The Best 29 Probe Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Probe jokes. There are some probe astronomical jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these probe astronomers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Probe Jokes and Puns

Congratulations to the winner of last night's presidential debate!

The Voyager probe, flying away from Earth at an estimated 62000 km per hour.

This week a team at NASA announced a mission to land a probe on the sun

To avoid the extreme heat of the sun, they explained, the probe will land at night.

ESA to release second probe "SHIO" to 67P

The "Philae-Shio" team will be sucking in 67P's particles and spitting out information to be sent back to ESA for examination.

Probe joke, ESA to release second probe "SHIO" to 67P

What do you call a space probe that has a lot of love affairs?

A Philaenderer

So we've now landed a probe on a comet...

and a lot of people are now saying "why are we spending billions landing on a comet when there are starving kids in Africa"...why do they want to land a probe on starving kids in Africa, maybe one of you can explain it to me?


I got probed by an alien last night

Its true what they say, Mexicans do work good with their hands

New Horizons probe discovers trees on Pluto!

Reporters asked "how can you tell?"

And NASA said "from the bark, you dummies!"

Probe joke, New Horizons probe discovers trees on Pluto!

NASA's New Horizons probe has shown that Pluto is a remote, hostile, and barren planet...

this means it's now the front-runner to be awarded the next Fifa World Cup.

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Just watched The Martian

I found it odd that NASA would commission SpaceX to make the Iris probe.

NASA sends out a probe to Uranus

Geeks around the world giggle.

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NASA's JUNO Probe finally reached Jupiter after ~5 year journey

exactly halfway to its journey to Uranus.

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

The winner of tonight's election is...

the Voyager space probe which is currently traveling at 62,137 km per hour away from the Earth into interstellar space.

What's worse than a satellite around Saturn?

A probe in Uranus.

NASA sends probe to Uranus

people everywhere giggle

Probe joke, NASA sends probe to Uranus

Trump should definitely be concerned about the Russia probe

I heard that they could end up trying him as an adult.

NASA sent a probe to all of the planets in our solar system, but quit after Uranus

They found it to be a shithole.

Why is the Mueller probe taking so long?

cuz he's not rushin'


The Nasa Parker Solar probe will be 4 million miles away from the sun

Due to the high temperatures it will have to operate at night.

Three men are talking about cars.

The first man says, I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn.

The second man says, Well, I'm a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort.

The third man says, I have the both of you beat. I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown probe.

Why do aliens in UFOs come to Earth just to probe people?

It is cheaper than flying all the way to Uranus.

We've sent a probe to Mars, now look out!

they're sending one to Uranus!

What happens when Taoiseach Leo Varadkar orders a probe be sent to Mars?

They launch the Irish Rovers.

Despite things not going President Trump's way with the Mueller probe, he still has something cool happening for him. Ben and Jerry are naming an ice cream after him.

It's called imPeach-Mint.

Did you hear that Donald sent Melania to find out about the Mueller probe?

She came back and told him it's at least eight inches.

Three guys are talking, the first guy says "I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn."

And the second guy says, "Well, I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort." And the third guy says, "I got you both beat. I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe."

Congratulations to the obvious winner of last night's debate...

The voyager space probe hurtling away from our solar system at over 35k mph!

How does a cannibal comedian practice comedy?

He uses different techniques to probe where the most humerus content is.

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