Processor Jokes
31 processor jokes and hilarious processor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about processor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you prefer jokes about mortgage processors, loan processors, or food processors? We've got them all! Whether its about CPUs, systems, or connections, these processor jokes will have you laughing out loud. Check them out now!
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Funniest Processor Short Jokes
Short processor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The processor humour may include short calculator jokes also.
- If you were to write a direct, very short introduction for Microsoft Office's word processor, it might be a... ...forward four-word foreword for Word.
- What happens when you accidentally pour coffee in your Ryzen Processor? You get a Coffee Lake
- What did the memory say to the processor? If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!
- Have you heard of AMD's new processor? Yeah, my friend got one. He says his framerate is always ryzen.
- A Pentium processor engineer is counting visitors to a bar He's counted 12.000000000057249999 patrons so far.
- My friend and I can't agree on what his job title at the rabbit farm actually is, he calls himself a processor while I say he is a butcher... ... Either way, he is just splitting hares.
- Processor has had a bad day.. Processor: Hey man, I've really been having a bad day.
Graphics Card: Ya'know man, I can really put things into perspective for you. - How do you know a blonde girl has been using the word processor? There's tippex all over the screen.
- Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland? The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
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Processor One Liners
Which processor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with processor? I can suggest the ones about machine and interpreter.
- I burned my finger on my computer processor. It MHz.
- Yo mama so fat... It takes more than a single processor to load her chunks.
- What did the old processor say when it was thrown away? "that megahertz"
- What currency do processes use to bribe the processor? They use cache
- Since the Intel processors are named i3, i5 and i7... does that mean Intel can't even?
- Hey girl, are you a word processor? I want you to check my body for dangling participles
- I love my new AMD processor! It's phenomal!
- What does one processor tell another? Cache me outside how 'bout dat?
- What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked? It Hertz.
- I overclocked my computer processor this morning... The time advanced by one hour.
- Why are modern computer processors idle most of the time? The have loads of cache.
- The food processor didn't do as it was supposed to. It blended the rules.
- What kind of processors do slow PCs use? Potato Chips!
Howlingly Hilarious Processor Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about processor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean producer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make processor pranks.
A jealous woman, while on a road trip with her friends, would call her husband everyday to check on him.
Her: Where are you?
Him: At home hun.
Her: Don't trust you. Can you run the food processor for me so I know you are home?
Him: Sure Hun .
Whirrrrrrrrrr
Him: There you go.
Her: Ok. Talk to you later...
This went on for a few days. She would call him and ask him to run the food processor, which he would do.
One day she called her children and asked : Where is dad?
Kid: No idea. He leaves early in the morning and comes back late in the night.
But he takes the food processor along wherever he goes.
I'm sitting in a jail cell
and it's killing me that I was arrested for something so s**.... On a dare, I robbed a kitchen supply store. Sure, the expensive knives would have been great, and who doesn't want a food processor?
But all in all, it just wasn't work the whisk.
