The Best 43 Procrasti Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Procrasti jokes. There are some procrasti cyrus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these procrasti revolutionary puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Procrasti Jokes and Puns


Don't even get me started!

Would you say that you procrastinate?

Keep it up! You'll live longer!


The ultimate form of procrastination was the dude who was just sitting around avoiding doing anything productive and just thought "there should be a word for this".

Procrasti joke, Procrastination

Procrastination Paradox...

If you come in last in a procrastination contest because you procrastinated, does that make you the best or worst at procrastinating...???

There's a procrastinators contest

First to claim the prize wins

If procrastination was a course offered at school

I'd get an "i" for incomplete.


Kid in class: "Hey, what does procrastination mean?"
Me: "Ill tell you later"

Procrasti joke, Procrastination

Procrastinators be like; Sofa so good

Procrastinators be like; Sofa so good

My attempt on pun

A procrastinator and a depressed man walk into a bar...

Depressed man: I'm driving straight off a bridge tonight.

Procrastinator: I've been telling myself that for weeks.

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

Procrastination is similar to masturbation

The longer you wait the larger the load

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What do we want?


When do we want it?

We will get around to it sooner or later.

Procrastination is a really deep word.

I'll tell you guys the rest some other day.

Procrastination finally caught up to me and I faced the consequences

I'll tell you all about it later.

When will the procrastinator cut the grass?

In a mow

I'm not procrastinating...

....I have plenty of time left.

- courtesy of my 12 year old son.

Procrasti joke, I'm not procrastinating...

The procrastinators of the world will unite...


If procrastination were an olympic sport

I'd compete in it later.

I've always wanted to buy an island and found my own nation on it.

I'd name it Procrasti. I'll get around to it some day.

Procrastination used to be my favourite hobby

Lately I find myself putting it off till later.

I mean I don't like procrastinating but...

I'll do it later

How many procrastinators does it take to change a light bulb?

Ehh, I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why did the procrastinator cross the road?

Sorry, i didnt have time to write a punchline I'll do it tomorrow.

"Let's procrastinate together," suggested my friend.

I said, "Maybe some other time."

What does a procrastinating cattle rancher use to add numbers?

A cow kill later.

I really need to do something about my procrastination

But I think I'll leave it to tomorrow

What do we want?


When do we want it??

I don't know, maybe later. If not then definitely tomorrow sometime.

I procrastinate so much that

!redmindme 5 months

Procrastination is probably my worst trait

I just discovered the secret to immortality.

Procrasti... nah I'll finish this later.

Why was the procrastinating chef's soup always so bland?

He ran out of thyme

Whenever I procrastinate on buying a gift, I just remind myself...

There's no time like the present.


is a dish best served whenever

A Procrastinator Built A Time Machine

Well, not yet, but he's planning on getting started last week.

Procrastinators Unite!


Procrastination in 5 words

I will tell you later.

If we were all procrastinators the world would get a lot done...



... tommorow maybe?

If I procrastinated as much as I masturbated

I'd never come to anything

I don't know what "procrastinate" means.

I think I'll look it up later

What does procrastination mean?

I don't know, ask me later.

Procrastinators are constantly mad at themselves about how they keep procrastinating and telling themselves that they'll "do better tomorrow"

But that's a story for another day

Where do procrastinators live?

In Neverland.

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