The Best 90 Printer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Printer jokes. There are some printer compress jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these printer library puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Printer Jokes and Puns

A black guy in an library asked me where the colored printer was

I said "Sir, this is 2019. You can use any printer you want".

My friend claims he can build a gun using his new 3D printer, but I'm not impressed.

I've had a Canon printer for years.

Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

Printer joke, Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

I've got a 3D printer

But it only prints pieces of paper.

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P


the printer in my office is fondly called Bob Marley

it keeps jamming

I was sitting in the library...

I was sitting in the library when a black guy came up to me, asking "Where are the colored printers?" I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

Printer joke, I was sitting in the library...

BIack friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library

I said its 2014 man you can use what ever printer you want.

Printer jam

Why couldn't the incontinent person print?

They couldn't Ctrl-P

A black kid asked me if there was a colored printer in the library...

Thought I heard reggae music coming from the office...

...but it was just the printer jammin'

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A black guy in the library just asked me where the colored printer is...

It's 2015 dude, use whatever printer you want.

So I was in the library the other day...

My black friend comes over and ask me where the color printers were at. I looked up and said "it's 2015 man you can use whatever printer you want".

Why are old printers so musical?

Because they are prone to jamming.

A keyboard tries to hit on a printer.

The printer responds, "Sorry, but you're just not my type."

My colleague was fired for stealing printer cartridges

He was caught magenta handed.

Printer joke, My colleague was fired for stealing printer cartridges

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

oink

My Black friend asked me..

If there was a colored printer in our hotel. I told him its 2015 and he can use whatever printer he wants.

How do you turn a 3D printer into a 4D printer?

Just give it time.


Why do printers hate Bob Marley?

Cuz he's Jam-makin'

I had to check my printer because I thought I heard music coming from it.

It was the paper jamming.

People say that we are years away AI capable of emotion,

But if the pure spite that is written into printer software is any indication, I'd say we're already there.

"My night's about to get better now that you're turned on."

... said the student to his printer when he finished his essay.

A black man asks a white man where the colored printer is.

The white man smiles and says, "My friend, in this day and age, you can use any printer."

Breaking News: PIRATES STOPPED STEALING OIL TANKERS

They switched to stealing tankers filled with printer ink...

I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers...

I said, "Dude, it's 2016 you can use any printer you want."

How do you make a 4D printer?

Just take a 3D printer and give it some time.

A newbie at work asked me if I knew where the coloured printer was.

I said "It's 2016, Jamal, you can use any printer you want"

How do you get Stephen Hawking's autograph?

Bring a printer.

I can hear music coming out of my printer...

I think the papers jammin' again

So I was at the Library today

.. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied "Man its 2016 you can use any printer!"

I was in a computer room in college today...

A black person asked where the coloured printer was. I said, "it's 2016 you can use any printer."

A guy walks into a Kinkos and asks, "Do you have any colored printers?"

To which the clerk responds, "It's 2016 man. You can use any printer you want."

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

Today at work some idiots poured raspberry coulis down the printer

Everytime I sent anything through, all I got was a paper jam

Scientists have found a chemical in marijuana that can be used to develop a cheap printer ink.

The first *stoner* cartridges ship in early 2018.

My HP printer died today

It was like a Brother to me.

Why did the printer go to the gym?

To get toner.

What does the White House call a broken printer?

Alternative Fax.

Larry sued Mary after she banned him from using the printer

It was a matter of copyright.

Did you hear about the solitary T shirt printer?

He's going to dye alone

Came up with the perfect name for my printer earlier...

The Device Formerly Known as Prints

What's the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer?

The former is a ladder and the latter is a former.

Trumps first few months in office have been pretty rough.

His all-in-one printer broke down, so he's had to use some alternative fax.

I named my printer Bob Marley...

Because it's always jammin'...

:D

3d-printers are now making guns.

Pffft, that's nothing!

I've had a Canon printer for years.

What did Snow White say when the printer jammed?

Someday my prints will come!!

Why was the pig late turning in his college essay?

His printer was out of oink.

What's the difference between Santa Clause, Kim Jong Un, and 34 ounces of printer ink?

One's a deer leader, one is a Dear Leader, and the other is a dear liter.

Imagine having a money printer

That would be mint.

Apparently my printer is really into music...

He seems to love the Paper jam.

Why is the printer making so many noises?

Because the papers are jamming

I was at a library and a black guy asked where the colored printer was. I said, "bro, it's 2017, use any printer you want."

I was at a library and a black guy asked where the colored printer was. I said, "bro, it's 2017, use any printer you want."

I was standing in a library

And a black dude walks up to me and asked if i knew where the colored printer was. I told him "dude, it's almost 2018, use any printer you want."

