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Pokemon!
You only advance to the next round if you get two thumbs up.
I was at the doctor, getting the digital rectal exam, and the doctor says: "At this point of the exam it is normal to get an erection". I said"I don't have an erection". The doctor says "No. But I do".
ended up with a ;
A guy goes in to his proctologist for a colonoscopy. The doctor has the camera up there, watching the video on the screen. The doctor says, "At this point in the process, it's normal to experience an erection."
The guys says, "But, doctor, I don't have an erection."
The doctor says, "I wasn't talking about *you*."
The doctor tells him to drop his drawers and let him know when he feels his thumb. After a few seconds, the doctor asks the man if he can feel it and the man replies no. A few seconds later, the doctor asks again. This time the man says yes he can feel the doctors thumb. At this point, the doctor leans over and waving both thumbs at the guys face says Surprise!
The doctor gave him a thumbs up.
Did you hear about the proctologist who became and English teacher? He specializes in teaching analogies.
It's another chance to look up old friends.
Pokemon!
After a long day working at the hospital 3 doctors are walking home:
- "After seeing so many patients, it's really nice to see normal, healthy people" says the first doctor, a GP
- "Not only that, they are actually alive" answers the coroner
- "Who cares about all that! Just look at all those faces! Lovely, lovely human faces!" shouts the proctologist
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Two fingers.
Because wether he succeeded or failed, he knew he'd end up with a cat-ass-trophy on his hands.
In Djibouti.
It was a real bummer.
He's able to massage my shoulders and check my prostate at the same time.
Rectal pro laps
He always used two fingers, in case his patients wanted a second opinion.
makes him an Asstrologist.
Show me your booty.
It hit pretty deep.
I said "And what did your proctologist say?"
As their proctologist, I take this as a compliment.
A man was sitting at a hotel bar, when a group of men sat down next to him and ordered a round of drinks.
"You guys with a convention?"
"Yes, we're with the Gynecology conference"
"Really? I was this close" he holds up his finger and thumb about an inch apart "to becoming a Gynecologist."
"So what did you end up doing?"
"I'm a proctologist."
He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.
Someone doing a half-assed job.
It was the most uncomfortable thing that I've ever done in my life. It turned from bad to worse when I realized the doctor had both hands on my shoulders.
I guess I shouldn't have gone to a proctologist named Phil McCracken.
And he said to me: you need to stop masturbing.
I said: why?
And then he responds: So I can examine you.
I'm beautiful on the inside as well.
They called him 'The In Fidel'.
You're always feeling a little behind
Wouldn't it be more fitting if it was asteroids, I mean think about it instead of being a proctologist you would be a astronaut.
When another customer leaned over and asked what they were celebrating.
"My buddy here is going to be a Doctor!"
"Really? What specialty?"
"He's going to be a gynecologist!"
"Really? I was this close to being a gynecologist!" He said, holding his fingers about an inch apart.
"What did you end up doing?"
"I'm a proctologist."
"These aren't the 'roids you're looking for."
They called it "Odds & Ends"
Apparently "Do you do birthday parties?" was the wrong answer.
Because they said they would pay the profit per annum.
Than when I found out my proctologist is also a ventriloquist.
"Over there by mine" is not the answer I was expecting......
Tainted glove.
When the check came, he pulled out a rectal thermometer and, annoyed, said "Dammit, some dirty bum's got my pen!"
When you feel both of his hands on your shoulders during the exam.
The first man says, I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn.
The second man says, Well, I'm a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort.
The third man says, I have the both of you beat. I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown probe.
A proctologist walked into a bank. Preparing to sign a deposit slip, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great! Some asshole's got my pen!"
Great, now some A**hole has my pen!
So a man walks into his proctologists office because he felt that something was wrong.
The doctor walks in, explains the test, and gloves up. After a couple seconds of pressure, the man asks if there's anything wrong. The doctor replies,"Well, the good news is that it's only the head. The bad news is that I still have six inches of shaft left."
They both tell you to open up and you go AHH.
He's a proctologist and she's a pain in the ass.
When they look at Uranus, it is always on it's side.
Two thumbs up.
And the second guy says, "Well, I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort." And the third guy says, "I got you both beat. I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe."
He got tired of talking out of his own ass.
What's the difference between a bartender and a proctologist ?
A proctologist only has to deal with one asshole at a time.
He looks down at the pen and realizes that it's not a pen, but rather a rectal thermometer.
He says, "Great! Now some asshole has my pen!"
Digging through the couch just feels like work.
Which sounds so much better than Incompetent Proctologist.
Specializing in polypnomials.
"Look Ma, No Hands"
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