Priorities Jokes

Funniest Priorities Short Jokes

Short priorities jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The priorities humour may include short time management jokes also.

1. At the box office this weekend Predator took first place and The Nun took second. Coincidently, that's how the Catholic Church ranks it's priorities.
2. I thought 2020 would have a lot of jokes about vision in hindsight with everything going on that was the last of their priorities
3. This guy stopped me in the street. "Sir," he said, "have you got a few minutes to complete a survey on priorities?"
   I said, "Yes," and walked away.
4. the fourth! Remember - the liquor stores are closed tomorrow so buy your fifth for the fourth on the third right this second as your first priority!
5. My wife has been mad at me lately because she says I need to get my priorities straight... I told her we can talk about it after this episode of Spongebob.
6. A man once got locked inside a mailbox. Everyone rushed for his rescue, Because he was a priority male.
7. We decided to call our dog 'low priority bugs' That way people will understand why we don't plan to get him fixed.
8. Priorities Being broke after paying bills is called taking care of priorities but being broke because you lazy is a personal choice

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Priorities One Liners

Which priorities one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with priorities? I can suggest the ones about urgent and agenda.

1. My friend used my todo list to roll a blunt He's high on my list of priorities
2. I have a joke about priorities... ...but I have other jokes to tell first.
3. The Infinity Gauntlet was for the left hand Even Thanos had priorities.
4. Thanks to o2 priority I'm more than rich..
5. Melania's 1st priority as First Lady... Find moose and squirrel!
6. priorities will work for food
   will do anything for drugs
7. If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
8. CrazyRussianHacker teaching s**... ed Remember. Safety is number 1 priority

Uproarious Priorities Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about priorities you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean important jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make priorities pranks.