Procrastinator Jokes

Funniest Procrastinator Short Jokes

Short procrastinator jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The procrastinator humour may include short procrastinating jokes also.

1. My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I told her, "Oh yea... Just you wait."
2. My therapist just told me I might be a chronic procrastinator and that it will seriously affect my life. I'm not worried though I'll figure out what procrastination means later
3. My teachers told me I would never amount to anything because I procrastinate to much. I told them, "just you wait!"
4. My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Just you wait!"
5. It's not fair that procrastination gets such a bad rap. It has literally kept me alive for years.
6. When my mom told me I'd never amount to anything because I procrastinate too much, I shot back, "Oh yeah!?" "Just you wait!"
7. My teachers always told me... My teachers always told me I'd never amount to much because of how much I procrastinated, I told them "just you wait."
8. What do you call a procrastinating comedian? Uhh I don't know, I'll come up with the punch line later
9. What do we want? PROCRASTINATION!!
   When do we want it??
   I don't know, maybe later. If not then definitely tomorrow sometime.
10. The three rules about procrastination. 1.
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Procrastinator One Liners

Which procrastinator one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with procrastinator? I can suggest the ones about pessimist and optimist.

1. What do you call a procrastinating woodpecker? A wouldpecker
2. Did you hear about the nun who procrastinated doing her laundry? She had a filthy habit
3. Here's a pie chart on procrastination.
4. "Let's procrastinate together," suggested my friend. I said, "Maybe some other time."
5. What do you call a Russian that is procrastinating You call him Stalin
6. When's the best time to procrastinate? Later.
7. What do you call a country full of lazy people? A procrastination
8. Did you hear about the procrastinating dictator? He was stalin.
9. A procrastinator walks in to a bar I'll tell you the rest tomorrow
10. My parents didn't raise a quitter! They raised a procrastinator.
11. I'm addicted to procrastination But I can start anytime I want
12. I've just joined a procrastinators support group. Ìt is called Wait Watchers.
13. There are 2 reasons you shouldn't rely on procrastinators. 1). They never finish anything
14. Wanna hear a joke about procrastination? Maybe later.
15. What do you call it when a Russian dictator procrastinates? Stalin'

Rib-Tickling Procrastinator Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about procrastinator you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean impatient jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make procrastinator pranks.