Proclamation Jokes
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What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?
One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.
Abraham Lincoln passed the constipation proclamation...
He set the brown things free.
When did the Black Plague happen?
After the Emancipation Proclamation.
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Irishman steps up on Mastermind, the quiz show. His chosen topic: the Irish Rebellion, 1916.
- **Quizmaster**: 'Your first question: who read the *Proclamation of Independence* from the steps of the GPO?'
- **Contestant**: 'Pass'
- **Quizmaster**: 'OK. Second question: name the Irish rebel leader born in Scotland.'
- **Contestant**: 'Pass'
- **Quizmaster**: 'Question three: which *Countess* was an important leader in the rebellion?'
- **Contestant**: 'Pass'
Suddenly, his friend in the audience shouts:
**'THAT'S IT HUEY, YOU TELL 'EM NOTHIN'!'**
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