The Best 88 Prob Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prob jokes. There are some prob funnier jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prob ques puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Prob Jokes and Puns

The problem with Trump jokes:

Republicans don't think they're funny, and Democrats don't think they're jokes.

The problem majoring in Electrical Engineering...

is keeping up with Current Events.

I have no problems with buying tampons...

I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present.

(Jimmy Carr)

Prob joke, I have no problems with buying tampons...

No problems

A former Sergeant , having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started he injured his back.
He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-alec punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was, before trying any pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest. Dead silence ... He had no trouble with discipline that year.

I've got a problem with people who are into BDSM

I just want to strangle them.


To anyone who has a problem with pedophiles:

Grow up.

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

Prob joke, What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers .

(Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. )

I don't know how many problems I have...

...because math is one of them.

The only problem with kissing a perfect 10...

knowing that she has 8 more years until you can tell anyone about it.

The problem with kissing a perfect 10

Is how cold the mirror feels on your lips.

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The problem is I'm really tired...

But I hear there's a nap for that.

It's not a problem

I know this guy who's addicted to brake fluid.

But it's OK he can stop whenever he wants.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

I have no problem with Capital Punishment in theory....

I just have problems with its execution.

I have a problem with people that are missing body parts.

I guess I might just be lack-toes-intolerant.

Prob joke, I have a problem with people that are missing body parts.

The problem with driving a Yugo...

... is that the Czech engine light is always on.

There's only one problem with North Korea's miracle cure for AIDS and Ebola:

The directions say the medication must be taken with food.

Problems...

Husband: Honey, I have a problem
Wife: Don't say "you" have a problem, instead say "we", remember your problems are my problems too, honey.
Husband: Ok, "our" secretary is having a baby that' is "ours".


I have a problem with taking things literally.

My attorney advises me that it's called 'theft'.

The problem with getting a BJ from a deaf chick

They can still talk while they do it.

The problem with telling lawyer jokes is

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.

I've got 69 problems.

My girlfriend is a midget.

I'VE GOT (( PROBLEMS

AND A STUCK SHIFT KEY IS ONE.

US has serious problem with illegal immigrants.

If you don't believe me ask any Native American.

I have two problems in my life.

My math sucks.

I have no problem getting women into the sack...

... it's getting the sack into the back of my van that's the problem.

My problem is I take things too literally.

Like when my wife said she'd give an arm and a leg to lose weight.

There are almost no problems that cannot be solved by adding puppies into the equation...

except for world hunger...which come to think of it, they can also solve.

The problem with politics today...

Republicans treat people like dogs
and
Democrats treat dogs like people

My problem with self-deprecation...

is that I suck at it.

I don't have a problem with alcohol.

Only without it.

You want to know the problem with cocaine?

It's not all it's cracked up to be.

What was the problem with the midget prostitute?

She was always selling herself short.

I had this problem where the cap wouldn't stay on my whiskey bottle.

So I fixed it with scotch tape.

The problem with Bill Clinton

Is that he never learned harass was one word.

What's the problem with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and other people don't think they're jokes.

I got 66 problems

And being upside down is one of them

If you have a problem, you should talk to a chemist.

They always have a solution.

What's the problem with robot waiters?

The server might crash

I think I have a problem with self-assessment.

But I can't really tell

Problem Child

Psychiatrist to the mother of a problem child:
"You are far too upset and worried about your son. I'm going to prescribe some tranquilizers for you. I suggest you take them regularly."
On the next visit: "So, have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"
"Yes, they have."
"And how is your son now?"
"Who cares?!?"

I used to have a problem with grammatical tenses.

But not yet.

Problems in bed

A man and his wife have been having some problems in bed so one day the woman tells her husband, "Maybe you should get some pills to help you out."

He agrees.

When he gets home from work she asks him if he got the pills.

He replies, "Yeah, here you go," and with this he throws her a bottle of diet pills.

That's the problem with writing books about suicide techniques

... you only get negative reviews.

The problem with kissing a perfect 10 is that

Sometimes it's cold when your lips touch the mirror

The problem with America is stupidity.

So why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

I have no problem dating men under 6 feet.

It's digging them up that's the issue.

You know what the problem with the school for the deaf is

Nobody listens.

