The Best 8 Private Ryan Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Private Ryan jokes. There are some private ryan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these private ryan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Private Ryan Jokes and Puns

Gays in the military

If gay men were allowed in the army, Saving Private Ryan will be a lot shorter, because it wouldn't take them 3 hours to find Matt Damon.

If the characters were gay, Saving Private Ryan would have been a way shorter film.

There is no way a group of gay men would have taken 3 hours to find Matt Damon

If gay men were allowed in the army back in WWII, Saving Private Ryan would be a lot shorter...

Because there is no way it would take 3 hours for a group of gay men to find Matt Damon.

In the Army

Sergeant: "Private Ryan, I didn't see you at camouflage training yesterday!
Private: "Thank you, sergeant.

I had a dream where I was in a fight with Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Private Ryan.

I'm finally battling my Damons.


Ricky Gervais Tim Allen joke.

β€œWhat can I say about our next two presenters?” Ricky Gervais asked.

β€œThe first is an actor, producer and director whose movies have grossed over $3.5bn at the box office. He’s won two Academy Awards and three Golden Globes for his powerful and varied performances, starring in such films as Philadelphia, Forrest Gump, Castaway, Apollo 13 and Saving Private Ryan. The other... is Tim Allen.”

I saw a really good movie recently about a military man in control of a top-secret bank account

It's called "Ryan's Private Savings"

Adapt Popular Movie Titles to Make Them Pornographic

Saving Ryan's Privates
Goofellas
Supersize Me

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