The Best 11 Probable Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Probable jokes. There are some probable claus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these probable likelihood puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Probable Jokes and Puns

Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder?

Well, technically it's only a murder if there's probable caws.

But is it murder?

A homicide detective walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey look at those birds outside," the bartender comments to him. "Did you know that a group of crows like that is called a murder?" "Well you can't be sure that's a murder," the detective says. "Unless there is probable caws."

It's only a murder of crows...

... if there's probable caws.

If you see a bunch of big black birds

Don't automatically assume it's a murder of crows.

You can't have a murder without probable caws.

Why did the police arrest the crow?

They had probable caws.


Why did the police search Santas sleigh

Because they had probable Claus

How to communicate with God

A poster is found in all French churches. The translation is:

"By entering this church it may be possible that you hear "the call of God". However, it is less probable that He will call you on your mobile. Thank you for turning off your phones. If you want to talk to God, enter, choose a quiet place and talk to him. If you want to see him, send him a text while driving."

What do you call a preponderance of evidence that your drink has been laced?

Probable Cosby.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam.

Sorry for the probable repost, haven't been here long.

The police just raided the North Pole!

I heard they had probable Claus

What did Kevin Garnett say on his last day of Statistics 101?

Anything is probable!!!!

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