Which is nice because we might finally get to see a mumble rapper completing a sentence
Cause you know he is actually guilty.
That priest is in prison now.
But when I got out of prison, it was totally worth it
It's just heartbreaking knowing he will never finish his sentence.
And three years later, that priest went to prison.
But to others, it's a whole sentence
And three years later, that priest went to prison.
Before leaving, she tells a correction officer:
"You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted!"
The officer laughs, saying:
"Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his own cell!"
"Bullshit! He just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months!"
"If you ever come close to me, I'll fucking skin you alive. When we're sleeping, you don't fucking touch me. You hear me? Don't ever talk to me, either."
"Fucking great." I thought, "First day in here and I'm already married."
before he could finish his sentence.
He reminded her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected President until after he had served 27 years in prison.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
I want everyone to know I'm the powerhouse of the cell.
Guard: I'm not mad, just........disappointed.
Remember, kids, never let your guard down.
I'd have enough money to bail my ass out of prison.
can't wait to get out of prison.
But now that I'm out of prison I can honestly say that it was worth it.
You know he actually did it.
Nelson Mandela became President after 27 years in prison.
A little boy yelled back at him, "that's nothing, I'm four!"
I fucking hate prison.
...but apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
Because they had no bars on their cells!
Needless to say, he was shocked.
And the day of their execution has come.
The warden turns the first prisoner and asks, "Any last requests?"
"I'd really like to hear the Macarena one last time," he replies.
The warden nods. "Very well. And you?"
he asks the second prisoner.
"Kill me first."
They'd be called CELLFIES
I'll see myself out.
...they spent another 2hrs talking outside.
And I happened to be walking around when it happened. It had a huge wall, and I saw someone climbing down from it. Turns out I knew the guy, he's a famous midget con artist that I ratted out. As he climbed down, he gave me this wretched look.
It was a little condescending.
They both turn o into an O .
because you know he's guilty.
But it's a terrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
You'll go to prison for a very long time.
I fucking hate prison.
A nice thing to hear in church. And a horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
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