probe Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious probe puns

Congratulations to the winner of last night's presidential debate!

The Voyager probe, flying away from Earth at an estimated 62000 km per hour.

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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The winner of tonight's election is...

the Voyager space probe which is currently traveling at 62,137 km per hour away from the Earth into interstellar space.

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So we've now landed a probe on a comet...

and a lot of people are now saying "why are we spending billions landing on a comet when there are starving kids in Africa"...why do they want to land a probe on starving kids in Africa, maybe one of you can explain it to me?

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This week a team at NASA announced a mission to land a probe on the sun

To avoid the extreme heat of the sun, they explained, the probe will land at night.

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A father and his 6-year-old son are walking down the street, and they come across two dogs having sex...

A father and his 6-year-old son are walking down the street, and they come across two dogs having sex. The boy is shocked by what he sees and asks his father "Daddy, what are they doing?"

The father, not wanting to lie to his son, says "they're just making a puppy."

"OK" says the son, and the father is relieved that he doesn't probe further.

The next day, the son bursts into his parents' room and sees them having sex. The father jumps up and quickly covers himself. Knowing he's in for an interesting talk, walks downstairs with him and they sit at the dining room table. His son asks him "Daddy, what were you and mommy doing?"

Again, wanting to be honest with his son, he says "me and mommy were making a baby."

His son pauses for a moment, thinking, and then replies "flip mommy over, I want a puppy!"

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Why is the Mueller probe taking so long?

cuz he's not rushin'

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What do you call a space probe that has a lot of love affairs?

A Philaenderer

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Three men are talking about cars.

The first man says, I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn.


The second man says, Well, I'm a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort.


The third man says, I have the both of you beat. I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown probe.

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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

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(NSFW) A woman goes to her gynecologist for an examination.

The gyn is examining her vagina and thinks to himself this is the most beautiful vagina he's ever seen.

He tells her he has to probe deeper and will need to numb her. She, of course, agrees.

He begins licking her vagina and says, "Num, num, num."

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ESA to release second probe "SHIO" to 67P

The "Philae-Shio" team will be sucking in 67P's particles and spitting out information to be sent back to ESA for examination.

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I got probed by an alien last night

Its true what they say, Mexicans do work good with their hands

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The Nasa Parker Solar probe will be 4 million miles away from the sun

Due to the high temperatures it will have to operate at night.

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NASA sends probe to Uranus

people everywhere giggle

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What's worse than a satellite around Saturn?

A probe in Uranus.

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NASA sent a probe to all of the planets in our solar system, but quit after Uranus

They found it to be a shithole.

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NASA sends out a probe to Uranus

Geeks around the world giggle.

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Trump should definitely be concerned about the Russia probe

I heard that they could end up trying him as an adult.

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New Horizons probe discovers trees on Pluto!

Reporters asked "how can you tell?"

And NASA said "from the bark, you dummies!"

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Why don't aliens just ring the doorbell at 3 AM?

Because real aliens probe via the backdoor.

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What happens when Taoiseach Leo Varadkar orders a probe be sent to Mars?

They launch the Irish Rovers.

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Despite things not going President Trump's way with the Mueller probe, he still has something cool happening for him. Ben and Jerry are naming an ice cream after him.

It's called imPeach-Mint.

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Despite the Mueller probe not going well for him, something cool is still happening to President Trump. Ben and Jerry are naming an ice cream after him.

It's called imPeach-Mint.

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Your momma's so big,

China have successfully landed a probe on the dark side of her butt.

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Congratulations to the ESA for landing a probe on a comet....

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The first Australian Research & Space Exploration (A.R.S.E.) mission is

probe Uranus

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If you have dyslexia I feel bad for you son...

I got 99 probe meals but an itch ain't bone

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NASA's New Horizons probe has shown that Pluto is a remote, hostile, and barren planet...

this means it's now the front-runner to be awarded the next Fifa World Cup.

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Just watched The Martian

I found it odd that NASA would commission SpaceX to make the Iris probe.

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Are you the 7th planet from the sun?

Cause I sure would like to probe Uranus.

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Excuse me ma'am I'm with NASA

And I was wanting to know if I could probe deeper into Uranus.

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Uranus is my favorite planet

It's a pity we don't probe it more.

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What car does an alien abductee drive?

A black Ford Probe.

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NASA's JUNO Probe finally reached Jupiter after ~5 year journey

exactly halfway to its journey to Uranus.

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