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I hate playing monopoly with my dad
In prison, you have a chance at getting a reach around
first new prisoner pipes up "i'm in for murder"
the other two ask him "what did you get?"
"20-life"
second prisoner "i'm in for burglary and rape"
"what did you get?"
"10-15"
third jailbird "i'm in for burning illegal immigrants"
"what did you get?"
"10 to the gallon!"
Prison rape.
I beat him off.
In fact, there's nothing funny about the American penile system.
They finally decided on a high tech solution- an anti-slip soap bar with an internal combustion engine equipped with state of the art artificial engine that would fly the soap back to the prisoner's hand even if it somehow falls down.
The Russian wardens too found a solution- shower gel.
Three farmers were in prison.
One asks another what he did. He replies that he stole trailer load of wheat and got 1 year. He asks what the first farmer did. He said that he stole a lorry load of barley and got 2 years.
He then asks what the third farmer was in for. Rape, the third farmer replies. Shocked, the first farmer exclaimed "Christ, how much did you steal?!"
I heard it's the best place to experience it.
When they're in an inmate mate
He was sent to prison for rape.
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Because sex cells.
Both of them would get raped in prison.
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