The Best 12 Pro Choice Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pro Choice jokes. There are some pro choice jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pro choice puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Pro Choice Jokes and Puns

I'm not sure how I feel about Pro Choice.

I mean, I am all for dead babies, but I don't like giving women choices...

Pros and cons: Choice for abortions

Pro: Killing babies.

Con: Giving women a choice.

I'm Pro Life

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for killing babies, I just don't like to let women make choices.

I can't decide between being pro-life and pro-choice

On one hand, I want as many babies to die as possible, but on the other, I don't want women to have a choice.

I'm not a father due to my belief of being pro-choice

When my girlfriend was pregnant I chose to leave

I'm pro-choice;

pro-life is for babies.

Don't you know anything about Roe vs Wade?

Yeah, it's two ways to cross a river.


Sorry, I'm pro choice. But heard this one and thought it was funny.

After you were born

Your parents changed they're minds.

They're pro-choice now.

You Don't Have to Choose Between Being Pro-Life or Pro-Choice

As long as you are Pro-Phylactic

What's a pro-choice rapist?

I've heard all the Pro life vs Pro choice debates, and after hearing the debates, i came up with a compromise.

I propose Pro Abortion, in which we abort everybody.

You can explore pro choice reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean pro choice dad jokes. There are also pro choice puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pro choice jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pro choice piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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