The Best 12 Princip Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Princip jokes. There are some princip principle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these princip pret puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Princip Jokes and Puns

The principal at my school called me in to his office today. He said "I've just had a rock thrown through my window, are you responsible?"

No, I'm irresponsible. That's why I threw it.

The principle difference's between Murphy's law and Cole's law

Murphy's law postulates that whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.

Cole's law primarily consists of thinly shredded cabbage, carrot and mayonnaise.

Principal: Sorry for calling you in, but your son set the school on fire.

Parents: Arson?

Principal: Yes, your son.

Princip joke, Principal: Sorry for calling you in, but your son set the school on fire.

The principal is so dumb a little boy says.

A girl next to him says do you know who I am?

No The boy says

I'm the principals daughter the girl replies

Do you know who I am? The boy asks

No the girl says, curious of who he could be.

Good. The boy says, and walks away.

They say the Principle of Least Action is the most fundamental thing in physics.

But when I tried it, I flunked my physics class.

What is the principle argument for a complex pirate?


The principal is so dumb

Guy: The principal is so dumb!

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Guy: No...

Girl: I am the principal's daughter!

Guy: And tell me, young lady, Do YOU know who I am?

Girl: No...

Guy: Good! **walks away**

Princip joke, The principal is so dumb

My principal doesn't allow guns in school...

...So i had to put on a long sleeve shirt

What do you get if you fist Gavrilo Princip?

A Black Hand.

The principal confiscated my CD's and microSD full of songs from 1980's shoot-em-up video games, specifically the ones mentioning eagles.

He said it was illegal contraband.

What did the HS principal say when he accidentally got a math substitute to fill in for a chemistry teacher?

Whoops, wrong sub.

You can explore princip theodor reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean princip principal dad jokes. There are also princip puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Our school's Principal eloped with one of the school's security staff.

I can't believe she let her guard down.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the princip lightbulb jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working princip change piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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