The Best 7 Principals Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Principals jokes. There are some principals chief jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these principals school principal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Principals Jokes and Puns

Broken Promises

While my son was at the school yesterday he was acting up. The teacher called on him and asked, "Do you remember what you promised me?" The boy said, "Yes, that I wouldn't misbehave anymore." Then the teacher asked, "And do you remember what I promised you?" The boy responded, "Yes, that if I misbehaved again I'd be sent to the principals office, but since I broke my promise it's ok if you do too."

A teacher assigns her students to read a chapter of a book.

"Class, I want you to read chapter 31 of the book I assigned you. Understood?"

The entire class agreed. "Okay. Class is dismissed. Remember to read it."

Skip to the next day in the classroom. "Okay, so whoever read chapter 31, please stand up."

Every student stood up. "Now, all of you go to the principals office."

Every student is shocked and confused.

"Why, you ask? There isn't any chapter 31!".

The principal is so dumb a little boy says.

A girl next to him says do you know who I am?

No The boy says

I'm the principals daughter the girl replies

Do you know who I am? The boy asks

No the girl says, curious of who he could be.

Good. The boy says, and walks away.

A teacher goes into the principals office and tells her that a student of his, Karen, wasn't doing any assignments and sat idle throughout the class.

The principal calls Karen into his office and before he has a chance to speak she says,"Why am i in trouble? I did nothing!"

a district administrator was offered a large bribe to fire some of the heads of his local schools

but he stuck by his principals


What did the teacher do to the student who started World War I?

She sent him to the PRINCIPals office

Boy:our principal is so dumb

Girl:Don't you know who I am?
Boy:No
Girl:I'm the principals daughter
Boy:do you know who I am?
Girl:no
Boy:good *walks away*

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