The Best 19 Procrastinators Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Procrastinators jokes. There are some procrastinators overdue jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these procrastinators procrastinate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Procrastinators Jokes and Puns

There are 2 reasons you shouldn't rely on procrastinators.

1). They never finish anything

Procrastinators are constantly mad at themselves about how they keep procrastinating and telling themselves that they'll "do better tomorrow"

But that's a story for another day

70% of all university students identify themselves as procrastinators. ..

The other 30% haven't gotten round to it yet.

Procrastinators joke, 70% of all university students identify themselves as procrastinators. ..


... tommorow maybe?

Procrastinators Unite!


The procrastinators of the world will unite...


Where do procrastinators live?

In Neverland.

Procrastinators joke, Where do procrastinators live?

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators.

We haven't met yet.

My friend told me that he was sent to a therapy group for procrastinators.

They haven't conducted the first session yet.

New study shows procrastination is as harmful to mental health as alcohol abuse

To combat this, I've decided to form Procrastinators anonymous, please consider joining it!

Some guys in my town have set up a group called Procrastinators Anonymous.

We'll get around to having a meeting sometime.

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Dyslexic procrastinators, it's time to get together and rise up

Get on your work boots and untie

How many procrastinators does it take to change a light bulb?

Ehh, I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

If we were all procrastinators the world would get a lot done...


What do we want!?

Megaphone holder: What do we want!?


Megaphone holder: When do we want it?!


Procrastinators joke, What do we want!?

What do cats and procrastinators have in common?

They both like pushing thing off.

There's a procrastinators contest

First to claim the prize wins

Procrastinators be like; Sofa so good

Procrastinators be like; Sofa so good

My attempt on pun

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the procrastinators delay jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working procrastinators procrastination piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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