The Best 10 Princesses Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Princesses jokes. There are some princesses queen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these princesses castle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Princesses Jokes and Puns

My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a threesome with two hot princesses?"

I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.

How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb?

They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How do princes and princesses rent castles?


Princesses joke, How do princes and princesses rent castles?

I knew a person who was against warrior princesses

He was a Xenaphobe

I wish women would stop asking me to treat them like princesses.

My alliances are strong and their heirs are betrothed.

Is this InkJet any good?

Sure, we've sold it to royalty


Mate, it prints ALL the letters!

I had an orgy with the Disney princesses

and one of them gave me crabs

Princesses joke, I had an orgy with the Disney princesses

Girls will tell you that you have to kiss a lotta frogs to find a prince...

But guys will tell you that you have to kiss a lotta princesses to find a woman!

Disney princesses usually have a good reputation.

But Sleeping Beauty is mistaken as a bad influence because she is always under a rest

Fairytale princesses be like....

I kissed a frog and I married it.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the princesses diana jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working princesses meghan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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