The Best 6 Procreation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Procreation jokes. There are some procreation gametes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these procreation barbarian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Procreation Jokes and Puns

My wife says if we get 1000 upvotes we can have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

2000 and she'll let me do it with the lights on

How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. But only for procreation.

Sex is just like drinking alcohol

at first it's super exciting and fun but eventually it's just something that's necessary for procreation.

mermaid procreation

how does a mermaid give birth?
sea section

What is the difference between recreation and procreation?

Birth control.


Evolution is fake. Shouldn't millions of years of selective procreation only leave the most attractive looking offspring?

Yet your mom exists.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the procreation buoyancy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working procreation insemination piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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