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Funniest Privilege Short Jokes

Short privilege jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The privilege humour may include short advantage jokes also.

  1. Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test? He didn't know enough about inequalities
  2. My dad and I(f) both ordered the same thing at the same time online. He got his before me. Mail privilege...
  3. Being rich is not a matter of privilege and it's more of a burden. This is what I think to myself everytime I wake up on this broken bed with this not working fan.
  4. My take on microaggressions: on one hand, it's true people can sometimes be too sensitive. On the other hand... NOT EVERYONE HAS TWO HANDS CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE.
  5. What did the young, privileged, and naive crustacean say to the other crustacean? I don't sea shells
  6. What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones? White Mail Privilege
  7. I am so honored to have had the privilege of performing my comedy in the biggest most pack venue in the world. The internet-THANKS SO MUCH GUYS YOU'VE ALL BEEN GREAT!-LOVE YOU- GOOD NIGHT!
  8. Why was Walter able to commit so much crime for so long on Breaking Bad without getting caught? White privilege.
  9. Best Donald Trump Jokes Donald Trump is so privileged that the first job he ever had to apply for was president of the United States." –Stephen Colbert
  10. I just got my White male privilege credit card today I get 33 cents cash back on every dollar i spend.

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Privilege One Liners

Which privilege one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with privilege? I can suggest the ones about permission and luxury.

  1. Being the first to move in chess. It's a white privilege.
  2. I met a Slavic feminist once. She told me to Czech my privilege.
  3. It's not a privilege for bears to have limbs. They have the right to bear arms.
  4. What do you call a group of Karens? A privilege
  5. What do you call a Mexican with white privilege? Legal
  6. Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie? White privilege
  7. I have no empathy for those with read-only access It's my Write Privilege
  8. I call my cell phone "privilege" Because I never check it
  9. What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine? Check your privilege, sithlord
  10. Today I checked my privilege... [✔] Privilege
  11. What's the most privileged fish? A Great White shark.
  12. I am a privileged male. My wife isn't talking to me.
  13. Why does Tumblr hate root access? Because it's too privileged.
  14. What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar? Cis-Alpine Gaul.
  15. Yesterday, I was told to "check your privilege." I did. It's still there.
Privilege joke, Yesterday, I was told to "check your privilege."

Cheerful Fun Privilege Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about privilege you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean honor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make privilege pranks.

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How many tumblrinas does it take to change a lightbulb?

You may think that a burnt out bulb needs to change just because the room is too dark *for you* to see anything, so it *must* be changed, but I don't care, it's beautiful, you should respect its right to be burnt out and learn to be more accepting of darker rooms, check your filament privileges you ableist s**.... Anyone who disagrees with this is a burnt-out-bulbophobe and a darknessphobe. Thanks for being so understanding.

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Stung...

A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and Prada purse.
"I've been stung by a n**... insect of some kind," she tells the doctor, "...but I'm ashamed to tell you where."
"It's okay," says the doctor. "Our communication is privileged; I won't tell anyone."
"Okay," says the woman. "It was at Walmart."

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What did the trans-gender, pan-s**..., gender-fluid ogre say to the heterosexual male ogre?

Shrek your privilege!

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What were the British v**... Islands named for?

Having the rare privilege to not have prince andrew visit. Yet...

A group of Cytologists are arrested...

and are thrown into jail. Since these are privileged folks, they're put into a special jail where they live a single common living space, without separate rooms.
The cytologists start submitting complaints immediately to the state. Because without cells, it doesn't meet living conditions.

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h**... was the original Social Justice Warrior

Adolf h**... is the story of a failed liberal art student who blamed it on ethnicities he deemed privileged.

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Everyone has the right to be s**..., but you are abusing the privilege!

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Everyone has a right to be ugly but you a**... the privilege.

Offensive crayon ideas!

Presidential Orange
Miscarriage Maroon
Privilege White
Travel Ban Brown
Lives Matter Black
"I should have known better than to talk to him like that, these bruises are my fault" Blue

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a "politically correct" millennial that shames 6 for his "even-number privilege".

Privilege joke, What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?