Princip Jokes

Funniest Princip Short Jokes

Short princip jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The princip humour may include short question jokes also.

1. The principal at my school called me in to his office today. He said "I've just had a rock thrown through my window, are you responsible?" No, I'm irresponsible. That's why I threw it.
2. So Trump is working with Putin on cybersecurity... In other news, the principal at my school is working with the boys to install a surveillance system to insure privacy in the girls' locker room.
3. Son: Dad we have a small get-together at school tomorrow. Dad: What do you mean by small?
   Son: Just you, me, and the principal.
4. Get together Son: Dad there's a small get together at school tomorrow !!!
   Father: small get together.? ..how small
   Son: only me...you...and principal
5. "Dad, there is a small get-together tomorrow at my school." "Small get-together? How small?"
   "Just you and me... and the principal."
6. Principal: Sorry for calling you in, but your son set the school on fire. Parents: Arson?
   Principal: Yes, your son.
7. Last year, 7th grade students were forced to clean the entire school. This year, the principal said, "Last year, the 7th grade student did the cleaning. This year, let the 8th grade students do it."
8. I've accepted that my brother is never paying back that money I loaned him... I've lost interest, and I'm just giving up on the principal.
9. Why did the boy look at each and every one of the animal crackers? Because his mother told him not to eat them if the "seal" was broken.
   Credits to my school principal
10. My dad said this at his retirement... he is a former principal "I remember a time when Harass was two words.

Share These Princip Jokes With Friends

Princip One Liners

Which princip one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with princip? I can suggest the ones about staff and principle.

1. What do you call a principal who gives good blow jobs? A headmaster.
2. Why did the chicken go to the principal's office it used fowl language
3. My principal doesn't allow guns in school... ...So i had to put on a long sleeve shirt
4. Why was the clock sent to the principal's office? It was tocking too much.
5. What do you get if you fist Gavrilo Princip? A Black Hand.
6. My girlfriend isn't the principal of a school... But shes definitely a headmaster in bed.
7. So i think my school is haunted The principal keeps talking about some school spirit
8. Why did the chicken go to the principal's office? Because he had fowl languange.
9. Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
10. What do you call the libertarian head of a school? The non-aggression Principal.
11. Why don't principals need principals? Because they already have principles
12. I master' 'Bates william's principal
13. What do my mortgage and Bayside High School have in common? An outstanding principal.
14. Who is the meanest principal The a**...-sistent principal

Charming Humor Princip Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about princip you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean principal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make princip pranks.