The Best 15 Priorities Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Priorities jokes. There are some priorities corrections jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these priorities focus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Priorities Jokes and Puns

Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap

He was high on my list of priorities

My friend used my todo list to roll a blunt

He's high on my list of priorities

Why Did it Take so Long to Legalize Gay Marriage?

Because their priorities weren't straight.

Priorities joke, Why Did it Take so Long to Legalize Gay Marriage?

At the box office this weekend Predator took first place and The Nun took second.

Coincidently, that's how the Catholic Church ranks it's priorities.

I have a joke about priorities...

...but I have other jokes to tell first.

My stoner friend rolled a joint using a page from my agenda notebook.

He is high on my list of priorities.

I thought 2020 would have a lot of jokes about vision

in hindsight with everything going on that was the last of their priorities

Priorities joke, I thought 2020 would have a lot of jokes about vision

This guy stopped me in the street.

"Sir," he said, "have you got a few minutes to complete a survey on priorities?"

I said, "Yes," and walked away.

The Infinity Gauntlet was for the left hand

Even Thanos had priorities.

In the box office this weekend, The Predator took first place followed by The Nun in second...

Which is coincidentally the same way the Catholic Church ranks their priorities.

My stoner friend didn't have any rolling papers so he asked if he could use my to-do list.

He was high on my list of priorities.

You can explore priorities tasks reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean priorities millenium dad jokes. There are also priorities puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

"Honey, I just got into a terrible bike accident..

... So I don't think I can pick up the groceries on the way home. I think I broke my legs and maybe even a fractured rib. I'm bleeding all over too. Diane is bringing me to the hospital right now."

"Who's Diane?"

Girl's priorities.

My wife has been mad at me lately because she says I need to get my priorities straight...

I told her we can talk about it after this episode of Spongebob.


Being broke after paying bills is called taking care of priorities but being broke because you lazy is a personal choice


will work for food

will do anything for drugs

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the priorities titan jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working priorities casualty piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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