The Best 26 Prius Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prius jokes. There are some prius honda jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 Funniest Prius Jokes and Puns

What do you call a Mexican driving a Prius?

A Green Bean!

Yo mama so fat!

Her Prius gets 12mpg.

So I was in a race against a Prius the other day.

I kept up for the first 100ft but I can only walk so fast...

Prius joke, So I was in a race against a Prius the other day.

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

I just seen a prius try his time on a quarter mile at the drag strip.

Ill update when hes done.

I saw a Prius crash into a Subaru Outback the other day...

There was granola everywhere.

Yesterday I got into an accident with a prius...

Yesterday I was on the highway and rear ended a prius.
We both pulled over and a dwarf gets out of the prius.
He walks up to my car and says "Hey mister, I'm not happy!"
I say "then which one are you?"

Prius joke, Yesterday I got into an accident with a prius...

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Cut the brake lines on his Prius.

A Prius just tried to race me from a stop sign. I totally had it for the first 100 feet...

But I can only walk so fast.

What do you call a Hasbro Prius?

A Toy Yoda.

Hey girl, are you a Toyota Prius?

Because when I'm inside of you I'm not quite sure if you're turned on or not.

...somebody date me.

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Where did this concept of kidnappers using white vans come from?

I mean, I just use my Prius, stop being so stereotypical, jeez.

I beat a Prius today...

Thank goodness I had on my running shoes.

Did you hear about the new hybrid car?

It's a cross between the Prius and the Prizm. They call it the priapism.

My GF says I drive aggressively.

I drive a Prius.

A Prius owner, a vegan and a mother of 3 kids walk into a bar

We know this, because they told everybody.

Prius joke, A Prius owner, a vegan and a mother of 3 kids walk into a bar

What did the interracial couple name their child?

Prius, because it's a hybrid.

A vegan, an Italian and a Prius owner walk into a bar.

I know this because they told me when they walked in the door.

Why did the cave buy a Prius?

He heard somewhere that it was echo-friendly...

Scott Prius resigns...

Scott Pruitt resigns from EPA today siting intense pressure from Trump administration to change his last name to Prius ...

If I buy a Prius, I'll make sure to put a bobblehead Yoda figurine on the dash

Then I'll have a toy Yoda in my Toyota.

I just realized I never told my wife about the car I had before we met

It was a Prius.

(It's ok, my wife didn't laugh at my joke either)

the next big profession

**hipster driving a Prius:** is this more efficient than hyrid and electric?
**hipster riding a horse:** that's what the salesman told me.

In what country was the angry Prius built in?


My Prius had an oil leak

Had to pay for a tampon to stop it up

I use to own a Pontiac Trans Am, then I got a Honda Civic, and now I have a Toyota Prius

That is my Auto-biography.

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