Princesse Jokes
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- My girlfriend kept telling me to treat her like a princess. So I made her marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French.
- Queen Elizabeth II may have made it to 96 before she died... But Princess Diana made it to 120
- My Daughter asked me "dad, why don't you treat me like a princess." So I married her off to the king of Spain in exchange for 5000 acres on the Costa del Sol.
- My daughter told me I should treat her like a princess So I married her off to a stranger in order to secure an alliance with the French.
- My girlfriend told me that she wanted to be treated like a princess... So I married her off to a stranger twice her age to strengthen my alliance with France
- My friend wanted to feel like a princess on her wedding day So we made her marry a man she never met in order to secure a french alliance.
- Why did Princess Leia date so many guys before she found Han? She was looking for love in Alderaan places.
- Who Did Princess Leia's Hair? (My daughter's joke) Darth Braider
(I know, I know. She's a kid though. Lol) - My daughter told me to treat her like a princess... so I made her marry a man she has never met before in order to secure an alliance with France.
- My girlfriend is angry with me for incorrectly quoting the Princess Bride Unbelievable!
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- Why did princess Diana cross the road She wasn't wearing her seatbelt
- Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't wear a seatbelt.
- Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!
- What do Pink Floyd and princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
- Why couldn't Princess Leia find love? She was looking in Alderaan places.
- So I saw that Princess Diana is trending on tumblr. She's all over the dashboard!
- How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia? By saying Alderaan things.
- How do you make a plumber sad? You tell him that the princess is in another castle.
- Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Momentum.
- Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Inertia.
- Princess Diana and Pink Floyd has a lot in common Both their greatest hits was the wall
- What's Princess Leia's favourite song? Riding solo - Jason Derulo
- What did the princess say when she got to the ball? garglgarglgarglgarglgargl
- I bet dating zelda would be fun. A princess in the streets, but Sheik in the sheets.
- What it Princess Zelda's favorite food? Hot Links
Princesse Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about princesse you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make princesse pranks.
My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a t**... with two hot princesses?"
I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.
How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb?
They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.
How do princes and princesses rent castles?
Heirbnb.
I knew a person who was against warrior princesses
He was a Xenaphobe
I wish women would stop asking me to treat them like princesses.
My alliances are strong and their heirs are betrothed.
Is this InkJet any good?
Sure, we've sold it to royalty
Princesses?
Mate, it prints ALL the letters!
I had an o**... with the Disney princesses
and one of them gave me c**...
Girls will tell you that you have to kiss a lotta frogs to find a prince...
But guys will tell you that you have to kiss a lotta princesses to find a woman!
Disney princesses usually have a good reputation.
But Sleeping Beauty is mistaken as a bad influence because she is always under a rest
Fairytale princesses be like....
I kissed a frog and I married it.
Why do enslaved princesses make the best innovators?
Because they've been in-spired.
The Black Knight.
Once there was a black knight. He traveled far and wide to find his princess bride.
He came to a kingdom to see the king. when he arrived, he heard that the king had the most beautiful daughter that anyone had ever seen.
he went to the king and asked if he could marry the princess. the king said
"you could after he got the red gem from the red dragon."
The knight searched far and wide for many, many months. then, when he found the red dragon, he killed it and took its gem.
The Black Knight went to the king and gave him the red gem. the king said
"you can marry my daughter after you kill the purple dragon and bring me the purple gem."
The knight searched far and wide for many, many months. then, when he found the purple dragon, he killed it and took its gem.
The Black Knight went to the king and gave him the purple gem. the king said
"you can marry my daughter after you kill the blue dragon and bring me the blue gem."
The knight searched far and wide for many, many months. then, when he found the blue dragon, he killed it and took its gem.
The Black Knight went to the king and gave him the blue gem. the king said," you can marry my daughter."
The knight ran around the castle and up the stairs. he passed the kitchen, the dungeon, and the royal bedroom.
When he finally got to the princesses room, he got on one knee and said " will you marry me?"
"No" she said.
Once upon a time...
...an evil witch put a curse on a prince, which only allowed him to say and/or write one word per year, and could only be broken through mairrage. Well, shortly after recieving the curse, the prince fell in love with the most beautiful of princesses in all of the land.
So the prince waited *thirteen long years,* saving his words up for one sentence that he said to the princess one fateful morning.
"Madam, I love you and have for many years. Will you marry me?" The prince said after carefully plotting out his words,
The princess turned around and said "Come again?"