The Best 6 Procedures Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Procedures jokes. There are some procedures principles jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these procedures bias puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Procedures Jokes and Puns

Some people think vasectomies and castration are similar procedures

but there's a vas deferens between the two.

An American patriot with amputated arms decides to replace them.

He obtains a pair of grizzly bear arms from a black market, and attaches them on his own, with the help of a friend.

He is arrested for contribution to animal cruelty and performing medical procedures unlicensed.

When taken to court, he gives a speech defending his right to bear arms.

How much was Texas Instruments fined when they were caught offering free breast augmentation procedures to employees?

$5,318,008

At our world famous clinic, many worried, afflicted and mentally unstable people come for assistance. I know it may sound ridiculous, but we start by suggesting they try one of our brain transplant procedures.

They always reject the offer at first, but eventually we change their minds.

Wanted to talk to my boss about how tired I am with writing these Standard Operating Procedures...

But he does not want to hear my SOP story.


Today I had to make an NSFW presentation at work...

'Mandatory Safety Procedures at Construction Site for Workers'.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the procedures specialist jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working procedures conventions piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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