Probono Jokes

Funniest Probono Short Jokes

Short probono jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The probono humour may include short loves jokes also.

1. I was going to sue U2 for stealing one of my songs But I found out my lawyer was pro-bono.
2. I don't get why all these people praise lawyers just for being U2 fans Suddenly they're special for taking on Pro-Bono cases?
3. Lawyers must be pretty big fans of the legendary Irish rock band U2. Almost all of them go on about all the pro-Bono things that they do.
4. U2 fans who are lawyers... What do you call a lawyer who loves U2?
   A Pro-Bono!
   Happy Easter everyone!

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Probono One Liners

Which probono one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with probono? I can suggest the ones about law and free.

1. I've heard that U2 has never paid legal any legal fees Their lawyers all work pro-Bono.
2. How do you know that a lawyer listens to U2? They are working pro-Bono
3. What was U2's lawyer's hourly rate? Nothing, he was pro-Bono
4. Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan? Cos they're always pro-Bono
5. Why is U-2's lawyer always broke? All of his cases are pro-Bono
6. How do you know Bono is selfish? He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.
7. How do dogs do business? Pro-bono
8. What band's fanbase is the most charitable? U2, they're all pro-bono.
9. It's hard to get paid working at a U2 concert Nearly everyone on staff is pro-Bono
10. I've started a U2 cover band! And the best part is we're playing our shows pro-bono
11. U2 sued someone. The lawyer agreed to take the case pro-Bono.
12. Apple provided the new U2 CD for free, meaning the band worked pro-Bono.

Silly Probono Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about probono you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean elephant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make probono pranks.