Printer Jokes
126 printer jokes and hilarious printer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about printer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a good laugh? Check out this article for some of the funniest printer jokes around! From jokes about a fax machine that won't print to printers that don't understand 3D files, find out why Dell and Canon are laughing themselves silly.
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Funniest Printer Short Jokes
Short printer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The printer humour may include short paper jokes also.
- A black guy in an library asked me where the colored printer was I said "Sir, this is 2019. You can use any printer you want".
- My friend claims he can build a gun using his new 3D printer, but I'm not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.
- A black guy in a library asked me where the colored printers were. I said, "Dude, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."
- My friend was bragging his new 3D printer can print a gun. I wasn't impressed, I've had a Canon printer for years!
- I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers... I said, "Dude, it's 2016 you can use any printer you want."
- So I was at the Library today .. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied "Man its 2016 you can use any printer!"
- I was in the library the other day when a black man came up to me and asked me where the colored printers were? I replied, "Dude, it's 2018, you can use whatever printer you want."
- How do you turn a three-dimensional printer into a four-dimensional printer? Just give it time.
- 3d-printers are now making guns. Pffft, that's nothing!
I've had a Canon printer for years. - A black man asks a white man where the colored printer is. The white man smiles and says, "My friend, in this day and age, you can use any printer."
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Printer One Liners
Which printer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with printer? I can suggest the ones about writer and printing press.
- How do you turn a 3D printer into a 4D printer? Just give it time.
- I can hear music coming out of my printer... I think the papers jammin' again
- My HP printer died today It was like a Brother to me.
- A black kid asked me if there was a colored printer in the library...
- I heard Reggae music coming from my printer. The paper was jammin'
- What do horror movies and printer ink have in common? The black one always dies first.
- "Why is there music coming out of your printer?" "That will be the paper jamming again!"
- How do you make a 4D printer? Just take a 3D printer and give it some time.
- Why are old printers so musical? Because they are prone to jamming.
- What do you call someone who doesn't care about printers? No fax given.
- What does the White House call a broken printer? Alternative Fax.
- I was wondering why my printer made music. Turns out it was just jamming.
- Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley? Cause it's always Jammin'
- I named my printer Bob Marley... Because it's always jammin'...
:D - I was wondering why music was coming from my printer Apparently, the paper was jamming
3d Printer Jokes
Here is a list of funny 3d printer jokes and even better 3d printer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My friend claims he can print a Gun using his 3D Printer. I'm not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.
- What's the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer? The former is a ladder and the latter is a former.
- My friend keeps bragging that he can make a gun using his 3D printer, but I'm not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.
- I've got a 3D printer But it only prints pieces of paper.
- It's not a big deal that people are now printing guns using 3D printers I have had a Canon printer for years.
- "Dad, I'm a 3D printer." "Shut up and close the toilet door!"
- Buy a 3D printer Print a 3D printer
return the 3D printer - I heard the elves at Santa's workshop hot box the workshop every Saturday and just let a 3d printer do all the work. Though it's not surprising since the North Pole is already known as a chill place.
- Home lasik with laser engraver? I've just thought of a great new way to use your 3D printer with a laser engraver attachment.
Home lasik! - From what I've seen 3d printers print more than d d d.
Printer Ink Jokes
Here is a list of funny printer ink jokes and even better printer ink puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I let some of my friends use my high quality printer from Spain. When I told them where it was from, they all gasped in shock. Because no-one expects the Spanish ink precision!
- Unexpected She: Why is your shirt smudged with ink blots?
He: I refilled a printer cartridge at work today.
Octopus under their bed: *whispers* Tell her about us, you chicken. - Why did the printer have wet ink? Because it couldn't control P
- Breaking News: PIRATES STOPPED STEALING OIL TANKERS They switched to stealing tankers filled with printer ink...
- I just want to make more money But unfortunately my printer ran out of ink.
- What's the difference between Santa Clause, Kim Jong Un, and 34 ounces of printer ink? One's a deer leader, one is a Dear Leader, and the other is a dear liter.
- Why are printers so dumb? Because they have such a low ink quotient
- Scientists have found a chemical in m**... that can be used to develop a cheap printer ink. The first *s**...* cartridges ship in early 2018.
- How does the Idiot get the printer to work during a b**...? He simply refills the ink cartridge.
Fax No Printer Jokes
Here is a list of funny fax no printer jokes and even better fax no printer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Trumps first few months in office have been pretty rough. His all-in-one printer broke down, so he's had to use some alternative fax.
- My friend said, "I wish there was a way i could send something to your printer." I said, "fax."
- We had to get a new all-in-one printer, after a lot of fighting. The old one couldn't handle the fax.
- What do you call printer statistics? Fax
Amusing & Witty Printer Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about printer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean reader jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make printer pranks.
the printer in my office is fondly called Bob Marley
it keeps jamming
I was sitting in the library...
I was sitting in the library when a black guy came up to me, asking "Where are the colored printers?" I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
Printer jam
Why couldn't the incontinent person print?
They couldn't Ctrl-P
Thought I heard reggae music coming from the office...
...but it was just the printer jammin'
A black guy in the library just asked me where the colored printer is...
It's 2015 dude, use whatever printer you want.
So I was in the library the other day...