A problem at the restaurant

Waiter!" shouted the furious diner. "How dare you serve me this! There's a TWIG in my soup!"

"My apologies," said the waiter. "I'll inform the branch manager."

I'm having the same problem when I'm playing FPS and when I'm peeing

I shot before I aim.

Same problem

A Jewish guy converts to Christianity. His distraught father prays, "Oh God, my son converted to Christianity! What should I do?"

God says, "You know, I had that same problem..."

My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is...

...they never wink back.

I used to have a problem with my sinuses

Until I bought a calculator

I Have No Problems Buying Tampons

For my girlfriend, I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" birthday present.

What are the two problems with the French flag?

The red bit and the blue bit.

The problem with Nearly-Headless Nick

is that he is a poorly-executed character

I have this problem where I hallucinate different types of health professionals,

So I'm seeing a psychologist

You know the problem with political jokes?

Sometimes they get elected.

A problem shared is a problem halved.

Unless it's aids

I have no problem giving credit when credit is due.

But giving payment when payment is due is an entirely different thing.

I got 99 problems

and being bad with numbers is 103 of them

What are the problems of a middle aged man?

Life sucks, job sucks, and wife does not

The problem with math jokes

Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

The problem with quotes on the Internet...

is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."

\~ Abraham Lincoln

the problem isnt that obesity runs in your family

the problem is that no one runs in your family

I have this problem that when I climax, I urinate instead.

Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.

I have a problem with procrastination...

...but I'll tell you about it later

What is the problem with political jokes?

They sometimes get elected!

My problem might need addressing...

Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

"Well, here is your problem," the doctor says to the first-time father. "It seems that this child needs a diaper change."

The new father replies, "That can't be! The package said it was good for 8-10 pounds."

What problem does the Eskimo photographer struggle with because he has a terrible habit of sitting all day on a slab of ice, waiting for his film to develop?

Polaroids

There's your problem!

The Little Guy was talking to the Big Guy.

LG: Big Guy, how'd you get to be so big?

BG: Well, every night I rub oil ALLLLL over my body!

LG: I'll have to try that!

Two weeks later, they met up again.

LG: Big Guy, tell me again how you got to be so big?

BG: Well, every night I rub oil ALLLLL over my body!

LG: Huh! It just doesn't seem to be working for me.

BG: What kind of oil are you using?

LG: Crisco.

BG: Well, no wonder - that's shortening!

No prob, Bob

is short for, No problem, Boblem.

There are many problems with math puns.

Calculus jokes are mostly derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.

But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

The problem with homeopathy...

There are way too many homeopaths out there. It would be a more effective field of study if homeopaths were thinned out a little, say 1 per 10 million people.

What's the one problem that everyone from Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Antarctica, Europe, and Australia have in common?

Living within continents.

The problem with growing up with trans parents

Is that you can't see them.

I've always had a problem with eating my fingernails.

I get anxious and chew them off and eat them and they look terrible. One day my sister noticed and told me to go to the drug store for some press-on nails. She said they looked good and would keep me from biting my nails. So I went and bought some and she was right. They looked so good I ate them right out of the box.

The problem with glory holes…

… they can only spread by word of mouth.

I got 99 problems...

But using derogatory language to refer to women ain't one

The only problem with having an orgy is,

you don't know who to thank afterwards..

- The late great Rodney Dangerfield..

I have no problem buying Tampons for my wife, I'm a fairly modern man

But apparently, they don't make a great birthday present.

The problem with the American two-party system is that everyone agrees one political party is stupid and the other party is evil

But they violently disagree about which one is which.

Problems

Husband approaches his wife, Jenny, I think I have a problem.
Jenny smiles at him kindly, Darling, your problems are my problem also. A trouble shared is a trouble halved. Tell me.
OK, says the husband, in that case, we got the neighbor pregnant.

Problem within binary code?

01110000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101100 01100101 01101101

Two tickets to the super bowl

A good buddy of mine has 2 Super Bowl tix, 40 yard line box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. Prob bc of the extra game this year.

If you're interested, he's looking for someone to take his place... Try to be on time. It's at Calvary church in Santa Monica at 3pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too. She'll be in the white dress.

All my problems with my wife are psychological.

She's psycho and I'm logical.

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