The Best 35 Prism Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prism jokes. There are some prism honk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prism brightness puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Prism Jokes and Puns

Where do naughty rays of light go?


(Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Where do bad rainbows go?


Only a light sentence

Why can't we see black light rays?

Cause they're all in prism.

Prism joke, Why can't we see black light rays?

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

Where did the square go after killing the triangle?

To prism.

Where do bad rainbows go?


Where do evil mathematicians go?


Prism joke, Where do evil mathematicians go?

Where do bad rainbows go?

Prism. But don't worry it's only a light sentence.

White light hates passing through a prism.

It shows its true colors.

Where does bad light end up?

in prism

So this ray of light broke bad.

It was put in prism.

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Where does light go when it breaks the law?

To Prism.

Where does light go to jail?


Why are rainbows always happy?

Because they just got out of prism.

What happens to a rainbow when it breaks the law?

It goes through the prism system

What happens when a triangle breaks the law?

They go to prism!

Prism joke, What happens when a triangle breaks the law?

Where do you go when you're white and caught speeding, then get separated into different colours only to come out bent and totally different to how you came in?


Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?


Where do bad lenses get sent to?

To prism.

(Credit to my wife, she works in optometry)

Where do bad rainbows come from?


Where does the 3D shape go when it murders someone?


What's the difference between jail and prism?

In a prism only white goes in but all the colors come out

Where does bad light go?

Into a prism.

I've just been sentenced to 6 months in prism

It'll give me a chance to reflect

What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

A rainbow is doing a drug deal...

The cops pull up and the rainbow yells "I don't want to go back to prism!"

A guy changes a lamp; he's a man of action

A dude holds a prism in front of that lit lamp; a man of refraction

Physicist arrested for crimes against refraction.

He got 20 years in prism.

What do you do with unruly shapes?

You put them in prism

Finally an international statesman supports Prism

....Kim Jong Un says it's a great idea.

Where do naughty rainbows go?


Where do you find black light?

In prism

Where do the light end up?

In prism. xD

I've messed up, I'm gonna be arrested for crimes against light...

I'm gonna be sent to the state prism!

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prism turquoise jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working prism ultraviolet piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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