The Best 22 Printers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Printers jokes. There are some printers print jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these printers fax puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Printers Jokes and Puns

A black guy in a library asked me where the colored printers were.

I said, "Dude, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."

I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers...

I said, "Dude, it's 2016 you can use any printer you want."

I was in the library the other day when a black man came up to me and asked me where the colored printers were?

I replied, "Dude, it's 2018, you can use whatever printer you want."

I was sitting in the library...

I was sitting in the library when a black guy came up to me, asking "Where are the colored printers?" I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

Why are old printers so musical?

Because they are prone to jamming.


What do you call someone who doesn't care about printers?

No fax given.

So I was in the library the other day...

My black friend comes over and ask me where the color printers were at. I looked up and said "it's 2015 man you can use whatever printer you want".

Printers joke, So I was in the library the other day...

A guy walks into a Kinkos and asks, "Do you have any colored printers?"

To which the clerk responds, "It's 2016 man. You can use any printer you want."

What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

What happens to printers that perform miracles?

They get Canonized.

3-D printers

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I'm pretty excited," the guy tells the bartender. "I just got one of those 3D printers. They say I can even make a gun on it." "Ha, I'm not impressed," the bartender scoffs. "I've had a canon printer for years."

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What printers do they use on board the Enterprise?

Hewlett Pickards

After a very successful heist, a thief treats his two close friends to a sumptuous meal at a fancy restaurant.

Friend A: "You've walked away with millions?? By stealing from a printer company? How on earth did you pull that off??!"

Friend B: "You must've had to drive out an entire truckload of printers to make that much!"

Thief: "It was actually a lot easier than that. I just walked out with all my pockets filled with ink cartridges."

It's not a big deal that people are now printing guns using 3D printers

I have had a Canon printer for years.

At my optometrist I was shown pictures of printers, external hard drives, monitors, and the like.

They said they were testing my peripheral vision.

Was volunteering in the library on MLK Day...

Was volunteering in the library on MLK Day behind the help desk when a black guy asks where the colored printers are.

I said, "it's MLK day 2018, you can use whichever printer you want!"

Printers joke, Was volunteering in the library on MLK Day...

While dogs can smell fear

Printers can smell deadlines

amid mounting investigations, the White House changed all printers to use 8.5x14 size paper...

...so they could right away answer "Yes", if investigators were to find hidden documents and ask "is this legal?"

My college still practices segregation.

We have two types of printers, colored and black and white.


Broken printers...

That's my jam.

Why do printers hate Bob Marley?

Cuz he's Jam-makin'

Why are all printers suicidal?

They were born to dye.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the printers photocopier jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working printers compress piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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