Priorities Jokes

Funniest Priorities Short Jokes

Short priorities jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The priorities humour may include short time management jokes also.

1. I offer my kids $500 for every A on their report card.It sends the message that education is a priority in our household. And it costs me absolutely nothing since my kids aren't that bright.
2. Why Did it Take so Long to Legalize Gay Marriage? Because their priorities weren't straight.
3. At the box office this weekend Predator took first place and The Nun took second. Coincidently, that's how the Catholic Church ranks it's priorities.
4. I thought 2020 would have a lot of jokes about vision in hindsight with everything going on that was the last of their priorities
5. This guy stopped me in the street. "Sir," he said, "have you got a few minutes to complete a survey on priorities?"
   I said, "Yes," and walked away.
6. the fourth! Remember - the liquor stores are closed tomorrow so buy your fifth for the fourth on the third right this second as your first priority!
7. In the box office this weekend, The Predator took first place followed by The Nun in second... Which is coincidentally the same way the Catholic Church ranks their priorities.
8. My wife has been mad at me lately because she says I need to get my priorities straight... I told her we can talk about it after this episode of Spongebob.
9. A man once got locked inside a mailbox. Everyone rushed for his rescue, Because he was a priority male.
10. We decided to call our dog 'low priority bugs' That way people will understand why we don't plan to get him fixed.

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Priorities One Liners

Which priorities one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with priorities? I can suggest the ones about urgent and agenda.

1. My friend used my todo list to roll a blunt He's high on my list of priorities
2. What's a horse's number one priority when voting? The stable economy!
3. I have a joke about priorities... ...but I have other jokes to tell first.
4. What's a horse's top priority when voting? A stable economy.
5. The Infinity Gauntlet was for the left hand Even Thanos had priorities.
6. Ok I got one, What is a horses top priority when voting?
   A stable economy
7. Thanks to o2 priority I'm more than rich..
8. Melania's 1st priority as First Lady... Find moose and squirrel!
9. priorities will work for food
   will do anything for drugs
10. If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
11. My s**... friend used my to-do list as rolling paper Now he's high on list of priorities
12. CrazyRussianHacker teaching s**... ed Remember. Safety is number 1 priority

Uproarious Priorities Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about priorities you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean important jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make priorities pranks.