The Best 30 Princess Leia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Princess Leia jokes. There are some princess leia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these princess leia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Princess Leia Jokes and Puns

Why did Princess Leia date so many guys before she found Han?

She was looking for love in Alderaan places.

Who Did Princess Leia's Hair? (My daughter's joke)

Darth Braider



(I know, I know. She's a kid though. Lol)

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?

So it doesn't Hang Solow

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.


What's Princess Leia's favourite song?

Riding solo - Jason Derulo

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

After Luke Skywalker found out Princess Leia was his sister...

He became best friends with hand solo.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why did Princess Leia refuse a threesome ?

Because she preferred Han SOLO.

A lot of guys found Princess Leia attractive...

...but for me she ticks Alderaan boxes.

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How does Princess Leia like her showers?

Lukewarm.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What is Princess Leia's favorite Aerosmith song?

Ewok this way.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

When Luke(Skywalker) fell in love with (Princess) Leia, you could say...

he was looking for love in Alderaan places!

What's the fastest way to become a general in the Rebel Alliance?

Leia Princess!

Why did Princess Leia send a distress call to Francis?

Because he was her only Pope.

What did Han Solo say to Princess Leia towards the end of their first date?

You're all clear, kid, now let's *blow* this thing and go home!


Why does Princess Leia have a hard time finding love?

She's looking in Alderaan places.

what if princess leia went to the dark side?

then she would be luke's sithter

Cringey star wars joke

Just thought of a cringey star wars joke while being unable to sleep

Q- What was Hans Solo's response to Princess Leia when she asked where he had been all her life?

A- In Alderaan places

What does Princess Leia drink out of?

A solo cup.

What is Princess Leia's favorite reddener?

Rouge One

Why did Princess Leia get a job at Cinnabon?

She has experience chained to heaps of fatty rolls.

Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

Why was Han Solo suspicious the first time he slept with Princess Leia?

She was Luke-warm.

Why was princess Leia not happy?

Because Han shot first.

Princess Leia never enjoys sex

Because Han shoots first

Note: The remastered edition has Greedo shooting first
Which justifies Han killing him later.

Why is Princess Leia never satisfied?

Han shot first

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