The Best 33 Principle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Principle jokes. There are some principle exclusion jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these principle teacher puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Principle Jokes and Puns

My wife is an economist and I am an engineer.

I was watching my wife make her breakfast one morning, and noticed that she made way too many trips to get each of the items she needed. So I said in my best engineer voice, Hey sweetheart, why don't you utilize the load maximization principle and carry all the items you need in one trip, thereby minimizing total distance travelled?

Well don't you know, she loved my suggestion!

It used to take her 11 minutes to make her breakfast… now I do it in 5.

Frank farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out.

He goes and sits outside the class and can't stop laughing. The principle walks by and sees him. He asks, Frank, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?"

I farted in class and the teacher threw me out. The principle asks him again, Well then, why are you laughing?

Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I'm outside in the fresh air."

My son came home from school absolutely ecstatic about gay marriage being legalised today.

"Why are you so happy?" I asked him, "Have you even got a boyfriend?"

He scowled at me and just said "It's the principle Dad"

"Really?" I replied "Well, at least it's not the priest again".

Principle joke, My son came home from school absolutely ecstatic about gay marriage being legalised today.

The principle difference's between Murphy's law and Cole's law

Murphy's law postulates that whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.

Cole's law primarily consists of thinly shredded cabbage, carrot and mayonnaise.

My friend always wants to talk about the scientific principle of buoyancy.

It's not interesting to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

Little girls first day at new school.The teacher asks her name.

The girl replies, "Happy butt." The teacher is a little annoyed and asks again. The girl answers, "Happy butt." The teacher wants to set an example on the first day and sends the girl to the principal's office.

The principle looks at the girl's file and says, "Why didn't you give your correct name? It says here your name is Gladys."

The girls says, "Glad ass, happy butt- what's the difference?"

I like my women as I like my pre-expansion universes

So hot and dense that it violates the Pauli exclusion principle and demands a better understanding of the standard model

Principle joke, I like my women as I like my pre-expansion universes

School principle sent note to parents telling them that their son is illiterate ....

........ the parents called and said "That's BULLS*IT... we were married BEFORE he was *born*

Is it true that there was free speech in the Soviet Union and the US?

Yes, in principle. In the US, you can stand in front of the White House and shout, "Down with Reagan!", and you will not be punished. Similarly, in the Soviet Union, you can stand in the Red Square and shout, "Down with Reagan!", and you will not be punished.

How many physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Assuming it takes place in a vacuum, approximating the lightbulb as a point particle, Assuming it takes place at precisely 300 K, and ignoring the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle: π/3

They say the Principle of Least Action is the most fundamental thing in physics.

But when I tried it, I flunked my physics class.

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Is there a difference between capitalism and communism?

Yes, in principle. With capitalism, man exploits man. But with communism, it is precisely the opposite.

I hate when someone I had sex with in High School sends me a friend request on Facebook.

Request denied, Principle Anderson.

Economic research

Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle attract the most interest.

I asked my bookshop if they had a book on Werner Heisenberg.

The shop assistant said "In principle we do, but I'm uncertain".

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

Principle joke, How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two mortgate brokers are chatting in a bar

The first says, "An honest woman is a good investment."

The other replies, "True, but a woman with no principle gets a lot of interest!"

I explained to my friend that he shouldn't be afraid of drowning in the sea because of Archimedes principle.

But he was too dense.

A cop car pulls over Heisenberg as he's driving on the highway...

Officer: Do you know how fast you were going sir?
Heisenberg: No, but I know where I am.
Officer: Well, you were going EXACTLY 100 mph.
Heisenberg: Great! Now I'm lost!

Shout-out to my physics professor for making the Heisenberg uncertainty principle less boring today.

What is the principle argument for a complex pirate?


The Pythagorean Theorem, Newton's Third Law and Bernoulli's Principle walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm not going to get this joke aren't I?"

99% of humanity Works on the principle of rocket science.

It does not mean , we always aim for the sky;

it means that we do not start work unless our tail is on fire.

Heisenberg and marriage

If you want proof that discredits Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. Just go for a drive with an old married couple. She will tell him where he is, how that is wrong and how fast he is going all in the same breath.

My kids operate the house under the HYDRA principle

For every light I turn off, three more get turned on to take their place.

Archimedes Principle floats my boat.

I really dont like paying interest on my student loans

I hate it on principle

What scientific principle is demonstrated when cookies fall out of the cupboard?

Fig Newton's law.

After many years of philosophizing, I have decided to affirm the principle of non-contradiction...

...And deny it.

The sausage principle.

If you like something, never find out how it's made.

My friend said I should try and have sex with one of the schoolteachers.

It seems like a bad idea in principle.

Who is the most important headmaster in physics?

Bernoulli's Principle

What do you call a northeastern US state's principle dish, consisting of a small puffy Chinese dog and fried vegetables and noodles, wrapped around a lion's neck?

Maine's main chow chow chow mein mane

Dear Radio Yerevan... it possible that an atomic bomb could destroy our beautiful city of Yerevan?

"In principle yes, but Moscow is by far a more beautiful city."

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