The Best 7 Princess Di Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Princess Di jokes. There are some princess di countess jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these princess di ser puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Princess Di Jokes and Puns

Princess Diana Jokes

What's the difference between Princess Diana and a blade of grass? About six feet.

How is Princess Diana like a mobile phone? Both die in tunnels.

Where does Diana stay when she visits Paris? Any place she can crash.

How is Princess Diana like breaking a bone? Both need a doctor to remove the plaster of paris.

What's the difference between Princess Diana and thirty-nine pennies? It's easier to scrape together thirty-nine pennies.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

What's the difference between Princess Diana an Casper the ghost? Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? A Mercedes will easily reach 40.

What would Di be doing if she were alive today? Scratching at the lid of her coffin.

Yes I am a horrible person wow.

Me: Do you want something to drink?

Me: We've got this new soda called 'Princess Di.' It's a tribute to Princess Diana

Friend: Got anything else?

Me: Just Mountain Dew.

Friend: So those are my only two options?

Me: It's Dew or Di.

What was the real reason Princess Di divorced Prince Charles?

She found out that not all rulers have 12 inches.

The British use the phrase "Long live the queen," & the queen is the longest lived monarch in history.

So you'd think they would have realized that they would have realized there might be an issue always saying Princess Di...

Did you know that Princess Di had really bad dandruff?

They found her head & shoulders in the glovebox.


What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

What's the difference between

Nicole Simpson and Princess Dianna?
Princess Di was killed ~ by a white man ~ in a black car.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the princess di fait jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working princess di sainte piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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