The Best 19 Processor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Processor jokes. There are some processor perl jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these processor intel puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Processor Jokes and Puns

I burned my finger on my computer processor.

It MHz.

If you were to write a direct, very short introduction for Microsoft Office's word processor, it might be a...

...forward four-word foreword for Word.

A jealous woman, while on a road trip with her friends, would call her husband everyday to check on him.

Her: Where are you?

Him: At home hun.

Her: Don't trust you. Can you run the food processor for me so I know you are home?

Him: Sure Hun .

Whirrrrrrrrrr

Him: There you go.

Her: Ok. Talk to you later...

This went on for a few days. She would call him and ask him to run the food processor, which he would do.

One day she called her children and asked : Where is dad?

Kid: No idea. He leaves early in the morning and comes back late in the night.
But he takes the food processor along wherever he goes.

Processor joke, A jealous woman, while on a road trip with her friends, would call her husband everyday to check on

Yo mama so fat...

It takes more than a single processor to load her chunks.

What happens when you accidentally pour coffee in your Ryzen Processor?

You get a Coffee Lake


I'm sitting in a jail cell

and it's killing me that I was arrested for something so stupid. On a dare, I robbed a kitchen supply store. Sure, the expensive knives would have been great, and who doesn't want a food processor?

But all in all, it just wasn't work the whisk.

What did the old processor say when it was thrown away?

"that megahertz"

Processor joke, What did the old processor say when it was thrown away?

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

Hey girl, are you a word processor?

I want you to check my body for dangling participles

I love my new AMD processor!

It's phenomal!

Have you heard of AMD's new processor?

Yeah, my friend got one. He says his framerate is always ryzen.

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What does one processor tell another?

Cache me outside how 'bout dat?

What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked?

It Hertz.

A Pentium processor engineer is counting visitors to a bar

He's counted 12.000000000057249999 patrons so far.

I overclocked my computer processor this morning...

The time advanced by one hour.

My friend and I can't agree on what his job title at the rabbit farm actually is, he calls himself a processor while I say he is a butcher...

... Either way, he is just splitting hares.

Processor joke, My friend and I can't agree on what his job title at the rabbit farm actually is, he calls himself a

Processor has had a bad day..

Processor: Hey man, I've really been having a bad day.

Graphics Card: Ya'know man, I can really put things into perspective for you.

How do you know a blonde girl has been using the word processor?

There's tippex all over the screen.

The food processor didn't do as it was supposed to.

It blended the rules.


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