Prius Jokes

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Funniest Prius Short Jokes

Short prius jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prius humour may include short drive jokes also.

1. A Prius just tried to race me from a stop sign. I totally had it for the first 100 feet... But I can only walk so fast.
2. I got pulled over for speeding in my Prius The cop didn't give me a ticket. He just wanted to know how I did it.
3. So I was in a race against a Prius the other day. I kept up for the first 100ft but I can only walk so fast...
4. Why does the toyota Prius have more accidents on record than any other car? It's really hard to drive safe while patting yourself on the back.
5. Where did this concept of kidnappers using white vans come from? I mean, I just use my Prius, stop being so stereotypical, jeez.
6. I use to own a Pontiac Trans Am, then I got a Honda Civic, and now I have a Toyota Prius That is my Auto-biography.
7. Why is owning a Prius difficult? It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.
8. A vegan, an Italian and a Prius owner walk into a bar. I know this because they told me when they walked in the door.
9. Hey girl, are you a Toyota Prius? Because when I'm inside of you I'm not quite sure if you're turned on or not.
   ...somebody date me.
10. Did you hear about the new hybrid car? It's a cross between the Prius and the Prizm. They call it the priapism.

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Prius One Liners

Which prius one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prius? I can suggest the ones about sedan and vehicle.

1. I beat a Prius today... Thank goodness I had on my running shoes.
2. Why did the cave buy a Prius? He heard somewhere that it was echo-friendly...
3. Yo mama so fat! Her Prius gets 12mpg.
4. What do you call a Mexican driving a Prius? A Green Bean!
5. My GF says I drive aggressively. I drive a Prius.
6. What do you call a Hasbro Prius? A Toy Yoda.
7. How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Cut the brake lines on his Prius.
8. In what country was the angry Prius built in? Madatagascar
9. From what era did the hybrid Tyranasaur originate from? The Prius-storic period!
10. What is Gods favorite car? A Prius.
11. When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
12. What did the prius get at the Chinese restaurant? One ton soup
13. What's a blind mans worst fear ? A prius
14. Girl, are you Prius cuz I'm not getting any sign that you're turned on
15. If a Prius goes into a drift... Does that mean it's the electric slide?

Toyota Prius Jokes

Here is a list of funny toyota prius jokes and even better toyota prius puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If I buy a Prius, I'll make sure to put a bobblehead Yoda figurine on the dash Then I'll have a toy Yoda in my Toyota.
• So I heard Toyota has been focusing less on their hybrid cars They've put them on low prius

Happy Prius Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about prius you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dealership jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make prius pranks.