How do you turn a three-dimensional printer into a four-dimensional printer?

Just give it time.

Was volunteering in the library on MLK Day...

Was volunteering in the library on MLK Day behind the help desk when a black guy asks where the colored printers are.

I said, "it's MLK day 2018, you can use whichever printer you want!"

It's not a big deal that people are now printing guns using 3D printers

I have had a Canon printer for years.

I was in the library the other day when a black man came up to me and asked me where the colored printers were?

I replied, "Dude, it's 2018, you can use whatever printer you want."

I keep loading paper into my printer but it keeps saying "I just can't get enough"

I think it's stuck in Depeche Mode.

Why did the printer start playing music?

There was a paper jam

I just want to make more money

But unfortunately my printer ran out of ink.

I changed the name of my printer to George R. R. Martin

It's old, works slow, has issues finishing jobs, and constantly disappoints me.

Hello, Tech Support?

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

An African American guy in College ...

Asks a white dude:
- Hey man where's the color printer?
Dude replies:
- Man, it's 2018, you can use any printer you want!

A black guy in a library asked me where the coloured printer was.

I replied, "Mate, it's 2018... You can use any printer you want!"

Buy a 3D printer

Print a 3D printer

return the 3D printer

My dad always turns his head slightly away from the printer when he's using it

Apparently he can only see it in his peripheral vision.

We had to get a new all-in-one printer, after a lot of fighting.

The old one couldn't handle the fax.

My friend said, "I wish there was a way i could send something to your printer."

I said, "fax."

Laziness is the engine of progress.

The accountant printed out 50 absolutely clean sheets on the printer. To the question Why? , she replied that she needed 50 blank sheets, and she did not want to count them manually.

"Dad, I'm a 3D printer."

"Shut up and close the toilet door!"

My friend keeps bragging that he can make a gun using his 3D printer, but I'm not impressed.

I've had a Canon printer for years.

During this lockdown, please think of the confidence level and mental health of your companies IT person.

They have gone more then three months without being able to look you in the eye without smirking, while first turning your computer off and then on again, before accessing the admin profile to delete then add the wireless printer again so you can print your emails.

New user: "How come my new printer doesn't work in Linux?" Linus: "You need the right driver."

"My chauffeur's outside."

"Why is there music coming out of your printer?"

"That will be the paper jamming again!"

Unexpected

She: Why is your shirt smudged with ink blots?

He: I refilled a printer cartridge at work today.

Octopus under their bed: *whispers* Tell her about us, you chicken.

What did the printer say when it ran out of paper?

Oh sheet

My printer just told me it was joining a band

Which makes sense.

It loves to jam.

I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.

"Where's the coloured printer?" He said

"Mate, it's 2020 you can use any printer you want" I replied

A man walked into a copy shop, and requested that they print a book for him with pages 30 feet long and 1 foot wide.

Printer: "Why do you need pages that long?"

Man: "Well, it's a long story."

My friend claims he can print a Gun using his 3D Printer. I'm not impressed.

I've had a Canon printer for years.

My printer died last night under suspicious circumstances.

Epson didn't kill itself.

I left my muffin on my desk at work while I went to the printer

When I came back it was scone

A black guy in a library asked me where the colored printers were.

I said, "Dude, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."

I heard there was music coming from my printer.

So I opened it to see what's wrong. Turns out it was just jamming.

Guy is rolling down the sidewalk in a desk chair

He has a laptop under one arm, a phone under the other. A portable printer on his lap. He has a small wastepaper basket on his head. A swingline stapler in his shirt pocket

Cop spots him and says "what do you think you are doing?"

"Impersonating an office, sir."

I was in the library one day, when a black friend of mine came in and asked if I knew where the color printer was.

I said "Buddy, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."

After a very successful heist, a thief treats his two close friends to a sumptuous meal at a fancy restaurant.

Friend A: "You've walked away with millions?? By stealing from a printer company? How on earth did you pull that off??!"

Friend B: "You must've had to drive out an entire truckload of printers to make that much!"

Thief: "It was actually a lot easier than that. I just walked out with all my pockets filled with ink cartridges."

Mom! I'm a 3d printer!

Oh come on, Johnny, close the door when you poop.

A man's printer started printing more and more faintly, so he called a local repair shop.

A friendly young man informed him, Well, you could bring it in for a cleaning, but we charge $50 for that, so you might be better off just reading the manual and trying the job yourself.

Pleasantly surprised by this candor, the man said, Thanks, son. Does your boss know that you discourage business?

Actually, it was my boss's idea, said the young employee. He says that if we let people try to fix things themselves first, we end up making even more money!

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