Private Jet Jokes
23 private jet jokes and hilarious private jet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about private jet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Private Jet Short Jokes
Short private jet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The private jet humour may include short air plane jokes also.
- I like to tell girls I have my own private jet But I always forget to mention that my mom owns the rest of the jacuzzi
- How could the footwear exec afford a mansion, a yacht, and a private jet? He was on a real shoestring budget.
- The King of Spain has sequestered himself on his private jet until his Covid-19 results come back The reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.
- I can afford to hire a private jet but I prefer to fly British Airways. It keeps me grounded.
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Private Jet One Liners
Which private jet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with private jet? I can suggest the ones about fighter jet and airplane.
- I've got my own private jet... ...but the rest of the jacuzzi belongs to my mom.
- I have my own private jet. The rest of the jaccuzi belongs to my roommate.
- I have my own private jet But my mum owns the rest of the jacuzzi.
- I got a private jet. Rest of the jacuzzi belong to my Dad.
- At an age of 24, Penchal —The Young CEO of Pen Groups bought his New Private jet
- What has four legs and is always ready to travel? A zebra with a private jet.
Private Jet Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about private jet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean passenger plane jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make private jet pranks.
Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom..
Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom.
The other three guys start talking about how succesful their sons are.
Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a cardealership and just gave his best friend a Ferarri.
Guy 2: Thats nothing, my son owns an airliner and just gave his best friend a private jet
Guy 3: Well my son is more success than that, he owns an architecture firm and just gave his best friend a castle
Guy 4 walks out of the bathroom and walks over to the other 3 guys
Guy 4: Hey guys what are we talking about
Guy 1: Oh, we are talking about how successful our sons are
Guy 4:Well, my son is a Gay stripper
Guy 2: You must be so dissappointed with what he's done with his life
Guy 4: Actually, he is doing very well for himself. He just got a Ferrari, a jet, and a caste from his three boyfriends.
So there were 4 people on a private jet
Oprah Winfrey, Donald trump, Barack obama, and this little girl.
In the middle of there flight, the engine shuts down and and there going to c**....
So Oprah Winfrey says the world needs me and grabs a parachute and jumps off.
Then Donald trump grabs a parachute and jumps off without saying anything.
Then there's only one parachute left.
Barack Obama says to the girl, little girl, you are the future to our country, you take the last parachute.
Then the little girl says actually there's two left.
Barack Obama says how ?
Then the little girl says because trump just took my school backpack.
4 Guys walk into a bar and get on the subject of their successful sons...
...The first man says My son's so successful he bought his friend a Ferrari. That's cool, the second man says but my son is so successful he bought his friend a private jet. The third guy says That's pretty nice of them but my son bought his friend a deluxe yacht. The third guy turns to the fourth and says what does your son do for a living? The fourth man says my son is a gay stripper. You must be disappointed the third man said. No, I'm proud of him, he has already gotten a Ferrari, a private jet and a deluxe yacht.
So a rich Blonde is...
Flying over the Everglades when her private jet has a malfunction and crashes.
Having survived the c**... she graps her designer bag, puts on her $1000 shoes and stumbles over to the exit where the captain is opening the door.
taking one look over the wild swamp outside she first looks desidedly unhappy but to the captains surprise she then lightens up, turns to him and smiles.
"Oh, Well. at least they got rescue boats from LaCoste"
A heart transplant
A patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, "We have 3 possible donors; the 1st is a young, healthy athlete who died in a car accident, the 2nd is a 35 year old businessman who never drank or smoked and who died flying his private jet. The 3rd is an attorney who died after practicing law for 30 years. Which do you want?"
"I'll take the lawyer's heart," said the patient.
After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the donor he did. "It was easy," said the patient, "I wanted a heart that hadn't been used."
A couple are having dinner in an upscale restaurant
A beautiful young woman walks up to their table, kisses the man on the cheek, runs her hand down his arm, says, "See you later, sweetheart," and walks away.
The wife is stunned. "Who was that?"
"Oh, that was Janine. She's my mistress."
"That's it! I'm not going to let you humiliate me like this. I want a divorce."
"Don't be hasty, dear. I love you very much, and want to stay together. She's just harmless entertainment."
"I'm serious."
"Think about it for a minute. We have a prenup, and it's airtight. If we divorce, you won't be broke, but there certainly won't be any more shopping trips to Paris, or private jets, or staff at your beck and call. You'll have to pick one house and stick to it."
She doesn't say anything for a while, then she notices a friend of theirs across the room.
"Isn't that Steve from the club?"
"Yes, I believe it is."
"Who's he with?"
"Looks like that's his mistress, Laura."
"Ours is prettier."
Successful Sons.
Four friends met up for a game of golf, and while one man went to grab a drink, the other three men spoke about how successful their sons are.
Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a car dealership and just gave his best friend a Ferarri.
Guy 2: Thats nothing, my son owns an airliner and just gave his best friend a private jet
Guy 3: Well my son is more success than that, he owns an architecture firm and just gave his best friend a castle
Guy 4 walks back to the group of the other 3 guys
Guy 4: Hey guys what are we talking about
Guy 1: Oh, we are talking about how successful our sons are
Guy 4:Well, my son is a Gay stripper
Guy 2: You must be so disappointed with what he's done with his life
Guy 4: Actually, he is doing very well for himself. He just got a Ferrari, a jet, and a castle from his three boyfriends.