Pro Choice Jokes

Funniest Pro Choice Short Jokes

Short pro choice jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pro choice humour may include short abortion jokes also.

1. I'm not a father due to my belief of being pro-choice When my girlfriend was pregnant I chose to leave
2. Don't you know anything about Roe vs Wade? Yeah, it's two ways to cross a river.
    
   Sorry, I'm pro choice. But heard this one and thought it was funny.
3. You Don't Have to Choose Between Being Pro-Life or Pro-Choice As long as you are Pro-Phylactic
4. I'm pro abortion. Not to be confused the pro choice - I just don't think anyone should be born
5. I went out with a vegetarian, but she still ate eggs... You know...because she was pro-choice

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Pro Choice One Liners

Which pro choice one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pro choice? I can suggest the ones about planned parenthood and pro bono.

1. After you were born Your parents changed they're minds.
   They're pro-choice now.
2. New Slogan for the Pro Choice Organization Cut out the middle man.
   Literally.
3. Why is Roy Moore Pro-Choice? Because he doesn't want to miss an opportunity
4. I support pro choice I think people should have a right to choose to be gay
5. Pros and cons: Choice for abortions Pro: Killing babies.
   
   Con: Giving women a choice.
6. I'm pro-choice; pro-life is for babies.
7. What's a pro-choice r**...?

Ridiculous Pro Choice Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about pro choice you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gun control jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pro choice pranks.