Probation Jokes

4 probation jokes and hilarious probation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about probation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

These Probation Jokes offer some humorous insight into the often serious process of being on probation. Get a laugh as you learn about a probation officer, probation period, being fined, a sentence, and engaging in activities without a license.

The Funniest Probation Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What is a good probation joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

On the Sherrifs Wife's Death Bed

On her death bed, the Sheriff's wife confesses that she cheated on him three times, but swears it was always for a good reason. He asks what happened, and she says, "Well, the first time, remember when Dr. Smith said he we couldn't afford the operation, and then he changed his mind and did it for free?" He says yes, and forgives her. "And the second time, do you remember when our boy got a DUI, and the judge let him off with probation?" He says yes, and forgives her. "And last, do you remember when the polls had you about a hundred votes shy of winning the election for Sheriff?"

Did you hear the judge's recent linguistic faux pas, when they were addressing a recently convicted defendant?

I Order you to serve 2 years incarcerated, 2 years active probation, 1 year of passive probation, 400 hours of community service, evidence of completion of an education service approved by the court, submit to a mental health evaluation..., etc., etc..
Yeah, it was a run-on sentence.

Where there's a will, there's a...

probate attorney.

What do they make polygons wear on probation?

an angle monitor

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about probation can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of probation puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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