Private Detective Jokes
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I am meeting with a private detective in one hour...
Can someone please tell me where Cognito is?
What's the difference between a hired detective and a Gynecologist?
Ones a Private Investigator, the others a Privates Investigator
Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?
It's his private eye.
I'm the leader of a group of shoddy private investigators.
I'm a directive defective detective.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PRIVATE DETECTIVE THAT ONLY WORKS IN THE SWAMP?
An investiGATOR!
What education should a private detective have?
Elementary, my dear Watson.
A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.
The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions.
"Was he tall or was he short?"
The businessman replies, "Both!"
A husband hires a private detective to find out if his wife is cheating on him.
The detective reports back and says he discovered, unfortunately, that she is.
"What happened?" asks the husband
"She went to a hotel and waited in the bar area. On three different occasions men came up to her, handed her $50 and she would give them a key. 5 minutes later she would disappear upstairs somewhere and then return after a while."
"Oh my god, d... do you think... Shes a p**...? " asks the husband.
"I thought it was pretty obvious", says the detective, "but after the last fella came back down, I made sure."
"You confronted him?"
"No, I gave her $50."
What do you call a private detective agency and a glory hole?
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