The Best 19 Private Investigators Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Private Investigators jokes. There are some private investigators jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these private investigators puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Private Investigators Jokes and Puns

What is another name for a gynocoloist ?

A private investigator.

I've got a friend who's a female private investigator.

Or gynecologist, as she likes to be called.

My friend always tells everyone that he's a private investigator,

but within our group of friends we know he's just a gynecologist.

What's the difference between a hired detective and a Gynecologist?

Ones a Private Investigator, the others a Privates Investigator

What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!


I enrolled to online Private Investigator Course but they are not answering...

I'm not sure if they just ignoring me or this is my first case...

Private Investigator

"Mr. Johnson, I've been doing some digging, and your wife has been having sex with another man for about two weeks."

"What?! My wife died three weeks ago."

"Yeah. I SAID I've been doing some digging."

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(At a fancy diner with wife and her friend)
Wife's friend: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: I'm a private investigator
Wife: Kieth, you're allowed to say gynecologist
Me: People are eating, Linda!

I hired a private investigator but he spent two days staring at my hedges

Turned out he was a privet investigator.

What do you call a curious sex worker?

Private Investigator.

I'm the leader of a group of shoddy private investigators.

I'm a directive defective detective.

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I'm starting a business in Indiana; we do paternity tests and private investigations.

It's called "Hoosier Daddy and What Does He Do?"

WHAT DO YOU CALL A PRIVATE DETECTIVE THAT ONLY WORKS IN THE SWAMP?

An investiGATOR!

Gynaecologist

aka female private investigator

Did you hear about the mishap at the Asia Summit?

The Chinese government is seeking answers after the recent Beijing Conference. Apparently, several of Obama's and Putin's private bodyguards were the last to use one of the royal toilets before it was reported clogged.

Obama announced that he will ask congress to create a commission to investigate the incident while Putin denies that his forces ever entered the bathroom.

I'm not a stalker, I'm just an unpaid private investigator.

What does a P.I. and a gynocologist have in common?

They are both private investigators.

I have a meeting with a private investigator in less than an hour.

Can someone tell me where Cognito is?

I just hired a private investigator to find out what I do all day.


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We suggest to use only working private investigators piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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