The Best 71 Procrastination Jokes

My brother asked me "what does procrastination mean?"

I said "I'll tell ya tomorrow"

The 10 Steps to Stopping Procrastination!

1. Always follow thro

What do you call a country that pushes everything off until the last minute?

A Procrasti-Nation

The three rules about procrastination.

1.

2.

The annual Procrastination meeting

Has been postponed...

One day...

I'll look up what procrastination means.

I was going to tell you the definition of procrastination...

But I'll do it later.

The only nation I will ever rule is....

Procrastination.

Here's a pie chart on procrastination.

Procrastination Paradox...

If you come in last in a procrastination contest because you procrastinated, does that make you the best or worst at procrastinating...???

Whenever I start telling a procrastination joke,

it's more satisfying to tell a deadpan one instead.

Procrastination

Kid in class: "Hey, what does procrastination mean?"
Me: "Ill tell you later"

The Soviet Cycle of Procrastination

First, you are Putin down your work. Then, you are Stalin for time. Finally, you are Russian to finish.

After a long time of procrastination I read that book about the 4th dimension.

It's about time...

I approach the boring task of buying tampons with the same procrastination used when needing to fill the car up with petrol:

ignore depleting supplies until well in the red.

Procrastination is similar to masturbation

The longer you wait the larger the load

A guide to procrastination...

I'll tell you later...

What do we want?

Procrastination!

When do we want it?

We will get around to it sooner or later.

What do you call a giant firebreathing lizard with a procrastination problem

Dragon his feet

Finally scheduled a therapy appointment to talk about my procrastination

But I rescheduled it for next week

Procrastination is a really deep word.

I'll tell you guys the rest some other day.

Procrastination finally caught up to me and I faced the consequences

I'll tell you all about it later.

My therapist just told me I might be a chronic procrastinator and that it will seriously affect my life. I'm not worried though

I'll figure out what procrastination means later

My friend asked me what procrastination is...

I said I'll tell him later

I bought a book on procrastination.

Never got around to reading it.

I wish there was a medicine that could cure procrastination

Eh, who am I kidding, I'd probably put off taking it.

If procrastination were an olympic sport

I'd compete in it later.

A friend told me about Procrastination Anonymous

I said I'll go later

I hold the world record for procrastination.

I can show you later if you want.

I bought a book recently called, "How to Cure Procrastination"

I am so pumped. I think this is the book that will change my life when I get around to reading it eventually.

What's the only cure for chronic procrastination?

I'll tell ya later

If I ever win an award...

... for procrastination, I will try tell them that I will try to pick up the award tomorrow.

"What do we want?" - A cure for procrastination!

"When do we want it?"
- Soon...

It's not fair that procrastination gets such a bad rap.

It has literally kept me alive for years.

Is there a rehab for procrastination?

They haven't opened it yet

after 9 months of procrastination, of psyching myself up and never following through, last night i finally went to the gym

to cancel that damned membership.

New study shows procrastination is as harmful to mental health as alcohol abuse

To combat this, I've decided to form Procrastinators anonymous, please consider joining it!

I really need to do something about my procrastination

But I think I'll leave it to tomorrow

I have realized what I need to do to put an end to procrastination.

So I'm gonna do that tomorrow.

I spent 15 years suffering from chronic procrastination....

And I still can't decide if I prefer sativa or indica.

P.s I am getting really annoyed by that persistent promoted post!

Took me 4 years to finish the book

"Solving the Procrastination Puzzle". Nice Book.

What do you call a country full of lazy people?

A procrastination

I've just ordered a book called Overcome Procrastination

I intend to read it over the Christmas holiday.

I just saw a book on Amazon called "Overcome Procrastination"

I've put it on my wish list.

If there was a competition for procrastination...

I'd probably put that off til later too.

What do we want?

PROCRASTINATION!!

When do we want it??

I don't know, maybe later. If not then definitely tomorrow sometime.

Me: man I reckon i'm the greatest procrastinator in the world, no one's better at procrastination than me

Friend: oh really? how about we have a contest

Me: yeah sure just gimme 5 minutes

So earlier on I was asked what procrastination was.

I said I'd tell them later.

I waste so much time trying to strangle myself for pleasure when I should be being productive

I wish I'd never got into autoerotic procrastination.

Procrastination

is a dish best served whenever

The best time to start something new was yesterday, the second best time is right now

... unless it's procrastination, that can wait until tomorrow

I was going to make a procrastination joke

But....

I'm studying the psychology of procrastination.

Or I will be tomorrow anyway

TIL That procrastination stems from 2 basic personality traits

I'll post the link in a minute.

Teachers: Procrastination is bad!

Theresa May: Hold my government

Masturbation is a lot like procrastination . . .

... it's often more pleasurable while done gazing at yourself in front of the mirror.

I'm going to write an essay on procrastination...

I haven't got around to it yet though

Procrastination in 5 words

I will tell you later.

Hey, I'm starting a live class on procrastination tonight, come and join!

Actually nah, we can do it tomorrow.

A company i thought of making

I thought of doing a company called Procrastination Incorporated, and every shop i make, ill just put coming soon on the entrance

I was going to say a joke about procrastination

But I decided to tell it tomorrow

I made a joke about procrastination.

There will also be a punchline.

Which country likes to delay everything?

Procrasti-nation.

Wanna hear a joke about procrastination

ugh i'll tell you later

I'm addicted to procrastination

But I can start anytime I want

I have a problem with procrastination...

...but I'll tell you about it later

I have a really good joke about procrastination

But I have other things to do. I'm sure I'll get around to telling you the joke later.

What does procrastination mean?

I don't know, ask me later.

I made a joke about procrastination.

I guess I'll just post it later.

I walked up to the master of procrastination, and asked him to teach me his ways.

He looked at me, smiled and said "Later."

Dad, what's the meaning of procrastination?

I'll tell you tomorrow.