The Best 22 Privacy Policy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Privacy Policy jokes. There are some privacy policy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these privacy policy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Privacy Policy Jokes and Puns

My son came home as I was taking his door off it's hinges and asked Dad what are you doing?

We've updated our privacy policy

Roses are red, sorry for the Hypocrisy

But hey, we've updated our privacy policy

What doesn't the US government update it's privacy policy?

You need to have one first before you updated it.

The last man on Earth was sitting alone in a room, when all of a sudden his phone rang...

We've updated our privacy policy.

Teleports behind you

We've updated our Privacy & Policy

My roommate recently started having much louder sex with his girlfriend. "What changed?" I asked.

"We've updated our privacy policy."

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody's around to hear it

Does it still let everyone know it updated its privacy policy?

Today, my girlfriend has agreed that we can do everything in bed now.

She accepted my updated privacy policy without reading.

I like my privacy policy updates like I like my women

All talk and zero action

*Opens box of cereal*

We've updated our privacy policy.

My wife wasn't too thrilled

When I cursed at Ashley Madison for updating their privacy policy.

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I'd tell you a secret, but...

I too have updated my privacy policy.

God does 24 * 7 * ∞ surveillance... at least he doesn't bother us with updating His Privacy Policy

Hey guys something new came up!!!!!

We updated our privacy policy.

You know why North Korea won't meet for the nuclear summit?

They haven't updated their privacy policy.

The NSA's privacy policy

[...] NSA is committed to protecting your privacy and will collect no personal information about you unless you choose to provide that information to us. [...]

She : I'm breaking up with you because I love another guy Me : since when? She : 6 months Me : why didn't you tell me then?

She : we have updated our privacy policy

A bottle washes onto the shore on a deserted island...

*opens bottle*

We've updated our Privacy Policy

I came home from work one day and my wife was putting cardboard over the windows, I said babe what are you doing?

She said We've updated our privacy policy

You have a new email!

"we've updated our privacy policy"

First time posting here. No idea if I did it right.


We have updated our privacy policy.

Did you hear about our privacy policy?

We've updated it.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the privacy policy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working privacy policy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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