The Best 8 Principles Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Principles jokes. There are some principles taxpayer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these principles beliefs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Principles Jokes and Puns

Teachers didn't have sex with students when I went to school

There were principles for that.

Facebook..in real life...

Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool.
I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them.
And it works.

I already have 3 persons following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.

I've given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles.

Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I've eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.

And it works. I already have three people following me… two police officers and a psychiatrist.

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

When I was a kid, I had to quit the marching band based on my religious principles.

I was a real tuba leaver back then.


Speaking for nothing

Speaking for nothing and saying nothing for nothing are the two major and rigorous principles of all those who would do well to shut their mouth before opening it.

The Mormon Church followed Scouts of America Principles.

They left no trace.

What do you call a plant made of mathematic principles?

A Triginomitree.

Alternate punchline: Pythagrass.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the principles concepts jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working principles morals piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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