The Best 35 Princess Diana Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Princess Diana jokes. There are some princess diana duchess jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these princess diana meghan markle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Princess Diana Jokes and Puns

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She didn't wear a seatbelt.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

What does Africa hunger and a mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop either.

What do Pink Floyd and princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Three nuns at the pearly gates with St. Peter.

St. Peter tells the nuns, "since you've all dedicated your lives to God, we will let you go back and live as anyone you'd like to."

The first nun says, "I'd like to be Mother Theresa", and Peter says, "No problem."

The second nun says, "I'd like to return as Princess Diana", and Peter says, "Sure thing."

The third nun says, "I'd like to be Sarah Pippilini." St. Peter says, "I'm sorry sister but I don't know who that is." The nun holds up a newspaper and points to the headline.

St. Peter laughs and says, "No, no sister that doesn't say 'Sarah Pippilini'; it says 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days'."


Princess Diana Jokes

What's the difference between Princess Diana and a blade of grass? About six feet.

How is Princess Diana like a mobile phone? Both die in tunnels.

Where does Diana stay when she visits Paris? Any place she can crash.

How is Princess Diana like breaking a bone? Both need a doctor to remove the plaster of paris.

What's the difference between Princess Diana and thirty-nine pennies? It's easier to scrape together thirty-nine pennies.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

What's the difference between Princess Diana an Casper the ghost? Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? A Mercedes will easily reach 40.

What would Di be doing if she were alive today? Scratching at the lid of her coffin.

Yes I am a horrible person wow.

So I saw that Princess Diana is trending on tumblr.

She's all over the dashboard!

why did Princess Diana cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing her seat-belt.
Stay safe tonight everyone!

So MotherTeresa is in heaven, but...

she notices that Princess Diana has a bigger halo than her. So Mother Teresa goes to God and asks why Princess Diana has a larger halo. God laughs and responds, "Oh, that's not a halo, that's the steering wheel."

My grandmother told me this joke, all credit to her.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the front seat.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

Momentum.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

Inertia.

How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

Princess Diana and Pink Floyd has a lot in common

Both their greatest hits was the wall

I just added Princess Diana to my xbox friends list.

I don't think she has any games though, all she does is spend all day on the dashboard...

I'm friends with Princess Diana on Xbox Live...

She spends most of her time on the dashboard.

Princess Diana had dandruff.

Cops found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

Did you know princess diana was on the radio during her car accident?

She was also on the dash, windshield and the hood


What would Princess Diana be doing if she was alive today?

Shouting "Get me out of this coffin!"

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the dashboard.

What would Princess Diana be doing if she was alive today?

She would be frantically scratching at the roof of her coffin.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn't wearing her seat-belt.

Credit goes to some caller on the Dean Blundell show. I couldn't make that up

What's the similarities between princess Diana and Pink Floyd?

Their last big hit was the wall

TIL that Princess Diana had a bad dandruff problem.

Apparently they found her head and shoulders in the glove box.

Me: Do you want something to drink?

Me: We've got this new soda called 'Princess Di.' It's a tribute to Princess Diana

Friend: Got anything else?

Me: Just Mountain Dew.

Friend: So those are my only two options?

Me: It's Dew or Di.

What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?

The dashboard.

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

Why did princess Diana cross the street?

Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

Princess Diana goes to heaven...

Princess Diana goes to heaven and meets St. Peter. He says to her: Here in heaven we are all equal, so you need to take off the crown. She replies: This is not a crown, it's a rim

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

What do Princess Diana and Champagne have in common?

Both come from France in a wooden box.

They say when you go to France that you never truly come back

Well that was somewhat true for princess Diana

What's the difference between "Thomas the Tank Engine" and Princess Diana?

Thomas made it through the tunnel

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