Princip Jokes

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Best Short Princip Jokes

Short princip puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The princip humour may include short question jokes also.

  1. The principal at my school called me in to his office today. He said "I've just had a rock thrown through my window, are you responsible?" No, I'm irresponsible. That's why I threw it.
  2. So Trump is working with Putin on cybersecurity... In other news, the principal at my school is working with the boys to install a surveillance system to insure privacy in the girls' locker room.
  3. Son: Dad we have a small get-together at school tomorrow. Dad: What do you mean by small?
    Son: Just you, me, and the principal.
  4. Get together Son: Dad there's a small get together at school tomorrow !!!
    Father: small get together.? small
    Son: only principal
  5. "Dad, there is a small get-together tomorrow at my school." "Small get-together? How small?"
    "Just you and me... and the principal."
  6. Principal: Sorry for calling you in, but your son set the school on fire. Parents: Arson?
    Principal: Yes, your son.
  7. Last year, 7th grade students were forced to clean the entire school. This year, the principal said, "Last year, the 7th grade student did the cleaning. This year, let the 8th grade students do it."
  8. I've accepted that my brother is never paying back that money I loaned him... I've lost interest, and I'm just giving up on the principal.
  9. Why did the boy look at each and every one of the animal crackers? Because his mother told him not to eat them if the "seal" was broken.
    Credits to my school principal
  10. My dad said this at his retirement... he is a former principal "I remember a time when Harass was two words.
Princip joke, My dad said this at his retirement... he is a former principal

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Princip One Liners

Which princip one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with princip? I can suggest the ones about staff and principle.

  1. What do you call a principal who gives good blow jobs? A headmaster.
  2. Why did the chicken go to the principal's office it used fowl language
  3. My principal doesn't allow guns in school... ...So i had to put on a long sleeve shirt
  4. Why was the clock sent to the principal's office? It was tocking too much.
  5. What do you get if you fist Gavrilo Princip? A Black Hand.
  6. My girlfriend isn't the principal of a school... But shes definitely a headmaster in bed.
  7. So i think my school is haunted The principal keeps talking about some school spirit
  8. Why did the chicken go to the principal's office? Because he had fowl languange.
  9. Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
  10. What do you call the libertarian head of a school? The non-aggression Principal.
  11. Why don't principals need principals? Because they already have principles
  12. I master' 'Bates william's principal
  13. What do my mortgage and Bayside High School have in common? An outstanding principal.
  14. Who is the meanest principal The a**...-sistent principal

Princip joke, Who is the meanest principal

Charming Humor Princip Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about princip you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean principal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make princip prank.

The principle difference's between Murphy's law and Cole's law

Murphy's law postulates that whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.
Cole's law primarily consists of thinly shredded cabbage, carrot and mayonnaise.

The principal is so dumb a little boy says.

A girl next to him says do you know who I am?
No The boy says
I'm the principals daughter the girl replies
Do you know who I am? The boy asks
No the girl says, curious of who he could be.
Good. The boy says, and walks away.

They say the Principle of Least Action is the most fundamental thing in physics.

But when I tried it, I flunked my physics class.

What is the principle argument for a complex pirate?


The principal is so dumb

Guy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Guy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Guy: And tell me, young lady, Do YOU know who I am?
Girl: No...
Guy: Good! **walks away**

The principal confiscated my CD's and microSD full of songs from 1980's shoot-em-up video games, specifically the ones mentioning eagles.

He said it was i**... contraband.

What did the HS principal say when he accidentally got a math substitute to fill in for a chemistry teacher?

Whoops, wrong sub.

Our school's Principal eloped with one of the school's security staff.

I can't believe she let her guard down.

Princip joke, Our school's Principal eloped with one of the school's security staff.

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