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She didn't wear a seatbelt.
Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.
Princess Diana couldn't stop either.
Their last big hit was the wall.
St. Peter tells the nuns, "since you've all dedicated your lives to God, we will let you go back and live as anyone you'd like to."
The first nun says, "I'd like to be Mother Theresa", and Peter says, "No problem."
The second nun says, "I'd like to return as Princess Diana", and Peter says, "Sure thing."
The third nun says, "I'd like to be Sarah Pippilini." St. Peter says, "I'm sorry sister but I don't know who that is." The nun holds up a newspaper and points to the headline.
St. Peter laughs and says, "No, no sister that doesn't say 'Sarah Pippilini'; it says 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days'."
What's the difference between Princess Diana and a blade of grass? About six feet.
How is Princess Diana like a mobile phone? Both die in tunnels.
Where does Diana stay when she visits Paris? Any place she can crash.
How is Princess Diana like breaking a bone? Both need a doctor to remove the plaster of paris.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and thirty-nine pennies? It's easier to scrape together thirty-nine pennies.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What's the difference between Princess Diana an Casper the ghost? Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? A Mercedes will easily reach 40.
What would Di be doing if she were alive today? Scratching at the lid of her coffin.
Yes I am a horrible person wow.
She's all over the dashboard!
Because she wasn't wearing her seat-belt.
Stay safe tonight everyone!
she notices that Princess Diana has a bigger halo than her. So Mother Teresa goes to God and asks why Princess Diana has a larger halo. God laughs and responds, "Oh, that's not a halo, that's the steering wheel."
My grandmother told me this joke, all credit to her.
One of them has a good driver.
They found her head and shoulders in the front seat.
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Momentum.
Inertia.
They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.
Both their greatest hits was the wall
I don't think she has any games though, all she does is spend all day on the dashboard...
She spends most of her time on the dashboard.
Cops found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
She was also on the dash, windshield and the hood
Shouting "Get me out of this coffin!"
Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...
They found her head and shoulders on the dashboard.
She would be frantically scratching at the roof of her coffin.
She wasn't wearing her seat-belt.
Credit goes to some caller on the Dean Blundell show. I couldn't make that up
Their last big hit was the wall
Apparently they found her head and shoulders in the glove box.
Me: We've got this new soda called 'Princess Di.' It's a tribute to Princess Diana
Friend: Got anything else?
Me: Just Mountain Dew.
Friend: So those are my only two options?
Me: It's Dew or Di.
The dashboard.
Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
Princess Diana goes to heaven and meets St. Peter. He says to her: Here in heaven we are all equal, so you need to take off the crown. She replies: This is not a crown, it's a rim
They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment
Both come from France in a wooden box.
Well that was somewhat true for princess Diana
Thomas made it through the tunnel
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