The Best 8 Priority Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Priority jokes. There are some priority investigation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these priority subs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Priority Jokes and Puns

I offer my kids $500 for every A on their report card.It sends the message that education is a priority in our household.

And it costs me absolutely nothing since my kids aren't that bright.

What's a horse's top priority when voting?

A stable economy.

the fourth!

Remember - the liquor stores are closed tomorrow so buy your fifth for the fourth on the third right this second as your first priority!

A man once got locked inside a mailbox. Everyone rushed for his rescue,

Because he was a priority male.

Did you hear about the fire at the hemp factory?

It was high priority for the firefighters to get there.


We decided to call our dog 'low priority bugs'

That way people will understand why we don't plan to get him fixed.

Thanks to o2 priority I'm more than rich..

Melania's 1st priority as First Lady...

Find moose and squirrel!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the priority voted jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working priority emphasis piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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