I take this as a compliment.
At the Hotel Bar...
A man was sitting at a hotel bar, when a group of men sat down next to him and ordered a round of drinks.
"You guys with a convention?"
"Yes, we're with the Gynecology conference"
"Really? I was this close" he holds up his finger and thumb about an inch apart "to becoming a Gynecologist."
"So what did you end up doing?"
"I'm a proctologist."
[Politics] Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?
He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.
What do you call a semi-professional proctologist?
Someone doing a half-assed job.
Did you hear about the psychic proctologist?
He was an expert in ass-trology.
Where did the proctologist go to college?
Pro State University
I'll see myself out.
I had my first prostate exam last week
It was the most uncomfortable thing that I've ever done in my life. It turned from bad to worse when I realized the doctor had both hands on my shoulders.
I guess I shouldn't have gone to a proctologist named Phil McCracken.
I went to a proctologist...
And he said to me: you need to stop masturbing.
I said: why?
And then he responds: So I can examine you.
I don't care what the proctologist says,
I'm beautiful on the inside as well.
Castro's proctologist had a nickname
They called him 'The In Fidel'.
Life is tiring being a child proctologist
You're always feeling a little behind
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Wouldn't it be more fitting if it was asteroids, I mean think about it instead of being a proctologist you would be a astronaut.
So there were a group of guys drinking at a bar...
When another customer leaned over and asked what they were celebrating.
"My buddy here is going to be a Doctor!"
"Really? What specialty?"
"He's going to be a gynecologist!"
"Really? I was this close to being a gynecologist!" He said, holding his fingers about an inch apart.
"What did you end up doing?"
"I'm a proctologist."
What did the Jedi Knight say to the proctologist?
"These aren't the 'roids you're looking for."
Did you hear about the proctologist & psychiatrist who opened a practice together?
They called it "Odds & Ends"
After I had my colonoscopy, the proctologist asked if I had any questions.
Apparently "Do you do birthday parties?" was the wrong answer.
Why did the proctologist did not like a fixed term deposit
Because they said they would pay the profit per annum.
I've never felt more like a dummy ...
Than when I found out my proctologist is also a ventriloquist.
I asked my Proctologist where I need to put my pants....
"Over there by mine" is not the answer I was expecting......
A proctologist ate at a fine restaurant.
When the check came, he pulled out a rectal thermometer and, annoyed, said "Dammit, some dirty bum's got my pen!"
How do you know your proctologist is gay?
When you feel both of his hands on your shoulders during the exam.
Three men are talking about cars.
The first man says, I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn.
The second man says, Well, I'm a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort.
The third man says, I have the both of you beat. I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown probe.
Proctologist walks into a bank
A proctologist walked into a bank. Preparing to sign a deposit slip, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great! Some asshole's got my pen!"
A proctologist pulls a thermometer out from his coat pocket...
Great, now some A**hole has my pen!
Why did the proctologist get so depressed after he retired?
Because he didn't feel hole anymore.
The Proctologist
So a man walks into his proctologists office because he felt that something was wrong.
The doctor walks in, explains the test, and gloves up. After a couple seconds of pressure, the man asks if there's anything wrong. The doctor replies,"Well, the good news is that it's only the head. The bad news is that I still have six inches of shaft left."
What do a dentist and a proctologist have in common?
They both tell you to open up and you go AHH.
Did you hear about the perfect couple?
He's a proctologist and she's a pain in the ass.
What does a proctologist and an astronomer have in common?
When they look at Uranus, it is always on it's side.
What do the great Moon Titania and a rich proctologist have in common?
Neither would have gotten where they are today without Uranus.
I had a great session with my proctologist this morning.
Two thumbs up.
Three guys are talking, the first guy says "I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn."
And the second guy says, "Well, I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort." And the third guy says, "I got you both beat. I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe."
Why did the proctologist Covid-denier take up ventriloquism?
He got tired of talking out of his own ass.
For All of my Fellow Bartenders...
What's the difference between a bartender and a proctologist ?
A proctologist only has to deal with one asshole at a time.
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