Princess Peach Jokes

Funniest Princess Peach Short Jokes

Short princess peach jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The princess peach humour may include short mario and peach jokes also.

1. How are Marie Antoinette, Princess Peach, and GLaDOS alike? They all lie about there being cake.
2. Mario is breaking up with Princess Peach Peach: Is it me? Is it my fault?
   Mario: No, it's-a not-a you, it's-a me, Mario!
3. Articles of Impeachment The selection of clothing a cosplayer uses to dress up like Princess Peach.
4. What did Princess Peach say when she broke up with Mario? "It's not you, its a me, Mario"
   Yes I gave Peach an Italian accent so what?
5. Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower? Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion
6. Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach? Because the princess was always on another Castle.
7. Whats the area around Princess Peach's n**... called? The Mariola
   (I'll see myself out...)

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Princess Peach One Liners

Which princess peach one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with princess peach? I can suggest the ones about princess and peach.

1. How does Mario break up with Princess Peach? It's not you... it's a me, Mario!
2. Why did Princess Peach choose Toad? Because he seemed like such a fungi
3. Why was Mario furious? He caught Princess Peach going through his Bowser history
4. Why does Princess Peach keep Toad around? He's a fungi to be with
5. Why did princess peach choke? Mario came down the wrong pipe
6. Why did Princess Peach dump Mario for Toad? Because he just wasn't as much of a fun guy.
7. Whats the one pipe Mario will not fit down? Princess peach.

Heartwarming Princess Peach Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about princess peach you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean disney princess jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make princess peach pranks.