The Best 5 Pripyat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pripyat jokes. There are some pripyat looney jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pripyat kiev puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pripyat Jokes and Puns

I live in Pripyat and I just finished watching Chernobyl

And I gotta say I counted 17 inaccuracies on my right hand alone.

Why did the hipster die in Pripyat?

He went into reactor 4 before it was cool

We have an old saying in Pripyat...

Take the cat by the horns!

Why shouldn't you buy trousers in Pripyat?

Chernobyl fallout.

My new tour company

Started a company giving tours of the city of Pripyat, business isn't booming yet but I have received several glowing reviews


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pripyat ukraine jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pripyat cheapskates piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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