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Short prob jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prob humour may include short prov jokes also.
- What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ? The Lakers .
(Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) - What does Arnold Schwarzenegger do now? He's an exterminator.
(I just thought of this on my way to work. Probs been done before though} - Enough with the Iphone jokes I'm Siri-us! :P (prob been done before, but I find it funny)
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Prob One Liners
Which prob one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prob? I can suggest the ones about prof and proof.
- No prob, Bob is short for, No problem, Boblem.
- Boss makes a dollar, I make a nickel. I'd prob'ly make more if I tickled his pickle.
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The problem with Trump jokes:
Republicans don't think they're funny, and Democrats don't think they're jokes.
The problem majoring in electrical engineering...
is keeping up with Current Events.
I have no problems with buying tampons...
I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present.
(Jimmy Carr)
No problems
A former Sergeant , having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started he injured his back.
He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-alec punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was, before trying any pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest. Dead silence ... He had no trouble with discipline that year.
I've got a problem with people who are into b**...
I just want to strangle them.
What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?
I like little asian kids
Is anyone else having problems with their spellchecker?
Mine keeps correcting into weird things. Like changing "my" into "me", "money" into "gold pieces" and the letter x into "here be treasure". It's a pirate copy.
I don't know how many problems I have...
...because math is one of them.
The only problem with kissing a perfect 10...
knowing that she has 8 more years until you can tell anyone about it.
The problem with kissing a perfect 10
Is how cold the mirror feels on your lips.
The problem is I'm really tired...
But I hear there's a nap for that.
It's not a problem
I know this guy who's addicted to brake fluid.
But it's OK he can stop whenever he wants.
What's the problem with auto-e**... asphyxia?
You don't know if you're coming or going
What's the problem with North Korea?
It has no Seoul!!
I have no problem with Capital Punishment in theory....
I just have problems with its execution.
What's the one problem with charging somebody with r**...?
The accused always gets off.
The problem with grammar n**...?
They're anti-semantic.
I have a problem with people that are missing body parts.
I guess I might just be lack-toes-intolerant.
I got probed by an alien last night
Its true what they say, Mexicans do work good with their hands
The problem with driving a Yugo...
... is that the Czech engine light is always on.
There's only one problem with North Korea's miracle cure for AIDS and Ebola:
The directions say the medication must be taken with food.
Was having a problem with one of my contact lenses.
Fortunately, my wife had the solution.
Problems...
Husband: Honey, I have a problem
Wife: Don't say "you" have a problem, instead say "we", remember your problems are my problems too, honey.
Husband: Ok, "our" secretary is having a baby that' is "ours".
I have four problems in life...
...counting, remembering and counting.
I have a problem with taking things literally.
My attorney advises me that it's called 'theft'.
The problem with getting a BJ from a deaf chick
They can still talk while they do it.
The problem with telling lawyer jokes is
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.
I've got 69 problems.
My girlfriend is a midget.
I'VE GOT (( PROBLEMS
AND A STUCK SHIFT KEY IS ONE.
US has serious problem with i**... immigrants.
If you don't believe me ask any Native American.
I have two problems in my life.
My math s**....
What's the most problematic time of day?
4:04
I have no problem getting women into the sack...
... it's getting the sack into the back of my van that's the problem.
My problem is I take things too literally.
Like when my wife said she'd give an arm and a leg to lose weight.
There are almost no problems that cannot be solved by adding puppies into the equation...
except for world hunger...which come to think of it, they can also solve.
The problem with politics today...
Republicans treat people like dogs
and
Democrats treat dogs like people
What does problems and ice cubes have in common?
Both go well with Alcohol.
My problem with self-deprecation...
is that I s**... at it.
The only problem with a grill that's low to the ground.
The steaks couldn't be higher?
I don't have a problem with alcohol.
Only without it.
You want to know the problem with c**...?
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
What was the problem with the midget p**...?
She was always selling herself short.
I had this problem where the cap wouldn't stay on my whiskey bottle.
So I fixed it with scotch tape.
The problem with Bill Clinton
Is that he never learned harass was one word.
What's the problem with lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and other people don't think they're jokes.
I got 66 problems
And being upside down is one of them
If you have a problem, you should talk to a chemist.
They always have a solution.
What's the problem with robot waiters?
The server might c**...
I think I have a problem with self-assessment.
But I can't really tell
Problem Child
Psychiatrist to the mother of a problem child:
"You are far too upset and worried about your son. I'm going to prescribe some tranquilizers for you. I suggest you take them regularly."
On the next visit: "So, have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"
"Yes, they have."
"And how is your son now?"
"Who cares?!?"
I have no problems with relationships
Because Ive never had one.
My one problem with the recent Apple event.
They could've called AirPower "Apple Juice".
I used to have a problem with grammatical tenses.
But not yet.
Problems in bed
A man and his wife have been having some problems in bed so one day the woman tells her husband, "Maybe you should get some pills to help you out."
He agrees.
When he gets home from work she asks him if he got the pills.
He replies, "Yeah, here you go," and with this he throws her a bottle of diet pills.
That's the problem with writing books about s**... techniques
... you only get negative reviews.
The problem with kissing a perfect 10 is that
Sometimes it's cold when your lips touch the mirror
The problem with America is stupidity.
So why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
I have no problem dating men under 6 feet.
It's digging them up that's the issue.
You know what the problem with the school for the deaf is
Nobody listens.
A problem at the restaurant
Waiter!" shouted the furious diner. "How dare you serve me this! There's a TWIG in my soup!"
"My apologies," said the waiter. "I'll inform the branch manager."
I'm having the same problem when I'm playing FPS and when I'm peeing
I shot before I aim.
Same problem
A Jewish guy converts to Christianity. His distraught father prays, "Oh God, my son converted to Christianity! What should I do?"
God says, "You know, I had that same problem..."
What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.
I always have a problem with drinking water
I just don't get the solution
My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is...
...they never wink back.
I used to have a problem with my sinuses
Until I bought a calculator
Problems of Bein a non-native English speaker
The problem with being a non native English speaker is, that your brain sometimes just s**... up random words and you then use them later without really having a proper intestinal lining of said words. You just hope you used them correctly.
The problem with political jokes
The problem with political jokes is that often they get elected president of the United States
The problem with good elevators is...
...that they never let you down.
If you have a problem eating coins, perhaps you should consult a life coach...
It'll inspire change within yourself
I Have No Problems Buying Tampons
For my girlfriend, I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" birthday present.
What are the two problems with the french flag?
The red bit and the blue bit.
Problems of language ( sorry for bad english)
Two Hungaryan policeman stops a car. The driver cant speak hungaryan so he tries to speak in english. The two policeman cant understan it and they just looking at the guy. Then the driver speaks to them in german, french, and a bunch of other languages. The policemen let him go. Then one of them says: Shouldnt we learn any languages? The other says: Why sould we? That guy knows so many languages but they still useless.
The problem with Nearly-Headless Nick
is that he is a poorly-executed character
The problem with dating a model...
... is that she's only 5 inches tall and I have to paint her myself.
I have this problem where I hallucinate different types of health professionals,
So I'm seeing a psychologist
You know the problem with political jokes?
Sometimes they get elected.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Unless it's aids
I have no problem giving credit when credit is due.
But giving payment when payment is due is an entirely different thing.
What has the probability of one in five million?
Blonde: But there's no 1 in 5000000. Only a five and six zeros.
I got 99 problems
and being bad with numbers is 103 of them
