The Best 38 Procrastinator Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Procrastinator jokes. There are some procrastinator downvoted jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these procrastinator postpone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Procrastinator Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the guy who didn't buy his school books until the middle of the semester?

He's a textbook procrastinator

I'll prove I'm not a procrastinator...

My teacher called me a procrastinator today.

But I'd say I'm more of an amateurcrastinator considering none of my endorsement checks have come in yet.

Procrastinator joke, My teacher called me a procrastinator today.

You know how to detect procrastinator,

Did you hear the one about the procrastinator?

There's a procrastinators contest

First to claim the prize wins

Procrastinators be like; Sofa so good

Procrastinators be like; Sofa so good

My attempt on pun

Procrastinator joke, Procrastinators be like; Sofa so good

A procrastinator and a depressed man walk into a bar...

Depressed man: I'm driving straight off a bridge tonight.

Procrastinator: I've been telling myself that for weeks.

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

My Dream is to Become the World's Best Procrastinator...

But I'll start chasing my dreams another day, I don't feel like it now.

What's the difference between a procrastinator and a prognosticator?

Well, I haven't come up with the punchline yet, but you can probably see where I'm going with it.

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YouTube Procrastinator

YouTube recommended a "how to avoid procrastination" video to me and I put it in my watch later list.

What's worst than being just a procrastinator...

Being caught in an infinite loop because of being a procrastinator who loves to plan.

When will the procrastinator cut the grass?

In a mow

My therapist just told me I might be a chronic procrastinator and that it will seriously affect my life. I'm not worried though

I'll figure out what procrastination means later

The procrastinators of the world will unite...


Procrastinator joke, The procrastinators of the world will unite...

I'm writing an auto-biography called "A day in the life of a Procrastinator"

I started it 3 years ago, but I'm only on the second page.

I should ask my parents for help...


I'll ask them later

Here's a way to stop being a procrastinator.

I'll tell you later.

How many procrastinators does it take to change a light bulb?

Ehh, I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why did the procrastinator cross the road?

Sorry, i didnt have time to write a punchline I'll do it tomorrow.

The world's greatest procrastinator walked into a bar.


I've always wanted to become a procrastinator...

I just never got around to it :/

Do you know what the worst part of being a procrastinator is?

Scooby Doo is a procrastinator.

I've never heard him say, "Scooby Dooby Done!"

I asked a procrastinator how he does it so well, and he said...

...I'll tell you *later*

Me: man I reckon i'm the greatest procrastinator in the world, no one's better at procrastination than me

Friend: oh really? how about we have a contest

Me: yeah sure just gimme 5 minutes

A Procrastinator Built A Time Machine

Well, not yet, but he's planning on getting started last week.

I Am A Professional Procrastinator. Ask Me Anything

I'll be back to answer your questions in a few minutes.

Procrastinators Unite!


Doctor Who is a terrible procrastinator.

He leaves everything for earlier.

Have you heard the one about a chronic procrastinator?

....never mind, I'll tell you later.

If we were all procrastinators the world would get a lot done...



... tommorow maybe?

My parents didn't raise a quitter!

They raised a procrastinator.

My mom told me I'd never accomplish anything because I'm such a procrastinator

So I said Just wait!

Procrastinators are constantly mad at themselves about how they keep procrastinating and telling themselves that they'll "do better tomorrow"

But that's a story for another day

Where do procrastinators live?

In Neverland.

What does a Pimp and a Procrastinator have in common?

They both spend their day Running Behind.

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