My black friend comes over and ask me where the color printers were at. I looked up and said "it's 2015 man you can use whatever printer you want".
My colleague was fired for stealing printer cartridges
He was caught magenta handed.
What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?
oink
I had to check my printer because I thought I heard music coming from it.
It was the paper jamming.
"My night's about to get better now that you're turned on."
... said the student to his printer when he finished his essay.
A newbie at work asked me if I knew where the coloured printer was.
I said "It's 2016, Jamal, you can use any printer you want"
I was in a computer room in college today...
A black person asked where the coloured printer was. I said, "it's 2016 you can use any printer."
A guy walks into a Kinkos and asks, "Do you have any colored printers?"
To which the clerk responds, "It's 2016 man. You can use any printer you want."
Why did the printer go to the gym?
To get toner.
Larry sued Mary after she banned him from using the printer
It was a matter of copyright.
Did you hear about the solitary T shirt printer?
He's going to dye alone
Came up with the perfect name for my printer earlier...
The Device Formerly Known as Prints
What did Snow White say when the printer jammed?
Someday my prints will come!!
Why was the pig late turning in his college essay?
His printer was out of oink.
Imagine having a money printer
That would be mint.
Apparently my printer is really into music...
He seems to love the Paper jam.
Why is the printer making so many noises?
Because the papers are jamming
I was at a library and a black guy asked where the colored printer was. I said, "bro, it's 2017, use any printer you want."
I was at a library and a black guy asked where the colored printer was. I said, "bro, it's 2017, use any printer you want."
I was standing in a library
And a black dude walks up to me and asked if i knew where the colored printer was. I told him "dude, it's almost 2018, use any printer you want."
Was volunteering in the library on MLK Day...
Was volunteering in the library on MLK Day behind the help desk when a black guy asks where the colored printers are.
I said, "it's MLK day 2018, you can use whichever printer you want!"
I keep loading paper into my printer but it keeps saying "I just can't get enough"
I think it's stuck in Depeche Mode.
Why did the printer start playing music?
There was a paper jam
I changed the name of my printer to George R. R. Martin
It's old, works slow, has issues finishing jobs, and constantly disappoints me.
Hello, Tech Support?
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
An African American guy in College ...
Asks a white dude:
- Hey man where's the color printer?
Dude replies:
- Man, it's 2018, you can use any printer you want!
A black guy in a library asked me where the coloured printer was.
I replied, "Mate, it's 2018... You can use any printer you want!"
My dad always turns his head slightly away from the printer when he's using it
Apparently he can only see it in his peripheral vision.
Laziness is the engine of progress.
The accountant printed out 50 absolutely clean sheets on the printer. To the question Why? , she replied that she needed 50 blank sheets, and she did not want to count them manually.
What did the printer say when it ran out of paper?
Oh sheet
My printer just told me it was joining a band
Which makes sense.
It loves to jam.
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" He said
"Mate, it's 2020 you can use any printer you want" I replied
A man walked into a copy shop, and requested that they print a book for him with pages 30 feet long and 1 foot wide.
Printer: "Why do you need pages that long?"
Man: "Well, it's a long story."
My printer died last night under suspicious circumstances.
Epson didn't kill itself.
I left my muffin on my desk at work while I went to the printer
When I came back it was scone
I heard there was music coming from my printer.
So I opened it to see what's wrong. Turns out it was just jamming.
Guy is rolling down the sidewalk in a desk chair
He has a laptop under one arm, a phone under the other. A portable printer on his lap. He has a small wastepaper basket on his head. A swingline stapler in his shirt pocket
Cop spots him and says "what do you think you are doing?"
"Impersonating an office, sir."
I was in the library one day, when a black friend of mine came in and asked if I knew where the color printer was.
I said "Buddy, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."
After a very successful heist, a thief treats his two close friends to a sumptuous meal at a fancy restaurant.
Friend A: "You've walked away with millions?? By stealing from a printer company? How on earth did you pull that off??!"
Friend B: "You must've had to drive out an entire truckload of printers to make that much!"
Thief: "It was actually a lot easier than that. I just walked out with all my pockets filled with ink cartridges."
Mom! I'm a 3d printer!
Oh come on, Johnny, close the door when you p**....
A man's printer started printing more and more faintly, so he called a local repair shop.
A friendly young man informed him, Well, you could bring it in for a cleaning, but we charge $50 for that, so you might be better off just reading the manual and trying the job yourself.
Pleasantly surprised by this candor, the man said, Thanks, son. Does your boss know that you discourage business?
Actually, it was my boss's idea, said the young employee. He says that if we let people try to fix things themselves first, we end up making even more money!
What printers do they use on board the Enterprise?
Hewlett Pickards
3-D printers
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I'm pretty excited," the guy tells the bartender. "I just got one of those 3D printers. They say I can even make a gun on it." "Ha, I'm not impressed," the bartender scoffs. "I've had a canon printer for years."
I got an all out groan on this one
My son turned 18 and moved out. We turned his room into a home school classroom for my daughters. My wife moved her printer in there and needed to print something a little while later.
Wife- "my phone can't find the printer"
Me- "did you tell it that it moved"
There's music coming out of my printer
The papers are jamming
What happens to printers that perform miracles?
They get Canonized.
