Print Jokes

• Short Print Jokes
• Print One Liners
• 3d Print Jokes
• Small Print Jokes
• Fine Print Jokes
• Leopard Print Jokes
• Animal Print Jokes
• More Print Jokes

Funniest Print Short Jokes

Short print jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The print humour may include short paper jokes also.

1. My grandad asked me how to print on his computer... I told him it's Ctrl-P. He says he hasn't been able to do that for ages.
2. My friend was bragging his new 3D printer can print a gun. I wasn't impressed, I've had a Canon printer for years!
3. My friend claims he can print a Gun using his 3D Printer. I'm not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.
4. I think Unilever should print little government conspiracies on their cotton swabs. They could call them Q tips
5. Why do swedish battleships have barcodes printed on the sides? So that when they return to port they can scandinavyin.
6. The waitress told me I could ask her 'anything about the menu' What a liar. She had no idea who printed it or where the paper came from.
7. I went to a job interview at EA The interviewer, after reading my CV, said:
   "I see that this CV was clearly printed on two pages, but I only have one. Where's the other one?"
   "Page two is 19.99$"
8. I've invented a machine that prints money. I programmed it to make coins, but for some reason it keeps printing dollar bills....
   It makes no cents.
9. How do you find Will Smith in the Snow? I don't know. Just look for the Fresh prints! Ha ha.
   He's also black.
10. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prints.
    (Compliments of my teenager)

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Print One Liners

Which print one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with print? I can suggest the ones about display and presentation.

1. How do you follow Will Smith in a snow storm? You follow the fresh prints.
2. What does Chris Rock have on his face right now? Fresh prints!
3. What did the python say when he came out of his shell? Print("Hello World!")
4. Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
5. What was a python's first words? print("s" \* 10)
6. how can you find will smith in the snow? look for fresh prints
7. What's the best way to hunt Will Smith? Look for the fresh prints
8. How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? Look for the fresh prints
9. How do you end a prayer to the noodle God? Ramen.
10. You know how to find Will Smith in the snow, don't you? Just look for the fresh prints.
11. Why does Donald Trump print his emails? He's never been keen on fax
12. What do you use to plan a haunted house? Boo prints. :)
13. If you were a font, you'd be extra fine print Because you're hard to read
14. Yo mama so fat The photo I took with her on xmass is still printing
15. I've got a 3D printer But it only prints pieces of paper.

3d Print Jokes

Here is a list of funny 3d print jokes and even better 3d print puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk.. He said "Wow.. Cool! You 3D printed the save icon!"
• Why couldn't the man 3D printing his face control his excitement? He was getting a head of himself
• It's not a big deal that people are now printing guns using 3D printers I have had a Canon printer for years.
• I 3D printed a tree branch today It's PLA stick
• Why couldn't the surgeon 3D print a new pair of lungs? He ran out of tissue paper.
• I have at last fulfilled my dream of becoming arms dealer... ... by selling 3D printed prosthetic limbs for the needy.
• I would never buy a plastic 3D printed car Unless it came with ABS.
• Buy a 3D printer Print a 3D printer
  return the 3D printer
• Why would you worry about 3D printed guns Its not like the plastic bullet would kill you
• Today I found an old floppy disc and showed it to my 12 yo brother. His response was: "Why would you 3D print the save icon?".

Small Print Jokes

Here is a list of funny small print jokes and even better small print puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Boss: If I knew your writing was so small I'd never have hired you Me: Well it was on my resume, you should have read the small print
• I don't trust opticians Too much small print
• I don't trust dentists Too much small print
• I was caught m**... in the library over the small print of laws and local regulations.... .....I got off on a technicality
• TIFU by ordering a 6-inch instead of a footlong. I should read the small print more carefully on the male e**... pages.

Fine Print Jokes

Here is a list of funny fine print jokes and even better fine print puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Looks like the UK didn't read the fine print when cutting off ties with the EU... You Brexit, you bought it.
• I handed a blind guy a sheet of sandpaper. He said he couldn't read the fine print.
• Why do eye doctors make such great scam artists? Nobody can read the fine print.
• So two typefaces are in a s**... club... one says to the other, 'damn, thats some fine print.'

Leopard Print Jokes

Here is a list of funny leopard print jokes and even better leopard print puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A complete list of things that look awesome with leopard-print: Leopards. that's it.

Animal Print Jokes

Here is a list of funny animal print jokes and even better animal print puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Rules for wearing animal print yoga pants: 1. Weigh less than the animals they represent
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• Girls really shouldn't wear animal print clothing... ...if they're bigger than the said animal.

Charming Humor Print Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about print you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean published jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make print pranks.