Princess Leia Jokes

Funniest Princess Leia Short Jokes

Short princess leia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The princess leia humour may include short luke leia jokes also.

1. Why did Princess Leia date so many guys before she found Han? She was looking for love in Alderaan places.
2. Who Did Princess Leia's Hair? (My daughter's joke) Darth Braider
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   (I know, I know. She's a kid though. Lol)
3. After Luke Skywalker found out Princess Leia was his sister... He became best friends with hand solo.
4. Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush? She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.
5. What did Han Solo say to Princess Leia towards the end of their first date? You're all clear, kid, now let's *blow* this thing and go home!
6. Why did Princess Leia get a job at Cinnabon? She has experience chained to heaps of fatty rolls.
7. Why was Han Solo suspicious the first time he slept with Princess Leia? She was Luke-warm.
8. What name will Princess Leia go by now? Princess Leek.
9. What's Princess Leia's first name? Comoniwanna.
10. Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia? She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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Princess Leia One Liners

Which princess leia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with princess leia? I can suggest the ones about princess and disney princess.

1. How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia? By saying Alderaan things.
2. What's Princess Leia's favourite song? Riding solo - Jason Derulo
3. Who was Princess Leia's gynecologist? OB-Wan Kenobi
4. A lot of guys found Princess Leia attractive... ...but for me she ticks Alderaan boxes.
5. How does Princess Leia like her showers? Lukewarm.
6. What is Princess Leia's favorite Aerosmith song? Ewok this way.
7. What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns? Because the Nerf hurt her.
8. What's the fastest way to become a general in the Rebel Alliance? Leia Princess!
9. Why did Princess Leia send a distress call to Francis? Because he was her only Pope.
10. what if princess leia went to the dark side? then she would be luke's sithter
11. What does Princess Leia drink out of? A solo cup.
12. What is Princess Leia's favorite reddener? Rouge One
13. Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia? He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!
14. Why is Princess Leia never satisfied? Han shot first
15. Star Wars Episode 8 Spoiler!!! Princess Leia dies
    What? Too soon?

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