Following is our collection of funny Private Ryan jokes. There are some private ryan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these private ryan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
If gay men were allowed in the army, Saving Private Ryan will be a lot shorter, because it wouldn't take them 3 hours to find Matt Damon.
There is no way a group of gay men would have taken 3 hours to find Matt Damon
Because there is no way it would take 3 hours for a group of gay men to find Matt Damon.
Sergeant: "Private Ryan, I didn't see you at camouflage training yesterday!
Private: "Thank you, sergeant.
I'm finally battling my Damons.
“What can I say about our next two presenters?” Ricky Gervais asked.
“The first is an actor, producer and director whose movies have grossed over $3.5bn at the box office. He’s won two Academy Awards and three Golden Globes for his powerful and varied performances, starring in such films as Philadelphia, Forrest Gump, Castaway, Apollo 13 and Saving Private Ryan. The other... is Tim Allen.”
It's called "Ryan's Private Savings"
Saving Ryan's Privates
Goofellas
Supersize Me
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