Following is our collection of funny Pro Choice jokes. There are some pro choice jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pro choice puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I mean, I am all for dead babies, but I don't like giving women choices...
Pro: Killing babies.
Con: Giving women a choice.
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for killing babies, I just don't like to let women make choices.
On one hand, I want as many babies to die as possible, but on the other, I don't want women to have a choice.
When my girlfriend was pregnant I chose to leave
pro-life is for babies.
Yeah, it's two ways to cross a river.
Sorry, I'm pro choice. But heard this one and thought it was funny.
Your parents changed they're minds.
They're pro-choice now.
As long as you are Pro-Phylactic
I propose Pro Abortion, in which we abort everybody.
You can explore pro choice reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean pro choice dad jokes. There are also pro choice puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Cut out the middle man.
Literally.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pro choice jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working pro choice piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.